[Dedicated to Haruhi__ this time around :D ]

Ever wonder if you've finally lost your marbles? Finally lost grip of sanity, and you're lost in some bizarre alternate world that honestly makes no sense to you?

How would you feel about being stalked by a guttonous Penguin that only you can see at any given point in time?

Amaya was truly beginning to doubt whether she really had any sanity left.

But she'd gotten used to it, for the most part.

It'd been two whole days since she'd had her Obento devoured almost entirely by a Penguin that, for the time being, she was referring to as Loki-Roki.

And the infuriating bottomless pit had yet to leave her alone once.

It was a Monday Morning, and Amaya was awoken up by her alarm-clock, though for some reason, it was no longer a clock at all. It was that bloody penguin, who'd done something with the alarm-clock while she slept, and jumped onto her stomach instead.

She'd immediately thrown the penguin right out of the room, earning a startled squawking in response as it bounced off of the floor and landed with a splash in the kitchen sink.

Thankfully, Yuta and Reiko had spend the weekend at a friends house, leaving Amaya alone to deal with the chaos that this cursed penguin kept on issuing.

On Saturday, Amaya'd woken up to find that all of Reikos stuffed animals had ended up littered throughout the house in what appeared to be some kind of role-playing game, with the Penguin called Loki-Roki dressed up as a character from a video game running through and barrleing each of them over.

On Sunday, Amaya'd woken up to a relatively normal looking apartment, however it was filled with the worst arrangement of bird-like sqawking Amaya vaguely recognised to be a kind of song. She'd walked into the bathroom to find the Penguin in the middle of a shower, a bright pink showercap atop its head, and a hell of a lot of bubble foam throughout the cubicle.

During this particular incident, the Penguin had actually let out what Amaya recognised to be a scream, and proceeded to chase her out of the bathroom before its god-awful singing resumed just seconds after the door had slammed shut.

Amaya trudged up the mountain to her classroom, thankful that she was running late, and nobody was around to talk to her.

Right atop Amaya's head was Loki-Roki, who had been having a squawking tantrum until she gave in and let the bloody thing clamber atop her head to sit there for the whole trip.

All along the way, Amaya'd heard nothing but the frantic scribbling of a pen on paper echoing from above her head.

And yet nobody gave her any stranger-than-normal looks on the train, so Amaya guessed that the Penguin was still invisible to everyone else.

She hoped that this cursed Penguin had manners, because she was beginning to dread having to explain to everyone why there was a lot of strange happenings going on in class.

In actuality, she dreaded even going to class.

What would Karma think if he found out there was an insanely annoying, invisible Penguin stalking her everywhere she went

What would Maehara say?

Oh god! What would Koro-sensei do if he found out there'd been an Invisible Penguin in class everyday?!

The questions kept on rolling in on Amaya, and she was coming closer and closer to turning around and running home before anyone spotted her.

By the time she'd entered inside and changed her shoes over, she was sure of just one thing.

If Karma ever found out about the cursed Penguin, he'd do one of three things:

He'd sit there laughing at her for weeks for the Penguin's existence.

He'd adopt it as his personal pet.

Or the more likely scenario, he'd utilize it to torment her for life, like paying the gluttinous thing with food so that it'd do horrible things to her.

There was always the possibility that he'd do all three things.

As Amaya slid open the door of the classroom, Loki-Roki the Penguin leapt off of her head, landing with a barreling crash on the floor and bounding a couple of times, before coming to a stop beneath Terasaka's chair.

Amaya shook her head, deciding that it was in her best interests to ignore the blasted thing, in case it was only causing trouble because it knew she was watching it.

Nearly everyone was already inside, even Karma.

Amaya averted her eyes and b-lined for her desk a few meters away, praying to whichever entity out there listening that the damn Penguin wouldn't get into too much trouble.

'Good morning, everyone!' Koro-sensei announced as he walked into the classroom a couple of minutes later, his head bobbing beneath the top of the doorframe as Amaya remained particularly silent in her seat.

She'd not seen or heard a peep out of Loki-Roki, and she prayed it would stay that way.

'Everyone, rise!' Kataoka announced from her seat at the front of the classroom.

In response, mostly everyone rose to their feet, safety glasses in place, and their Anti-Sensei guns held in their hands.

Even Karmas, though he looked particularly bored right at that moment.

'Fire!' Kataoka shouted as Koro-sensei opened the attendance file, and the room was plunged into noisy chaos.

Koro-sensei dodged as bullets went flying everywhere from everyone's guns, Amaya's included.

However she was very preoccupied, so she was more or less discretely scanning the floor of the room as she slowly fired her gun.

No sign of Loki-Roki.

This should be a good sign for Amaya, but right now it just made her worried.

Not because she was worried about the pest.

Oh no, certainly not.

She was worried about what the pest was getting up to.

However as Koro-sensei called out Nagisa's name from the attendance sheet, Amaya saw where Loki-Roki had gotten to.

Gliding effortlessly around the sea of legs like an experienced figure-skater, the Penguin had a stack of six Obento balanced on top of it's head.

The meals obviously filched from her classmates were balanced perfectly, reaching just above desk-height - Someone really should have noticed it.

But nobody did.

Amaya stopped firing out of horror as she stared at that penguin, watching as it slid the front door of the classroom open, and then shut again after it.

The bouncing stack of Obento disappeared down the corridor towards the Faculty Office, where Amaya knew the cursed creature was going to eat them all in one sitting.

She sat down in her seat while the gunfire still went on, hanging her head in dismay as Karma looked at her in confusion.

Needless to say, the students who had their lunches stolen were rather upset when lunch-break came around.

Terasaka, Muramatsu, Yoshida, Chiba, Hayami and Okuda all discovered their empty obento boxes sitting in neat, squeaky-clean conditions on Koro-sensei's desk, and no Penguin to speak of.

Needless to say, Koro-sensei got blamed for that little incident.

Because nobody had been away from their belongings long enough for anyone who moves at more human speeds to have stolen them.

Amaya grabbed Loki-Roki by the foot as soon as the coast was clear and escaped before the cursed Penguin could cause any more damage that day.