If I didn't wanna stay the first night, why would I stay any more than 5!?
-Markiplier
AAAAHH!!! I wanna go home!!! I want my mommy!!! I want my mommy so BADLY!!!
-Markiplier
Because if there's one thing that Markiplier likes, it's epic big balls.
-Markiplier
You better not be messin' with my Senpai, Boobs McKenzie.
-Markiplier
WHEE!!! Is it my birthday? THANKS MOM!!!
-Markiplier
I gotta pick up my date Bonnie. I can't go anywhere without her.
-Markiplier