A/N I need to know the genders of Natasha and Loki's babies, and baby names, these things for Wanda too, I really wanna write some baby showers and gender-reveal parties, but I can't do it without you guys' input, I feel bad if I don't include y'all. As always thank you guys for reading my story, and any help, advice, praise, ideas, criticism, or just you yapping in the comments will be read and greatly appreciated. If you guys have an awesome scene in your head you would like to see, you have an OC you want to include, or you want a monster/other characters to pop up in my story. Also, I deal mainly with fluff, so I'm horrible at things like smut and angst, so if you guys don't like those, you're in luck because you probably won't see much of it here!

"OH MY FUCKING HOLY FUCKING GODS!" Tony screamed, startling Thor and Loki because of the Gods bit, the two could hear Tony screaming in their heads loud and clear.

"What happened Anthony?!" Thor yelled.

"I HAVE TWO FIVE-YEAR-OLDS IN MY BED! AND GUESS WHAT?! THEY'RE STEVE AND BUCKY!" Tony pouted, it was Saturday, and he had woken up at one.

"Dad, what happened?" Peter said, he and MJ running into the room.

"Your mom and pops happened," Tony said.

"Well isn't it kind of your fault?" Peter asked then he saw Tony's death glare.

"Okay I take that back," Peter said hurriedly.

"It's alright, kid, want to come with me to the lab? You can come too MJ, Loki can you please watch the boys?" Tony asked exasperated.

"Yes Anthony, Thor, go find Wanda for me. Peter? enjoy your day off with your father" Loki said before sitting down on the edge of the bed.

"Thanks, Loki!" Tony said, before following Peter out of the room.

"I wonder why is it always the super soldiers?" Loki said, patting the sleeping boys' hair.

"Perhaps it is because they are more prone to strange fluids being entered in their body, or the 1940's human being hadn't adapted to these things, but they are adorable, I think Steve has gone back to the pre-serum days he looks like a doll," Wanda offered, sitting on the other side of the bed while Thor left.

"Whatever the case, it is funny, I'll be making cocktails for them in the morning tomorrow," Loki said happily.

"What are we going to do with them today?" Wanda asked, then Steve started having coughing fits and breathing loudly and deeply.

"That would be asthma, I'll go see if I can find an inhaler," Loki said, "and some water."

The Scarlett Witch watched as Loki teleported out, and came back a minute later with an inhaler and a glass of water.

"Alright Steven, I know you don't know how to use an inhaler, they used heroin then, you were high as a kite," Loki said but demonstrated how to use it, he then used magic to get the stuff inhaler spurted out, out of his lungs, cleaned the mouthpiece and gave it to Steve.

Steve copied Loki movements and then reached for the water, "Water? Please?"

"Oh, he has a Brooklyn accent," Wanda noticed happily.

"This is going to be so much fun," Loki said, then he noticed that arms were asking around Steve, "I'm not trying to hurt him James dear."

"Steve is my friend," Bucky said protectively.

"Yes yes, he is your friend I'm not going to hurt him, are you two hungry?" Loki asked.

"Yes," Both boys said, holding onto each other nodding.

"Okay, do you want to follow me?" Loki asked getting up, the answer he got was both boys getting out f the bed.

The quartet went into the elevator and when they got out, Wanda kneeled to them, "Ok, so there's a lady out there with red hair like mine, she'll let you play with her while we make you something to eat okay?" 

Both boys nodded and went to find the red-head lady.

"Oh, hello Bucky, Steve," Natasha said, looking at the two boys, "Have Loki and Wanda went to go make something to eat?"

"Yup!" Steve said, clearly the more vocal of the two.

"How old are you two?" Natasha asked.

"We're 5!" Steve said, holding up five fingers.

"Oh my god he's a Brooklyn kid," Clint muttered, staring at the telly.

"Oh shut up Clint," Natasha said, then turned to the boys, "Ater you eat, do you want to pick out some clothes and get changed?"

"Yes!" Steve said, answering for the two of them, then started to breathe weirdly.

"Asthma, give it a minute and it'll pass, he can't overexert himself too much," Bruce said, flicking through channels on the telly.

"He's right you know," Loki said, holding a plate for the boys with Wanda close behind.

"You know what this is right?" Wanda asked, kneeling to be level with Steve.

"Sandwich, Milk, Berries, and broccoli," Steve answered proudly, "Do you have pickles?"

"Oh the kid wants pickles, we had to get a bunch for Tasha last night, she woke me and Bruce up," Clint said, happily watching some murder news.

"Yes Steve, we have pickles, is there anything you want Bucky? And Clint, change the channel, there's murder on it," Natasha said, looking at the telly.

"Carrot sticks," Bucky muttered, taking a bite from his sandwich.

"Okay, I'll get carrots and pickles," Natasha said, heading to the kitchen.

When the boys were done eating, Natasha and Wanda took them to Tony's room and found a box full of toddler clothes, some of them were new and some of them were old, Natasha and Wanda dressed the boys up and asked them what they wanted to do.

"Play dress up!" Steve squealed happily.

"Yeah," was all Bucky said before finding a bear costume, "I want that one!"

"I want to dress up like Bucky's papa!" Steve said, picking out some brown pants, a collared blue shirt, suspenders, and some black shoes.

The women helped the boys get dressed and Bucky turned to Steve.

"RAWR!" Bucky yelled.

Steve, clearly unfazed, gave Bucky a warm hug, "Silly Bucky."

Bucky stood there and mumbled, "Stevie, you're supposed to play scared."

"But Bucky! You aren't scary! You're my best friend!" Steve said, still hugging Bucky.

Buck relented and hugged Steve back.

"Awwwwww, they're so cute, are you taking pictures, Jarvis?" Natasha asked the A.I.

"Yes Mistress Banner," J.A.R.V.I.S. said.

They spent the rest of the day having fun, running around the tower, and, the next day, Steve and Bucky woke as adults and went into the kitchen to find Tony and Loki, on the floor, holding each other, rocking back and forth, sobbing, "Why why why why why when this be over?"