Naruto and Ichigo's rivals are going head to head today. Which one these two sole survivors of their respective clans will take the win?

Interlude

(*Cues: Wiz & Boomstick - Brandon Yates*)

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Shadow: Sasuke Uchiha, the last survivor of the Uchiha.

Wario: And Uryu Ishida, the sole survivor of the Quincy.

Shadow: Have you every wondered what it feels like to lose literally everything like your friends or family or you country or clan and you are the sole survivor?

Wario: If you were I'm pretty sure some of you are probably thirsty for revenge as these guys. He's Shadow and I'm Wario.

Shadow: And it's our job to analyze their weapons armor and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle.

Sasuke Uchiha

Shadow: This is Konohagakure otherwise none as the Village Hidden in the Leaves home to include ninja.

Wario: But the last person I would not wanna go up against is Sasuke Uchiha.

Background
Full name: Sasuke Uchiha
Height: 168 cm | 5'6"
Weight: 52.2 kg | 115 lbs
Age: 32 (17 in Naruto)
Nature affinities: Fire & Lightning
Role: Wandering Shinobi
The last of the Uchiha clan
Hobbies: Training, taking walks
Favorite food: Omusubi with okaka and tomatoes
Less favorite food: Nattō and anything sweet

Shadow: Born the second eldest son to the head of the Uchiha, Sasuke seemingly had a normal best life.

Wario: And the best older brother named Itachi. They both had some whacky adventures together and Itachi even trained his brother in some shuriken training.

Shadow: Sasuke was living a happy life until one day changed everything.

Wario: Yeah Sasuke came home after some shuriken but when got home everyone was dead! And turns out his brother was not the person he thought he was! Damn.

Shadow: Angered and betrayed by Itachi, Sasuke swore to become stronger and one day get his revenge on his brother.

Wario: Damn that's gotta be rough there.

Arsenal & abilities
Sword of Kusanagi
Fire Release
        Great Fireball
        Great Dragon Fire
        Dragon Fire
        Phoenix Sage Fire
Lightning Release
        Chidori
        Chidori Current
        Chidori Senbon
        Chidori Sharp Spear
Chidori Katana
Onyx Chidori
Kirin
Yin Release
Six Paths Sage Mode chakra
        Demonic Illusions: Shackle Stakes

Shadow: Just like his brother Sasuke passed school with ease and learned the 3 kinds of jutsu.

Wario: Ninjutsu, which is basically magic spells, Genjutsu, which messes with the mind, and Taijutsu, the one where you just punch people.

Shadow: Along with his swordsmanship, Sasuke can use his classic fire breath, make shadow clones, and create the Chidori a ball of literally lightning. He can even make lightning to the point in making the size of a dragon called Kirin, which is strong enough to destroy an entire battlefield.

Wario: Yeah Sasuke is basically one of those kids you don't wanna mess with and we haven't even gone over his best weapon yet.

Shadow: Right after the Uchiha clan was slaughtered Sasuke was able to awaken the Uchiha's signature weapon: The Sharingan.

Kekke Gankai (Dojutsu)
Sharingan
Genjutsu causes target to hallucinate
Preserves chakra usage
Copies movements
Cellular level perception
Forces thoughts and actions on a target
Eternal Mangekyō Sharingan
Amaterasu
Blaze Release
Flame Control
Honoikazuchi
Susanoo Kagutsuchi
Yasaka Magatama
Flame Wrapping Fire
Perfect Susanoo
                       Odachi sword
                       Susanoo: Chidori
                       Susanoo: Great Fireball
                       Indra Susanoo form
                       Indra's Arrow
Rinnegan
        Amenotejikara
        Asura Path
                Asura Attack
                Arm Cannon
       Human Path
                 Absorption Soul Technique
       Naraka Path
                Summons King of Hell
       Preta Path
                Jutsu Absorption
       Deva Path
              Almighty Push
              Universal Pull
              Planetary Devastation
       Animal Path
             Summons animals
       Outer Path
             Gedo Art of Rinne Rebirth

Wario: Those eye powers are awesome they can see chakra, copy movements, and best of all cast illusions.

Shadow: That's just a standard Sharingan, add loss into the mix and you get the Mangekyō Sharingan.

Wario: Okay so long story short turns out Itachi was a good guy all along and only slaughtered the Uchiha just to avoid another world war, but he spared Itachi so he can hate him and allow him to kill Itachi, and then Sasuke's back to revenge. Who the Hell came up with this?

Shadow: Well confusing writing aside Sasuke can cast Amaterasu black flames that can burn anything in their paths, he can also shape shift the black flames into swords and stuff, and can summon the Susanoo an Avatar of chakra that is designed to protect him in battle and can also fly.

Wario: And with all the Tailed Beasts chakra he can use the Susanoo in his ultimate form Indra Susanoo and fire the all powerful Indra's Arrow.

Shadow: Unfortunately the Mangekyō has a downside it eventually allows the user to eventually go blind.

Wario: Unless you take out another Uchiha's eyes and plant them in your own eyes as their own... Gross.

Shadow: I feel you. After a chance meeting with the Sage of Six Paths, Sasuke can use the Rinnegan. These unique eye keys him teleport in time and space, control gravity, absorb souls, absorb chakra, summon animals, create meteors and so on.

Feats
Battled Naruto to a draw
Shielded Team 7 from the Infinite Tsukuyomi
Defeated 1,000 shinobi at once
Sliced through Madara's meteors
Put all 9 Tailed Beasts in Genjustsu without eye contact
Attacked the Five Kage Summit
Created a moon the size of a Truth Seeking Orb
Defeated Naruto, Orochimaru, Itachi, Danzo, Obito, Kaguya, Momoshiki

Wario: Sasuke can hang with the best of the best and keep up with top tier characters like Naruto and Madara.

Shadow: Naruto can dodge an attack from the Fourth Raikage who is stated to be light speed which given previous puts Naruto 72x the speed of light. He even dodged Madara's light fang laser.

Wario: He also blocked a genjutsu attack from Madara's Infinite Tsukuyomi which can literally place the entire human population under a genjutsu.

Shadow: He's easily able to battle Naruto to a draw, Naruto was able to survive an attack that sliced the moon in half which last time we found to be about 697 zettatons of TNT and battle foes who can move the moon to the Earth which requires 244 Yottatons of TNT.

Wario: That's nothing compared to Naruto and Sasuke making a large moon that destroyed a Truth Seeking Orb looks at it, it's huge and Kakashi even said it's larger than their own moon.

Shadow: Based on the size of the moon and energy needed to create this must be more than 1,434 yottatons of TNT. Or 717 yottatons of TNT by halting it since it's two people.

Weaknesses
Limited chakra
Violent
Hot-headed
Ultimately lost his Rinnegan
Defeated by Itachi Rock Lee, Gaara, Madara, Naruto

Wario: Too bad all that power runs on limited chakra and he lost his Rinnegan too.

Shadow: After his journey of revenge and his final battle against Naruto, Sasuke returned to the village and has a daughter of his own.

Wario: Yeah but Sasuke still considers himself an outcast.

Shadow: More accurately he chose to protect the village and the Shinobi World in the shadows just like his brother before him.

Wario: Those who threat the village will better watch out for Sasuke cause he'll be the last person you'll ever see.

Sasuke: I'm going to begin by cutting you down. Your blood will be the last that I shed in the memory of my late brother.

Uryu Ishida

Shadow: The Quincy. They are most none for their ability to detect Hallows and other Soul beings.

Wario: These guys are basically Shinigami aka Soul Reapers but with bows and arrows. And these guys have obliterated the sh*t out of most Hallows before Soul Reapers could, but the souls that come to the Human World do not return to Soul Society and therefore the souls would increase only on the side of the Human World. Eh I don't get it aren't Hallows supposed to be the bad guys here?

Shadow: In order to prevent the destruction and collapse of the worlds the Shinigami slaughtered all the Quincy.

Wario: All except for Soken who go on to have kids and that kid would have a kid of his own. His named was Uryu.

Background
Full name: Uryu Ishida
Height: 177 cm (5'9¾")
Weight: 57 kg (125 lbs.)
Age: 27 (17 in Bleach)
Home: Karakura Town
The last of the Quincy
Most likely prefers white
A doctor

Shadow: Uryu was trained by his grandfather at a young age and had a good life.

Wario: Until gramps died when killed by Hallows right in front of him. Damn that's rough buddy. And to add insult to injury none of the Soul Reapers bothered to helped.

Shadow: Angered at the Shinigami for not protecting his grandfather, Uryu began a quest for justice.

Abilities & arsenal
Kojaku
Ginrei Kojaku
Heilig Bogen
Silber Draht
Hollow Bait
Spirit Shell
Seele Shcneider
Ginto
Heizen
Gritz
Wolke
Sprenger
Spiritual Awareness
Hirenkyaku
Ransotengai
Licht Regen
Letzt Stil
Enhanced Heilig Pfeil
Antithesis

Wario: Like many Quincy, Uryu can weaponize Reishi which is capable of absorbing spiritual energy and they can weaponize it.

Shadow: Uryu has different types of equipment and which he can use in the form of a bow and arrow and can use to fire shots.

Wario: He can even shape it into a sword!

Shadow: Uryu can also create forcefields, summon 4 cube boxes, wraps them inside it, and even teleport.

Wario: He also fire several shots that once covered up an entire area, wow. On top of that he has spiritual awareness and even has a Sixth Sense which helps him again illusion like attacks well except for Kyoka Suigetsu of course. But his most deadliest weapon is the Antithesis.

Shadow: This deadly technique is used from Yhwach. This allows him to recover a lot and redirects all the damage he's talked back at their opponent.

Wario: The only downside is that it chooses 2 targets at a time but he if you can redirect every attack at your enemy than I'd say it's completely useful.

Feats
Blocked Ichigo's sword slash
Killed hundreds of Hollows by himself
Shot down hundreds of flying blades that moved faster than the average Soul Reaper
Survived fighting Hashwaltch
Withstood Mayuri's bankai's poisonous breath
Defeated Mayuri, Cirrcui, Yhwach

Shadow: With all these abilities he's comparable to the best of the best like with Ichigo.

Wario: Ichigo can deflect multiple lasers coming at him from all angles.

Shadow: Making Ichigo's reaction 217x the speed of light.

Wario: The same Ichigo went up against Yhwach who lifted an entire city which was about 13 yottatons of TNT. He even destroy Ichigo's True Bankai which boosts his powers by 10x.

Shadow: However we can take that even further, as Yhwach was able to spread his energy across multiple dimensions 3 of which assuming that they are roughly the same size and we take the highest end of the calculations we found would be a force of 535 yottatons of TNT.

Wario: Along the way Ichigo also destroyed a dimension that houses a star. And Uryu has helped him out to beat Yhwach.

Shadow: He's taken down several hallows at once survived fighting Hashwaltch, and even withstood being poisoned.

Weaknesses
Limited number of Ginto tubes
Some of his best attacks take time to set up and are risky to use
Using Letzt Stil will cause him to lose his powers

Wario: I think Uryu has what it takes to make his gramps proud.

Shadow: 10 years later Uryu was able to find peace as a doctor.

Wario: Yeah but with that being said don't mess with Uryu of the Quincy.

Uryu: I swear on the pride of the Quincy, I will kill you.

Verdict

(*Cues: Wiz & Boomstick - Brandon Yates-again*)

Shadow: Alright the combatants are set and we've run the data on all possibilities.

Wario: It's time for a DEATH BATTLE!!!

The Sole Survivors

Uryu is seen relaxing on a bench reading a book when he heard some battle cries from the trees and bushes behind him. And then someone is sent flying lands on the ground.

(*Cues: Satsui no Sekai*)

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That turned out to be a person covered in blood dead on the ground in front of Uryu as Sasuke comes out of the bushes as he stands over a recently defeated opponent. Uryu unamused by Sasuke's intrusion stands up and confronts him.

Uryu: Hey pal, I don't know what you're doing here but clearly I can see that you hurt that person so I won't let you get away with it.

Sasuke: In that case you're next!

Sasuke breaks the staredown by throwing a right hook that knocks the Quincy back, the Uchiha does some Taijutsu combos but Uryu manages to catch Sasuke's fist and throws the ninja back. The Hidden Leaf shinobi recovers before throwing Chidori kunai at Uryu.

Uryu responds by pull out his Kojaku and shoot arrows of spirit energy at the kunai before hitting Sasuke.

Uryu: I got you!

As Ichigo's rival was getting the upper hand, Naruto's rival awakens the Sharingan and Rinnegan and uses Amenotejikara to teleport behind him.

Sasuke: Was that the best you got chump!

Sasuke lands a combo of several punches and a knee to his opponent's chest, before ending with an uppercut that knocks Kahn into the air. As the Quincy falls Sasuke uses his signature technique.

Sasuke: Chidori!

He lands a deadly blow and Uryu which knocks him back. As Uryu recovers the Uchiha clan member charges at him from the air and with his Sword of Kusanagi in combination with Chidori to hit his opponent but the latter dodges and creates a sword out of spiritual energy and engages in a sword duel as both combatants have yet to land a blow.

Sasuke: Amaterasu!

Sasuke uses the Amaterasu to catch Uryu off guard but the later was able to jump out of the way but the moment he lands on the ground Sasuke teleports in front of his face and places him under a genjutsu.

Uryu: Damn it!

Uryu is seen in a dark void as the he looks around confused however thanks to the Sixth Sense he knows what's happening.

Uryu: I'll have to give you credit for placing me under an illusion... But if that's your best clearly it's pathetic.

Uryu snaps out of the genjutsu catches a sword that was about to impale him in the head Sasuke who was still holding the sword looks in anger.

Sasuke: Damn you.

Uryu throws Sasuke aside and throws bombs at the Uchiha which exploded sending him flying even further. The blows seriously disorient Indra's descendant who is meg with the Quincy doctor who traps him in a box before preparing his bow to finish him off.

Uryu: Give up. You've lost.

Sasuke growls in anger as he is charging up purple chakra around him.

Sasuke: No.... a member of the Uchiha clan.... NEVER GIVES UP!

Sasuke uses the full power and summons the Perfect Susanoo shocking his opponent in the process.

Uryu: Whoa.

The Susanoo swings the sword but Uryu dodges. Uryu starts firing more shots at his opponent's defense armor but is completely overwhelmed by the amount of Sasuke's attacks such as the Fireball Jutsu and the Onyx Chidori.

Uryu: Damn.

Uryu responds by shooting multiple arrows at the Susanoo while running and dodging attacks at the same time but it has no effect on it. Another sword is swinging his way but the Quincy prepares for another trick of his sleeve.

Uryu: Take this!

Uryu uses 4 Heizen as the boxes hit the Susanoo on all sides which greatly effects Sasuke.

Sasuke: Damn it!

The Susanoo is knocked to the ground, Sasuke looks and sees Uryu on higher ground about to charge an attack at him.

Uryu: Licht Regen!

He fires thousands of arrows at the Susanoo damaging it and even hitting the welder in the process no other option Sasuke responds with an attack of his own.

Sasuke: Kirin!

Kirin appears from the sky as Uryu looks in shock. Sasuke brings the lightning dragon on top of both of them causing a massive explosion.

When the dust settles Sasuke is the first to wake up all bruised and covered in blood. Uryu wakes up next also bruised and covered in blood but he falls on the ground due to the injuries he's taken from that last attack. Both last survivors of their respective clans state each other down as Sasuke uses the combination of Chidori, Amaterasu, and Susanoo as part of his remaining strength and uses it again on the left side of his hand.

Sasuke: Let's finish this!

The ninja charges at Uryu who responds by using Ransotengai to enhance his spirit energy and uses two Seele Shcneiders.

Uryu: With pleasure!

The two rivals charged at each other clashing each other swords with all their might swinging them at fast speeds causing several things in the area to makes slice in half including he battlefield. As they two sword welders clash however Sasuke gets the upper hand and knocks away Uryu's Seele Schneiders and starts using a fury of sword swings damage Uryu in the process. As the latter is on his knees coughing blood the Uchiha prepares to finish him off but the Quincy makes one final remark.

Uryu: A... Anti... thesis!

As he says this Sasuke takes heavy damage as Uryu reflects all the damage he suffered back at Sasuke causing the Chidori, Amaterasu, and Susanoo to disappear Sasuke screams in pain as it happens. Uryu recovers grabs his sword and sliced Sasuke's in half, blows him up sending him flying in the air as Uryu jumps and does a down stab and impales Sasuke in the chest, killing him in the process.

Uryu puts his sword away as he takes a breath and sits down next to the fallen Uchiha with his victory claimed he issues one final taunt.

Uryu: Give up now?

KO!

Results

(*Cues: Satsui no Sekai-again*)

Wario: Guess Sasuke this time was a Sharin-goner.

Shadow: Sasuke had an incredible arsenal available to him given his Jutsu techniques, not to mention having more experience and better training.

Wario: And with stuff like the Rinnegan and the Perfect Susanoo the guy had so much to throw at Uryu that he easily could've gotten overwhelmed.

Shadow: Despite this Uryu's better spiritual energy and other advantages put him ahead in this battle.

Wario: As far as strength goes, it's no surprise Sasuke definitely had the edge. Plus Naruto survived an attack that sliced the moon in half.

Shadow: And he and Naruto creates a moon that broke apart Kaguya's Truth Seeking Orb that would take about 1,434 yottatons, which is 2 times stronger than the 525 yottatons we calculated for Ichigo.

Wario: With that being said Sasuke definitely has the edge.

Shadow: However that hardly matters. Especially since Uryu is faster than Sasuke.

Wario: Yeah it's no surprise that Ichigo moving 217x the speed of light is 3 times faster than Naruto moving at 72x the speed of light.

Shadow: So the speed advantage is very clear.

Wario: Plus Uryu has the sixth sense which protects him from the Sharingan genjutsu bullsh*t.

Shadow: And he can likely resist many of Sasuke's illusion techniques.

Wario: And another advantage is his spiritual energy like he can absorb, counter, and weaponize many spiritual energy as many Quincy have done this before.

Shadow: It's also important to stress that Sasuke cannot absorb Uryu's spiritual powers. Yes both chakra and reishi both contain spiritual energy they both have fairly different uses, the spiritual energy in Naruto is more inner based  and only has been shown to absorb ninjutsu, while in Bleach spirit energy is more biologically based. It's entirely different.

Wario: Yeah but then again Uryu can just use the Antithesis to redirect all of the damages on him back at Sasuke anyway so it's giving him a hard time to land a fatal blow.

Shadow: Sasuke was a powerful combatant Uryu's greater speed, versatility, and spiritual energy gave him the means to take the win.

Wario: In the end Sasuke's a Rinne-goner.

Shadow: The winner is Uryu Ishida.

Shadow: Thank you guys so much for reading if you have any suggestions please leave a comment down below.

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