:0 heyyy waddup , sorry for not updating
I'm currently waiting for my dentist so I
thought why not do the request of sleepyuniicorn , also this is Spideypool
enjoy

also warning - profanity :0 , too many

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Peter's pov

I woke up and yawned , I rubbed my
eyes and noticed something next to me...what? what's that?? I decided to
sit and grabbed the stuff toy...it's a
unicorn? what..? since when did I got
a unicorn stuff toy , I stood up and suddenly I froze , I looked back at my bed...n o , that is not mine , I looked
around and saw a mirror , I immediately
went infront of that mirror and  saw
that my face is...different? I look more...
adult? matured? and uh...why do I
have a lot of  scars...and wait a minute
why is my suit different , it's red and black ... oh my god what is happening
to me...

Wade's pov

"Kid wake up!"

I groaned and glared at whoever woke
me up , just to see that the Tony Stark's
standing on the door and holding his
cup of coffee... huh? I let out a laugh ,
"kid? Tony , since when did you start
calling me that" I said and stood up and
realized that I'm not in my own room..
tf? how did I end up in here "I gotta go
, I love the bed by the way" I said and
walked out of the room immediately
but he grabbed my t-shirt "and where
do you think you're going? we need to
talk about you getting shot last night
Peter" He said "huh?" I said and tilt my
head "Don't pretend you don't know
what I'm talking about" He said ...ok
what the f u d g e ?

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Still Wade's pov

"aaaaAAAAA" I screamed as I hold and
stare at the mirror Hawkeye gave , "oh
my holy fuck! that bitch!" I yelled "Oi
language" Captain said "shut it Chris
Evans" they  all looked at me weirdly
and I just ignored them "fuck...I am so
going to kill that asshole" I said and
stood up "I need to go and find Peter
who has my body" I said "wait we're
going too" they said "Sure" I said and
we went to my apartment

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Peter's pov

Oh my god...what do I do, I don't
know what's happening , I need to
call May , or Mr.Stark , is this even
my body? The last thing I remember
is seeing a guy chasing a dude with
katanas at his back... and then ...

suddenly I heard a knock on the door
I went towards the door thinking if I
should open it or pretend that I'm not
here "Peter??" Yelled by a familiar voice
I immediately opened the door and
saw Mr.Stark , I hugged him "Oh my god
Mr.Stark you won't believe what is
happening to me right now , You're
so small now" I said "is that an insult
...ok but since we have a big problem
I'll let that slide" he said and I laughed

I saw a brunette standing next to them
wearing the familiar T-shirt with puns
and Hello kitty PJ's...oh my "Freaking..
god" I said and pointed him "who???"
Is all I could say "you,but not really you"

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"ok so I gotta explain what happened"
Wade , who's currently in my body-...
why does that sound so weird to think
anyways he started explaining "ok so
last night I was fighting this guy , he is
Jeffrey Madria , I call him Jeffshit cause
why not , anyways so I stole something
From him which is a drug  because
that's my mission  and he found out
and chased me , I was fighting him , everything was just fine I was finally
going to kill him , but then this kid
,Spiderman appeared and then Jeffshit used the thing I stole on the two of us,
you get it? so in short it's not really
my fault but yours , Peter Parker , or...
should I say Spidey?" he said while
sitting on the couch

Instead of being sad and guilty , it
only pissed me off , I grit my teeth
and was going to give him a slap
but he catched my wrist "You won't
hurt your own body would you?" He
said with a smirk ....shit , seeing my
self having this attitude is really...
annoying , I hate this guy...god why
him... "oi stop it you too" Aunt Nat
said and I just glared at him

"since Jeffshit is my enemy and..well
it's also your fault this happened , you
will help me force him to change every
thing back to normal , Just that , we
just have to turn everything to normal
and I can promise you , You and Me will
be nothing to each other , but strangers"
He said "fine..." I said and he smiled

"alright...now let's plan how were
going to kick Jeffshit's ass" he said
and I smiled "yea.."

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"Hey Jeffshit!" Wade yelled and shot
a web [I mean ...he's in Peter's body?
he should be able to shoot webs right?]
"Hey Spidey look! I can do It now!" He
yelled at Peter who's wearing his black
and red suit , Peter laughed "congrats!"
he yelled and jump towards Jeffrey
and kicked his head "you lil shit!" he
yelled while wincing in pain , he pulled
something from his waist and pointed a
gun at Peter , who's also holding a gun
"hey Pete! If he shoots you , it's alright
cause you'll just

( I was supposed to publish this sooner
but Globe just had to ruin everything
and be a 🐌 snail , so I couldn't publish
it , so wattpad decided to delete half
of the story , thank god I restored half
of it ☝️)

he was cut off when Jeffrey shot Peter
Peter groaned and Wade landed infront
of him and shot Jeff , who pulled another
gun , but Peter kicked his hand which
made the gun fall on the ground  "Fuck
you Wade Wilson" he said and rested
his back on the wall "thanks you too
now give it to me" Wade said "have fun
on looking for it on that case" he said
before passing out "oh fu-" "got it"
Peter said cutting off Wade , who looked
at him "you got it?" Wade asked

Peter nodded and handed him the
unswitch pill "Great...you're sure this
is it?" Wade asked "you can read it if
you want" Peter said  , Wade rolled
his eyes and the two of them took it

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At the tower

"hey Peter.." Wade said , back to his
normal body "yeah?" Peter said and
looked behind him "I want to apologize
for..being a bitch" Wade said "I'm sorry"
he added , Peter laughed "it's alright ,
It was my fault" he said "no..." Wade
said and shook his head "you're a great
guy , by the way I gotta go.." Wade said

"hey wait..." Peter yelled , Wade looked
at him "yeah?"

"If you want...we can go eat outside?"
Peter said "oooh...you inviting me on
a date? Sure!" Wade teased "wh-what!
no I'm not-" Peter said while blushing
"hahaha you're really cute when you're
embarrassed and angry" Wade said

"see you later"

"see you..."

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"I can promise you , You and Me will
be nothing but strangers" Clint
immitates how Wade said that before
Natasha laughed and Tony rolled his
eyes "atleast he made a new friend"
Clint said "yeah and it's Deadpool"
Tony said "I don't like how he curse
too much tho" Steve said

the end