A/N As always thank you guys for reading my story, and any help, advice, praise, ideas, criticism, or just you yapping in the comments will be read and greatly appreciated. If you guys have an awesome scene in your head you would like to see, you have an OC you want to include, or you want a monster/other characters to pop up in my story. Also, I deal mainly with fluff, so I'm horrible at things like smut and angst, so if you guys don't like those, you're in luck because you probably won't see much of it here!

For some backstory: This is when Peter is 15, so no angry pregnant ladies yet.

Everyone (Plus Peter's friends) were hanging out in the Avenger's extremely large common room when Natasha decide she wanted to do something fun.

"Stupidest non-mission-related injury go!" She said, turning to Tony first.

"Ugh fine, see this little scar on my face?" Tony said, pointing to a small scar on his chin, "First time trying to share and I hurt myself."

Bruce went next, "I got frustrated and drank my coffee when it was still hot and got a tongue burn."

"I ran into a brick wall while on a run and broke my rib," Steve said.

"I hit myself with my own energy blast," Wanda added.

"I turned off my hearing aids and didn't hear Sam shouting at me to move out of the way, so his wings collided with my ass," Clint said,

"Speaking of myself, I face-planted into the ground after trying to land for the first time. My poor beautiful face," Sam said.

"You don't have a beautiful face, Wilson. I accidentally pulled a door off its hinges using my metal arm and it hit me in the face," Bucky said.

When no one spoke for a few minutes Natasha spoke up, "See these marks on my arm? Those were when Loki, Me, and Bruce were watching a sad movie and Loki dug her fingers into my arm while sobbing,"

"Well, Natasha shot me in the arm one time, while we were in the training room," Loki backfired.

"I accidentally cut myself with glass when I dropped a cup and tried to clean the shattered pieces up!" Thor yelled happily.

"Wanda got mad at me, so she sent an energy blast at me just enough to knock the breath out of me," Pietro said.

"She did that to me too, except it was enough to make me fall over," Vision said.

"What about you guys?" Natasha asked the four teens (well, one 20-year-old), "Have you done anything stupid and gotten hurt?" 

"I stabbed myself with scissors one time," MJ muttered, rubbing her thigh.

"My phone fell on my face," Ned confessed.

"I tried jumping from a 3 story building," Wade said proudly.

"Uh, well, I forgot that my webs dissolved so I made a hammock for myself, fell asleep, and woke up to falling on my back, I think I had a bruise on my hip for three weeks," Peter said, turning pink in the face.

"Maybe I should make a solution that lasts longer," Both Bruce and Tony muttered.

"I'll join you!" Ned and Peter said at the same time.

"And behold," Loki said sarcastically, "The New Generation of what you mortals call the 'Science Bros'."