Dr. Eggman: Millenia ago, in an age long past, the demon king Demise threatened to pull the world into blood and war.

Bowser: Until he got his ass slapped by this pointy-eared boy in green.

Dr. Eggman: Undaunted by being, y'know, murdered, Demise cursed the blood of the goddess and the spirit of the hero to be forever haunted by his wrath made flesh. That curse became Ganondorf Dragmire.

Bowser: Good ol' Dorf was born to the Gerudo Tribe of the Desert. Thing is, the Gerudo were all ladies and Ganondorf was the first male born in a hundred years, which automatically made him their king, because... reasons, I guess? Wait, wait, so he gets to be in charge and has the best odds on Tinder? That's my dream come true! Who could want more?

Dr. Eggman: Ganondorf could. Jealous of the neighboring kingdom of Hyrule's verdant fields, clean water, and not being a godforsaken desert, he dreamed of a better world for his people.

Bowser: Or you know, just for himself. Being the reincarnation of ultimate evil means you're probably kind of a selfish douche. But hey who could blame him as a villain who's also jealous of another certain kingdom I'd probably feel the same way.

Dr. Eggman: And surprisingly, his vile ambitions would be rewarded. Turns out, he was also preternaturally adept at magic, as befits an education from his caretakers, the witches Koume and Kotake.

Bowser: From them, Dorf learned to pitch balls of electricity, summon lightning, move objects with telekinesis, levitate, form barriers, and control minds!

Dr. Eggman: When he wishes to fight from a distance, he can create phantom horsemen or puppets of himself to battle as his proxies.

Bowser: Or if he wants to get personal, he can use his dark magic to enhance his physical strikes, making him a badass at all ranges.

Dr. Eggman: He's a master with a blade, sometimes two, and sometimes on horseback.

Bowser: And sometimes two swords on two horsebacks?!

Dr. Eggman: Let's not get crazy; he was just a man after all, though not for long. With his magical training complete, Ganondorf put his greatest skill to the test: his raw cunning. By manipulating the rulers of Hyrule and its neighboring domains, as well as a curiously familiar boy in green...

Bowser: Wait what? He manipulated the protagonist of all people? Sweet. I'm gonna need lessons from him if I'm gonna manipulate my protagonist.

Dr. Eggman: Ganondorf gained entry to an alternate dimension called the Sacred Realm. Within it lay the Triforce, a magical artifact left by the gods said to grant the wish of whomever touches it.

Bowser: The perfect solution to all your world-conquering needs. Oh and Speaking of Ganondorf he and I are planning on teaming up to take over Hyurle and Mushroom kingdoms respectively and kidnap Peach and Zelda and even combine our powers to where not even Mario and Link can stop us.

Dr. Eggman: Understandable. Me and Wily are just about to do the same thing you know kidnap animals and robot masters and forcing them into our armies to conquer our worlds and stoping Sonic and Mega Man.

Bowser: Hey maybe we should team up and combine the raw powers of kings and geniuses of scientists.

Dr. Eggman: That's actually a good idea I'll call Wily and you get Ganondorf and we'll map out our plan.

Bowser: Fair enough.

Dr. Eggman: While we villains make our evil plan come back next for Ganondorf's opponent: Nightmare.