Thorne: brushing your teeth is the only time you clean your skeleton

Thorne: The tooth fairy tradition teaches kids they can sell body parts for money

Thorne: when you clean a vacuum cleaner, you become the vacuum cleaner

Thorne: if poison expires does it become more or less poisonous

Thorne: Do all countries have ninjas but Japanese ones are the worst?...........*says out loud*KAI

Thorne: when ppl criticize you for being short, they're saying the worst thing about you is that there isn't more of you...... i love you cress

Thorne: a birth certificate a basically a baby receipt

Thorne: Science is basically re- engineering the universe

Thorne: when you kill a killer the number of killers in the world stay the same

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