Inner Critic: I wish I had some friends.

Jasmine: You don't deserve any! All you do is criticize people's stories!

AubreyLong5: Exactly! You're nothing but scum!

Inner Critic: Its my job to criticize writers! That's what I'm paid for!

Me: *scoffs* Paid? Nobody paid you to criticize anyone!

AubreyLong5: *scoffs* I know!

Jasmine: Aren't you friends with Forgetfulness?

Inner Critic: He's my cousin.

Jasmine: Oh. Well, none of us will be your friend!

Inner Critic: I hate my life!

This story was written on Sunday, September 10th, 2023. (National Grandparents Day)

A/N Inner Critic, you will never have any friends! You criticize writers like me, Breanca96 and Maya! It is what it is! Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.