ogmaryjane real talk: i don't know why i'm a psych major. it's too stressful for me

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sweetbrooklyn honey i don't know why you did this to yourself either. i tried to talk you out of it

ogmaryjane ugh don't tell me "i told you so" that's so not helping me

heyjude just quit and become an actor like me. or a singer

ogmaryjane jude i've already said no after a MILLION times of you pleading...it ain't happening sister

username you should become a model

ogmaryjane thanks!! like i would but i cannot handle going a week without mcdonalds which i think is a big no no in the biz

lightofyourlife ha

ogmaryjane stop attacking me like this!!!!

lightofyourlife don't attack me for making fun of your mistakes. it's entertaining and i like laughing at the pain of others

ogmaryjane wow. friendship cancelled

username god you're just so obsessed with tom holland, aren't you? even named yourself after his love interest

ogmaryjane blocked bitch

sweetbrooklyn well i mean you are the ideal mary jane. like i so stan

ogmaryjane BLOCKED. i am not dealing with being that dumb red bitch

heyjude hey we will not allow this slandering of your name!!! mj is a fine character

lightofyourlife tbh i'd like to see what tom holland and the other spider-man actors have to say about your name

ogmaryjane bitch nooooo. we don't talk about those people!!!!

heyjude best looking mj goes to my little sister

ogmaryjane you are the worst big brother ever and i hope you know that

heyjude noo!1!1! i promise i can do better!!!!

heyjude mary jane is cancelled you guys

ogmaryjane thank god finally

authors note

I realize this is a short chapter but I just wanted to establish how much she hates her name and how much her friends and brother tease her about it. Unlike the original, MJ actually does stand up to the people who called her obsessed because it's 2019 and she can stand up for herself. She doesn't have the patience to deal with them and will block them because she can't stand them.

Also she's not a celebrity. Her brother is but she's not so she doesn't have a lot of followers, therefore not a lot of likes but that will change as she and Tom interact.