*Roxy has opened a chat room*

Roxy: When did Fury create a chat room?

Tony: When you and Pietro disappeared.

Roxy: We didn't disappear, we just- uh nevermind.

Clint: I think I know what they were doing.

Tony: Roxy and Pietro sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G.

Clint: First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes an Avenger and an X-Man with a baby carriage.

Natasha: Clint, you're not suggesting they-

Clint: Maybe.

Roxy: No we didn't do that. We're just friends. I'm dating Pyro and Pietro is dating Ana. Jeez.

Tony: Awww. They're so cute.

Roxy: I'm leaving.

*Roxy has left the chat room*

Natasha: You two boys are idiots.

*Natasha has left the chat room*

Tony: She didn't mean it.

*Tony has left the chat room*

*Clint has left the chat room*

*The chat room has been closed*