sam: jesus christ
bucky; what's wrong? oh wait, idontcare
sam: well, you see, it all started days ago-
bucky: i really don't care

peter: hey, mr barnes-
bucky: sergeant, actually
peter: sergeant barnes? what if i do care?

sam: and then my mother just screamed "wOW I DIDNT KNOW YOU HAD IT IN YOU PATRICK" and that's the moment i realized i'd come to the wrong house, because my mother does not know anyone named patrick.

peter: okay never mind i don't care
bucky: i told you, never listen to anything sam says, ever.
sam: i hate you
bucky: right back at you

steve: you two are impossible.

sam: hey, don't look at me. look at bucky!
steve: listen, having known bucky for 100 years, i understand how he can be, but i love him, and you can learn to as well.
bucky: love you too babe

sam: this really isn't fair. at all

peter: okay bye

sam: im with you, kid