bucky: um steve
steve: what
bucky: what's the date
steve: december 14th, why?
bucky: and the yEAR??!!!
steve: bucky, it's 2018, calm down.
bucky: *removes arm* woAHAh i cANT HANDLE IT (get it)
sam: i told you he was like this
steve: i've known him for like 100 years sam, calm down
natasha: why the fuck do i deal with you