steve: bucky i'm in love with you
bucky: hey, boys should be with girls and that's heavenly father's plan, so if you ever think you should be with a man, think about that
steve: um,,, youre straight?? shit
nat: steve no-
bucky: bein gay is bad, and lyin is worse, so just realize you have a cureable curse
steve: i'm sorry.. i thought you were gay

bucky: just imagine that your brain is made of tiny boxes, find the box that's gay and CRUSH IT

steve: bye then
nat: no sto p,,,, bucky, jesus fucking christ. you're gay as shit

bucky: that i am
bucky: wait NO STEVE COME BACK YOU HAVE A NICE ASS
steve: y-you like my ass?

nat: okay bye