A/N As always thank you guys for reading my story, and any help, advice, praise, ideas, criticism, or just you yapping in the comments will be read and greatly appreciated. If you guys have an awesome scene in your head you would like to see, you have an OC you want to include, or you want a monster/other characters to pop up in my story. Also, I deal mainly with fluff, so I'm horrible at things like smut and angst, so if you guys don't like those, you're in luck because you probably won't see much of it here!

Year: 2022

"Guys guys guys!" Peter yelled, running out of the elevator, and into the living room, out of breath, he waved his phone around in the air, trying to get the team's attention.

"Woah, slow your roll there kiddo," Tony said, turning the volume down on the telly so that Peter didn't have to yell, "What happened?"

Peter clutched his stomach catching his breath, just giving his phone to Tony.

Tony took the phone, looking at the screen, his eyes went wide and he chuckled slightly, "You're kidding right Pete?" he asked, passing the phone to Steve.

"Well, what is it?" Steve grumbled, then he saw the phone, "Holy pop tart!" he yelled, accidentally dropping the phone, but Bucky caught it before it hit the ground.

"It can't be that bad," he muttered, then he stared at the screen. "HELL YEAH IT'S AWESOME!" he yelled happily.

"Wait, whatever you do don't give it to Loki," Steve said, trying to grab the phone out of Bucky's hand, the metal one that is.

"Who? Loki?" Bucky asked, then "dropped" Peter's phone right into Loki's lap, "Oops," Bucky grinned, watching Loki pick up the phone.

Peter was just watching his phone getting tossed around like volleyball, but he was pleasantly surprised when Loki started tapping on it, then he looked to his mom and dad's wide eyes and burst out laughing.

Loki quickly finished what he was doing and gave the phone back to Peter, "Sent, and your parents can't blame you," he said winking.

Petr just grinned and mouthed "thank you".

"What the heck was that?" Natasha asked, eyeing Steve and Tony's shocked expressions, "Give it please," she said, holding her hand out.

Peter happily handed Natasha his phone, and when Natasha saw what was on it, she raised her eyebrows in amusement, the corners of her lips inching up, "I think Thor has a right to see this," she said, standing up from her seat and walking over to Thor.

"What is it?" Thor asked, then looked at the phone, it was hilariously tiny in his large hands, something that amused the rest of the Avengers to no end, "I am not wearing this," he muttered, handing the phone back to Peter.

"Well, they're coming tomorrow, so be prepared," Peter said shrugging, going back into his room and leaving everyone else extremely confused.

"What was that?" Wanda asked, her eyebrows scrunched together in confusion, soon after, there was a very loud simultaneous buzz as the Avengers got a text on their group chat. Wanda took out her phone and looked at the message, her face turned up into a grin, "Oh, that's what that was all about!" she exclaimed.

Clint snorted, "looks like you guys are getting a costume upgrade," he said, looking at the text peter sent in the group chat.

Tony and Steve just groaned and sunk deeper into the couch, wishing they were invisible.

...

"The package came!" Peter yelled, running into the towers after school.

Tony and Steve groaned. Tony had just come up from his lab, his "morning" coffee mug in his hand, Steve, on the other hand, had been in the kitchen most of the day, helping Loki with making dinner.

"Ooh, give it here," Loki said, reaching out for the box, he quickly waved his hand over it, when questioning chances were sent his way he only shrugged, "Now they will fit you, the measurements weren't perfect, but now they are." He handed the respected outfits to the right people, going into the living room to give Thor his.

"Chop chop!" Loki said, clapping his hands, he himself vanished and was already seen at the elevator, the other men groaned and followed him.

Minutes passed by and the four came down. Peter had gathered the rest of the Avengers to come and watch the show in the living room.

The second Tony, Steve, Thor, and Loki stepped out of the elevator, Clint and Pietro started cackling, falling into each other's arms in fits of laughter, the rest of the Avengers burst into laughter not soon after, and Peter thought that everyone in New York could hear the contagious laughter caused by the Avengers.

Steve just grumbled, he was wearing a cute dress that could barely cover his chest, the skirt coming up to barely even able to cover America's Glorious Ass, of course, it was red white and blue, and it looked like something some Anime Japanese schoolgirl would wear to an American Fourth of July party, he also had on some white gloves, white stockings, and cute red flats that he assumed Loki had magiced to fit him perfectly (much to his embarrassment). To complete the look, he had a cute parasol that looked exactly like the shield... except for the frills at the bottom. He walked over to Bucky and plopped himself on his lap, rumbling about, "stupid dresses," it took all of Bucky's willpower not to slap Steve's arse and yell, "I touched the butt!" (For further information, they had watching Finding Nemo the day before.)

Tony glared at the blonde couple who were still cackling hysterically, but struck a pose nonetheless, his glorious outfit luckily didn't have a dress, but yellow shorts, Steve grumbled something under his breath that sounded like, "That does nothing for your arse, Tony," he had on a red and yellow cardigan-like robe over him, the clasp was blue, probably to resemble the arc reactor that he no longer had, there were also button-things that went over his stomach. He also had on some boots that looked like armour, but actually were leather. To complete his look, he had on his very own Iron Man helmet. He went to go sit by Steve swishing his hips as he did so, he also noticed that most of the Aveners were only giggling now.

Thor just mumbled random Asgardian curses under his breath, crossing his arms in front of his chest. His outfit from the waist up looked pretty much exactly the same to his old one, the same helmet, armour, the works, but he had on red gloves, and a blue skirt waist down, luckily his sort reached his knees so no arse to be seen there, he had on dark grey stockings, and red high heels to top it off, he could mysteriously walk perfectly in high here's, nobody tried to question it. Peter had invited Jane over, who was in town, she just laughed at Thor and beckoned for him to come and sit by her.

Loki had the advantage of turning into a sexy, lustrous female with curves to no end. His, or shall I say her, dress resembled her normal outfit perfectly, it was off the shoulder and elegant but cute, green and black jus the way she likes it, there were strips leather that wrapped around her waist, making her appear curvier and thinner, just the way she liked it, her skirt came just above her knees, she had on green and black striped stockings, and cute high-heeled gold shoes, that she could obviously walk perfectly on. To make the outfit even cuter, she had on a cute tiara-like helmet on the top of her head, resembling her curved horns she adored.

"Hey Brucie," she cooed, walking over to bruce and planting herself on his lap, making her skirt ride up her legs.

Natasha just snickered at Bruce's predicament, poor Burce, his face had turned very very red and he had no idea where on earth to put his hands, deciding on Loki's very feminine waist.

"Do you like it?" Loki purred, tracing runes on the fabric on Bruce's chest, which runes? She'll never tell, "Does it make me look sexy?" she breathed in Bruce's ear, causing Bruce's face to heat up.

Loki grinned at the reaction she got and sunk herself deeper into Bruce's lap, her hands still on his chest she kissed him. Then she quickly turned to the rest of the Avengers, leaving Bruce very confused and pouting, but he tried not to show it.

"So, aren't they adorable, I really must applaud the designer, she made me look splendid!" Loki said, twirling her finger around in her hair, "Let's keep them on for the rest of the day shall we?" she asked.

"Yes!" Most of the Avengers, especially Bucky and Jane shouted.

"No!" Tony, Steve and Thor shouted

"Overruled!" Loki exclaimed happily, getting off of Bruce's lap and walking in front of everyone, "So what shall we do? Go to the park? The mall? Any other highly populated area?"

"The museum," Natasha said smirking, eyeing the way Steve fidgeted around uncomfortably in his outfit, and how very happy looked about having Steve in his lap.

"Fantastic!" Loki said, adjusting her crown a bit and de-ageing to around her "Midgardian age" 17, but thinking better of it and turning back into a 28- looking woman, "Let's go shall we? By the way brother, you look amazing, the dress really compliments your non-existing cures! Not to mention your non-existent arse!"

Everyone chuckled at this as they went into the garage to go to the museum.

...

(BTW guys, I've never been to any NY museum, so I won't be describing the art, only what people are saying/doing to our victims- I mean models! If anyone wants to describe anything to me, I would be most grateful!)

The second the crew got into the museum, they got looks from the bystanders and nearly everyone was giggling.

"So," Natasha said, taking the lead since everyone else seemed to busy looking at the bystanders or the models, "Let's split up into three groups. Jane, Thor, Clint, and Pietro. Peter, Tony, Steve, and Bucky. And Bruce, Loki, me, Wanda, and Vision, we meet back here in two hours got it?"

Everyone just nodded and went their separate ways, not wanting to argue with Natasha because they had common sense.

With Jane, Thor, Clint, and Pietro, things were... chaotic. Thor was just wandering around, amused by all the Midgardian things, Pietro was zipping around, seeing how many exhibits he could lick, Clint was chasing him, doing the same thing and Jane. Oh, poor Jane, she had been marked to the lovely spot of babysitter and was trying to make sure Thor didn't get lost or left behind while simultaneously controlling the zippy children.

"Thor come here!" Jane said, grabbing the end of Thor's skirt and dragging him to where she was trying to keep up with Clint and Pietro. It didn't help that some bystanders had been wolf-whistling at Thor. Jane ran over to where Clint and Pietro had tried to lick the glass on an exhibit and let go of Thor's skirt, instead, she grabbed Clint and Pietro's ears and dragged them along.

'I swear I need a leash for these three,' she thought grumbling, then her scientist's brain had a brilliant idea.

"Thor! Come here! We're going to go to the gift shop for a minute!" She yelled over to Thor, who had been reading something in the exhibit. He looked up and saw Jane had let go of Clint and Pietro's ears but were instead holding them by the fabrics on their necks.

Thor decided it wouldn't be a good idea to argue with his girlfriend at that point and followed her, his skirt fluffing up as he walked.

Not soon after that did they arrive at the gift shop and Jane looked at everything (still holding onto Clint and Pietro because lord knows what trouble those two could cause in a gift shop), she quickly found what she was looking for.

"Thor!" she called out, "Could you please get that for me? My arms are filled!"

Thor got the object, two of them because Jane said so, and when Clint and Pietro looked up to see what he had gotten they immediately squirmed around, trying to free themselves from Jane's grip.

"No! No! No!" Pietro whined like a child, his Sokovian accent slipping though, trying desperately to get away from Jane's (surprisingly) steely grip.

"I'm not wearing a baby leash!" Clint said squirming around, well-aware of what a child harness was, having rambunctious kids himself.

"Thor go pay please, then come straight back," Jane ordered, "And they're not baby leashes Barton, they're child harnesses," still holding onto the two blondes. She was much stronger than she looked, after all, she hauled a bunch of scientific equipment around every day, and those things were heavy.

"Same difference," Jane said, directing Thor on how to put on the harnesses on Clint and Pietro.

Jane used the key to lock both Aveners in, not that they would dare try to take them off anyway, and pocketed it, holding onto the boys' reins, "Okay, not that both of you can't go running and licking stuff, which exhibit do we go to first?"

.........

While wandering around the museum, Steve and Tony got many, many looks from bystanders, some confused, some full of amusement, and others full of lust.

"Look at Captain America's ass," one person whispered to their friend, who giggled.

Steve heard, but really could care less, he was expecting it, and he actually smiled at it, Bucky on the other hand? Oh no, no one's gonna be ogling at his husband's ass.

Bucky turned to the group and smiled, flexing is metal arm quite obviously, the group noticed this and with wide eyes, they scurried off.

"Awwww," Tony complained, his face turning into a pout, "Why'd you have to do that Bucky?"

Bucky just rolled his eyes, "Oh please, Steve's ass is for our eyes and our eyes only," he muttered steering Peter away from following the group.

Tony mumbled something that sounded like an agreement as he played around with Steve's umbrella, Steve had given it to him earlier on to shut Tony up, and Tony was still happily examining the umbrella, looking at the fabric rather than the exhibits. he'd been there practically a million times already, no need to look at everything again.

Peter, on the other hand, was waltzing around soaking up all the information around him like a sponge. being half-genius, he was naturally curious about everything and wanted to learn more than he could probably handle at a time. Of course, his ADHD didn't help matters much, he quickly lost track of time and just bounced around happily.

Bucky groaned again, pulling Peter back to him as the boy had wandered off further than he would like, the maximum distance he allowed between the group and Peter was four exhibits, and keeping track of Peter was hard when he was a little too busy staring at Steve's glorious arse.

......

"I swear to god Loki if you flirt with another person I'm going to take one of your leather straps off and use it as a leash!" Natasha yelled.

Loki jumped back and ran to the group, she knew better than to cross Natasha, and she very well knew that her threat was not an empty one.

"Sorry Talia," Loki said, adjusting her crown again and pretending to read one of the exhibits. Sure Midgardian knowledge was interesting, but she already knew all of this stuff, she read books for a reason! And not all of them were fantasy

"You're bored aren't you?" Bruce whispered out of the corner of his mouth, watching as Natasha read the writing on an exhibit, noticing that her eyes kept on darting over to where a man was staring at Wanda creepily.

"Yes."

"I'm sure Natasha would allow you to flirt with that man over there and guide him away from Wanda," Bruce whispered back, pointing to where Wanda and Vision were both floating slightly, trying to get a better view of the exhibit.

Loki, extremely happy that she got to do something interesting, sashayed over to the man, making sure that her hips were swaying as she did so. Loki aged up a bit, around how old Wanda was (25) as she walked over to the man and started flirting with him.

Bruce figured out long ago that Loki would flirt with others with fake passion, but still only have eyes for him, so he didn't really mind Loki flaunting off his/her looks, especially if it was to stop creepy men from looking at the other team members.

Bruce watched as Natasha shook her head, but didn't say anything.

"Wonder what everyone else is doing, how many more minutes until meet-up?" Bruce asked, walking over to his wife, wrapping an arm around her.

"Actually, we should get going now, ten more minutes, Natasha said, checking her watch, "Wanda! Vision! LOKI! Let's go!"

Wanda and Vision floated over, and Loki just blew a kiss to the man and walked back, pouting that her fun was over.

"Do we have to go now?" Loki whined like a five-year-old, playing around with her magic so that her form shifted, sometimes a little girl, sometimes a teenager, sometimes a middle-aged woman, but never an old woman Bruce noted.

"Yes Lokes, we have to go now," Bruce sighed.

Loki just pouted some more and begrudgingly followed the group to the entrance.

When they got there, they noticed that everyone was already back, with some... peculiar looks.

Natasha noted that Clint and Pietro both had on child harnesses, probably from the gift shop, and that Jane was manning them. Natasha grinned as Jane had a proud look on her face.

"Uh, Steve, why are you, er, bright red?" Bruce asked hesitantly.

Steve mumbled some incoherent things under his breath as Bucky and Tony roared with laughter, Peter trying to hold back a smile.

"THEY SLAPPED MY ASS IN THE MIDDLE OF A CROWDED EXHIBIT!" Steve yelled, crossing his arms.

"It was so loud!" Tony cried.

"The room went completely silent oh my god!" Bucky managed to choke out, his arms wrapped around Tony.

Bruce just shook his head as everyone piled int their respective cars, heading home.

They got home soon enough, Steve, Tony, and Thor finding out that they were able to actually take off their clothes, the three of them running to their rooms to get changed.

Bruce turned to Loki, "Aren't you going to change?" he asked.

Loki just snapped her fingers and her outfit was gone, replaced by one of Bruce's "Science Bros" hoodies Tony gave him, and one of Natasha's sweatpants, "Done, the dress is in the cabinet with the rest of my gowns."

Bruce just sighed and watched as Loki pulled the hood of his sweatshirt on and disappeared, obviously going to cause some more trouble somewhere in the tower.