Dr. Eggman: Konoha, the Village Hidden in the Leaves is filled with great ninja.

Bowser: Who you may know is that their known for various jutsu techniques there's so much of them out there it's hard to master them all.

Dr. Eggman: But one ninja sought to try this task out to master every jutsu and unlock the mysteries of nature. This was Orochimaru.

Bowser: Orochimaru huh? That's kind of a strange name but he is a snake lover so I can't blame him.

Dr. Eggman: Orphaned at a young age Orochimaru learned so ninjutsu techniques from the Third Hokage who was a favor and learned the means to be a shinobi.

Bowser: Ninjutsu ninja magic, genjutsu messes with the brain and taijutsu punching people.

Dr. Eggman: Orochimaru has proven to be a portage and the most intelligent out of the Legendary Sannin. And because of his great talents as a ninja he also had potential in becoming the next Hokage.

Bowser: But that dream shattered into pieces after his old teacher choose this yellow blonde hair dude over him. He didn't mattered apparently he wasn't special he was a nobody people threw in the trash and forgot about.

Dr. Eggman: Fueled by anger, Orochimaru went on a life of crime kidnapping children for his experiments in an attempt to master all jutsu and unlock the mysteries of nature.

Bowser: Too bad he was caught red handed and busted the hell out of there and joined this ninja organization the Akatsuki but then he bailed from that one two after a failed attempt to take Itachi's body.

Dr. Eggman: As a ninja, Orochimaru can utilize chakra and use them for all kinds of ninja techniques.

Bowser: He can create clones of himself, shoot fireballs, blast wind, create earth, and trap people in a paralysis.

Dr. Eggman: Reminds me of something I've developed a device that can use ninjutsu.

Bowser: Where is that device?

Dr. Eggman: It's on my Egg Mobile but I haven't tested it y set but I should be ready to go.

Bowser: Be carful Eggy that will make your machine explode and send you flying.

Dr. Eggman: (casually) pressing buttons don't worry Bowser I'm a genius what can possibly go wro-

The Egg Mobile explodes sending Eggman flying while screaming.

Bowser:

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Bowser: Well Eggman's going to be out for a while so I'm gonna take him to the hospital and once the doctor recovers we'll go over the full episode of Voldemort VS Orochimaru.