Emperor "why me" Kaito

Linh "I so didn't sign up for this shiitake" Cinder

Carswell "I have no idea how I got dragged into this" Thorne

Crescent "this all looked way more appealing in theory" Darnell

Scarlet "I don't need a reason to shoot you" Benoit

Ze'ev "werewolf mcwerewolf 2.0" Kesley

Iko "the oh so fabulous who's always there for her best friend" Android

Konn "fml" Torin

Dr. "Fml 2.0 oh wait I'm already dead" Erland