So I was reading a Spider-Man comic, and there was this burglar dressed as Santa Claus, you know, being a mall Santa. The fake pretended to be real and asked the kids for their addresses so he could rob their houses.

So he robs an apartment in the building Spider-Man lives in, and wakes up everyone in the apartment. Spider-Man's Spider Sense tingles and he goes to the apartment in his suit. The fake Santa avoids Spider-Man and the residents and runs to the roof, and this happens:

The real Santa catches the fake Santa. It is hilarious, but what the real Santa says before is even more funny: "Last year it was slasher films. Now this. I'm not laughing."

That is the most amazing thing I have seen all day