*Warble!*

Me, Tiffany, Bob, Ryan, Matt, Matthias and Wade appeared in a really weird world.

"Whoa. It's huge!" Wade said.

"Oh, look at Pixel Mario! Do we have to fight him?" Bob said.

"Yes. We have to defeat video game characters we've angered." Tiffany said.

"Who angered Mario?" Ryan said.

Everyone started looked at me.

"*Chuckles Nervously* Sorry. Unfair Mario. I had to play it." I said.

"The only way to defeat Mario is to hit with one of his enemies." Tiffany said.

"*Grump Face* That's easy enough." Ryan said.

Ryan threw a Goomba at Mario from far away.

Mario dodged it with his awesome acrobat skills. Then, Mario turned to his 2015 self.

"Yahoo! *Stares At Markiplier* Here we go!" Mario said.

"Oh shit." Wade said, terrified.

"The fuck?" Ryan said.

"He can talk?!" Matthias said, excited.

"Duh." Tiffany said.

"This is weird." Matt said.

"Is he gonna kill us?" Bob said, scared.

"Awesome." I said, happily.

Mario started running really fast towards us.

"Yep, he's gonna kill us." Bob said, more scared than before.

"Guys, transform into your favorite Super Smash Bros. 4 character!" Tiffany said.

"What?" Wade said.

"I read it on the Internet!" Tiffany said.

"Alright! Sonic!" I said, transforming into Sonic.

"Charizard!" Bob said, transforming into Charizard.

"Little Mac!" Wade said, transforming into Little Mac.

"Donkey Kong!" Ryan said, transforming into Donkey Kong.

"Zelda!" Tiffany said, turning into Zelda.

"Link!" Matt said, turning into Link.

"Marth!" Matthias said, transforming into Marth.

"Alright, guys, let's do this!" I said.

I did a Spin Attack and Mario used the Cape and reflected me.

Bob used Flare Blitz and Mario dodged it.

Tiffany used Nayru's Love but she didn't do anything.

"*Sighs* I should have reconsidered choosing Zelda." Tiffany said.

Wade used the Jolt Haymaker move but Mario just reflected Wade with the Cape.

"Oow! Did I just hit the floor? What the?" Wade said.

Mario hit Wade with a smash attack.

"Urg!" Wade said.

"We can't hit this guy!" Bob said.

"Yeah, we can!" Matt said, ready to shoot Mario with a bow.

Mario groaned.

Mario got hit by the arrow.

"Yes! I hit him!" Matt said, happily.

Mario grabbed the arrow.

"He's ok?!" Matt said.

"He's a demon, I tell you!!" Bob said, terrified.

Mario ran super fast towards Matt.

Mario was that gonna send Matt flying with a punch.

Matt closed his eyes and shrugged in fear.

Right when Mario was about to punch Matt, I hit Mario with a Koopa shell.

Mario got tiny.

"Yaaargh!" Wade said, holding a Piranha Plant.

Wade jumped and the Piranha Plant hit Mario.

*Game Over Music Plays*

"Oh no!" Mario said, flapping his arms and falling to nowhere.

We all high fived and turned back to normal.

"We beat Mario! Yes!" I said.

"I'm glad! I thought we were gonna die!" Bob said.

"Mario doesn't kill, dummy." Ryan said.

"Cool. So who are we gonna against next?" Matthias said.

*Freddy Music Plays*

My, Wade's, Tiffany's, Bob's, Matthias's, Ryan's and Matt's eyes widen.

Everything went dark.