A/N Haha! Some Marvel shisht finally IKR? As always, thank you guys for reading my story, and any help, advice, praise, ideas, criticism, or just you yapping in the comments will be read and greatly appreciated. If you guys have an awesome scene in your head you would like to see, you have an OC you want to include, or you want a monster/other characters to pop up in my story.

Of course, Mister Tony Stark was known as Ironman, philanthropist, playboy, genius, and billionaire. Meaning, he had tons of money, which meant he loved to spoil his two boyfriends, Steve and Bucky, along with the rest of the people living in the Avenger's Tower (Wanda, Vision, Pietro, Clint, Loki, Thor, Bruce, and Natasha)

When Bucky muttered something under his breath about his motorcycle becoming a bit run down (deal with it), Tony overheard him and asked, "Hey babe, do you want a new motorcycle?"

Bucky slowly shook his head no, "Why would you?"

"Why not?" Tony asked before buying Bucky a brand-spanking-new motorcycle.

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A few days later he saw Bruce, Loki, and Natasha (they were another polyamorous relationship, except Bruce was dating both Natasha and Loki, but Natasha and Loki weren't dating each other.) working on something in the lab.

"Nothing," they all said nonchalantly.

"Yeah yeah, lemme see the scribbles," Tony said, taking the notes from Bruces' hands. Tony saw that they were plans to try and see if they could somehow make Nat fertile again, Lady Loki could bear children, so that was no problem. Tony smirked at the three other Avengers.

"I'm going to buy everything you need, no buts you guys deserve a happy ending," Tony said, before telling J.A.R.V.I.S. to scan own the notes and order everything needed.

"Why would you buy all that for us?" Loki asked.

"Because why not?" Tony said before picking up a bag of blueberries and heading out of the lab.

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Tony caught Steve looking in a cooking magazine and his eyed looked curiously at a new kitchen device that just came out onto the market, "You want it don't you sweetheart?" Tony asked, knowing Cap was one of the only people who cooked (well) in this tower.

Steve blushed and said, "No it's fine Tony, you've already gotten me everything practically everything else on the market."

"But would it help you cook and be happier?" Tony pressed on, mentally preparing to tell J.A.R.V.I.S. to order the weird thing.

"I mean, it would help cook, but why would you buy it? We don't need it!" Steve said, but he knew it was a lost cause. 

Tony smirked before saying, "Because why not?" and left Steve with a kiss on the lips.

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Pietro and Clint were enjoying themselves in the training room. When Tony walked in to train for a bit with Steve and Bucky, he overheard the two talking.

"Yeah, we used to have this backyard that had an obstacle course, it was so much fun!" Pietro said, zipping in circles around Clint.

"Yeah, my kids and I always had fun outdoors too, and I swear to Jesus if you don't stop zipping I'm not going to kiss you for the next week," Clint said.

"You know that id far too hard for you!" Pietro said while slowing down and kissing Clint. Bucky cleared his throat telling the couple that they were there.

"Oh hey, guys!" Clint said

"So you guys want a backyard huh? I can add a floor on the top just for that!" Tony said happily, thoughts of training long forgotten as he thought about what he could add to the top floor if it were a backyard."

"No, you do not have to do that Tony," Pietro said, shaking his head, "We were only remembering old times."

"Yeah, Tony! Why would you even want to do that?" Clint asked.

Steve and Bucky both rolled their eyed before they heard the three words that had been said to them couples times before, "Becasue why not?"

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Wanda and Vision had been talking about Harry Potter in the common room, and about h0w much they've heard about it.

"I've heard it's an amazing storyline!" Wanda said happily learning into Vision on the couch.

"Yes, apparently the books are far better than the films too," Vision added, using his knowledge, and what he heard from everyone else.

"You know, I could just buy you the book series and the DVDs?" Tony said from beside them where he had suddenly appeared.

"No, we wouldn't ask you to do that! You don't have too! We will be fine!" Both Wanda and Vision insisted.

"Nope, I'm going to turn you two into Potterheads mark my words," Tony said, pulling out his Starkpad and buying the most expensive movies and books he could find.

"Tony, you don't have to do this, why would you even-" Vision was cut off by Tony saying.

"Becasue why not?"

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9 months later, Bucky had kept his motorcycle shiny, Natasha and Loki both got pregnant a few weeks ago, Steve made some fun new meals with is new kitchen toy, the entire crew, especially Clint and Pietro, enjoyed their new "backyard" floor, and Wanda & Vision were both dedicated Potterheads.

While Tony, Bucky, and Steve were getting ready to go to sleep in their room, Tony asked both of his boyfriends, "What would you guys say if I asked you guys to marry me?"

Thye both quickly said, "I would say yes!" before erupting in a fit of laughter and saying "jinx!"

"Yeah, but why would you two say yes, I'm not even that cool you two are perfect super soldiers-" Tony was cut off by a kiss from Steve before he and Bucky both said.

"Because, why not?"