THE THREE MUSKETEERS

og hoe mary jane
lance sweets brooklyn
cal lightman sawyer

og hoe
GUYS

og hoe
SOME BAD SHIT JUST
HAPPENED AT THE
PREMIER

lance sweets
oh shit give us the tea
sis!!!!

og hoe
omg i hate that you
just type that whole
ass sentence and
actually sent it

lance sweets
tf is wrong with it???

og hoe
so much girl

cal lightman
ugh who cares just tell
us all the drama

og hoe
okay bitch be demanding
as fuck

cal lightman
i mean i am a dom

lance sweets
i-

og hoe
MOVING ON bc i
wanna have that
erased from my brain
forever that was
absolutely terrible
why would you do this
to us sawyer

cal lightman
i like making people
uncomfortable it's
my kink

lance sweets
can you find a new
one like choking or
something

cal lightman
you would rather me
have a choking kink
than a making ppl
uncomfortable one??

lance sweets
yes very much actually

cal lightman
bitch

og hoe
jude fucking took me to
the spiderman premier

lance sweets
wait -

lance sweets
really???

og hoe
sadly, yes

cal lightman
that's iconic

og hoe
no that's called being
the absolute butt worst
sibling on the entire
planet

cal lightman
like i said,,, iconic

lance sweets
i can't believe he
actually fucking
did it like skshdhgh

og hoe
i fucking hate him and
i have now disowned
him if either of you
are looking for a new
brother then you
can have me

lance sweets
you're disowning him
not putting him up
for adoption

og hoe
fuck you im doing
both

cal lightman
haha he took you
to the spiderman
premier lol

og hoe
shut up!!! it's not funny

cal lightman
it's a little funny

og hoe
no it's not!!!

og hoe
and then when i was coming
out of the bathroom after
yelling a bit out of frustration
guess who i ran into???

cal lightman
the fucking door??

og hoe
god i wish

og hoe
i ran into tom holland

lance sweets
now THAT's what i
call iconic

cal lightman
ugh bitch i wish i had
your life i would love to
run into tom holland
and then make him take
me out on a date bc
it was obvs his fault

cal lightman
i could be apart of a
real life fanfiction

og hoe
i wish that you had that
too and it wasn't me

og hoe
it's bad enough that my
name's mary jane and
the whole internet
thinks im some crazed
fan that changed their
name so that he'd notice
me or some shit

og hoe
god i hate him

cal lightman
you do not

og hoe
i hate what he represents

cal lightman
that's better

lance sweets
okay so now you have to
dm his ass and apologize
so that he'll give me
zendaya's number so that
i can hit that

og hoe
no????

lance sweets
yes!!!!!!

lance sweets
i wanna fuck zendaya
and you're my way
in

og hoe
no the fuck im not

lance sweets
you're a bad friend

og hoe
and you're a bad
friend for thinking that
this is a good situation

og hoe
nothing about this
whole night has been
good besides the
mcdonalds jude bought
me before the premiere

lance sweets
i understand that
im just trying to make
a positive out of it
like me getting a
new girlfriend

og hoe
dm her yourself bitch

lance sweets
but that would never
work

og hoe
seems like a you
problem to me
bitch

lance sweets
rood

lance sweets
but seriously i doubt
he remembers it
or anything

lance sweets
you might just become
a funny story but he
won't do anything
further so it's okay

og hoe
idk about that

cal lightman
just trust us

cal lightman
it'll be okay mj

og hoe
ugh fine but if it's
not im playing you
guys