Maria Hill: it's almost been 200 days since our last Helicarrier crash!

Fury: And it better stay that way!

Peter: What happened last time?

Nat: Bruce hulked out and knocked out one of the Fan Reactors. 

Bruce: I still feel bad for that!

Clint: It's cool at least you didn't blow up the fan like that one idiot!

Everyone:

Loki: Barton that was you!

Clint: O yeah!

*Load explosion followed by alarms*

Fury: What just happened?

Coulson on the radio: Thor was playing fortnight and lightning struck the reactor!

Radio Cap: there's fire everywhere!

Radio Thor: my poptarts are cooking!

Fury: Dang it!

Wanda: And back to zero!

AN: why did I do this?

Happy late Christmas