bucky: *in one of those "drink milk" commercials* without milk, i wouldn't have survived that more than 100 ft fall from the cliff, and lived to become one of the deadlier assassins that SHIELD has faced in their lifetimes
steve: *entering from the side* and then i wouldn't have married him

the director that is actually just natasha: hey, good job, but bucky, maybe leave out the assassin thing. this is for children, not morbidly disturbed psychopaths
bucky: i thought it was pretty good
wanda: that's why i write the scripts
steve: still not sure about the fall part. i think that was hydra

wanda: we are trying to convince the children to drink milk. NOT to get experimented on by hydra

bucky: alright. to be fair, it does suck.
natasha: maybe i should just star in the commercial. i know a bunch of stuff, and i survived getting shot, so, yeah

steve: no,,, but what about bucky's and my part. i thought that was pretty good

natasha: i'm the director. let's go, i'm the main star
wanda: haha yes this will be better than EVER