Darth Vader FORCES his way into DEATH BATTLE!
Mario: A long time ago in a galaxy far far away lived a young boy who would be the Chosen One and bring balance to the Force. This was Anakin Skywalker.
Sonic: Like most heroes in fiction, Anakin's life was nothing but a shit hole. He was born into slavery as a child on Tatooine and he and his mom lived a horrible life.
Mega Man: But despite all that though Anakin was a prodigy mechanic, a prodigy Pod racer and was a very good racer.
Mario: But his life would change after meeting two Jedi masters Qui-Gon Jinn and Obi-Wan Kenobi. They saw something in Anakin.
Sonic: So they helped the dude get his freedom, unfortunately he is forced to leave his mom behind who would later die on that planet. Man such a pain.
Mega Man: But there was some good that came from it Anakin became a lightsaber dueling badass.
Mario: He can crush buildings with his mind, and as the Chosen One he is more powerful than other Jedi. Most Jedi can telekinetically move starships, planets, and even black holes.
Sonic: Damn by the time Anakin was older he can compete with several other Jedi and Sith. Anakin'a main weapon is the Force an energy that exists almost everywhere. Jedi can tap into the Force to manipulate the world around them it even let's the move faster and jump at higher heights.
Mega Man: Yeah while it was all cool and all this is where things take a dark turn here so be prepared. One day Anakin's wife, Padmé was pregnant, right? So naturally Anakin was excited to be the father. However Anakin has visions of Padmé dying not wanting that to happened he turned to Emperor Palpatine for help but in reality Palpatine turned him to the dark side this had a duel with his former master Obi-Wan he lost that fight and was put into a new suit to keep him alive, unfortunately all the visions of Padmé dying became a reality and completely turned to the dark side.
Mario: From than on Anakin Skywalker died and in his place is the ultimate Sith Lord who would terrorize the galaxy for years to come.... Darth Vader.
Sonic: Well ain't that a bitch. Vader's body was sustained by his dark armor, a mobile life support system designed to protect what was left of him and intimidate foes. Unfortunately for Vader, his new body had several problems. The armor was cumbersome and weighed him down, much of it was mismatched, snagging and pulling on his body, his incessant raspy breathing often kept him awake, his synthetic skin itched constantly, and the control panel on his chest would sometimes beep for no reason at all.
Mega Man: So basically not even technology can save a guy who just barley survived falling in lava.
Mario: Well pretty much.
Sonic: Okay moving on Vader can use-
Mega Man: Sonic! This is a preview! We can only say so much!
Sonic: Oh come on we were just getting to the good stuff.
Mega Man: Save the good stuff for another time.
Mario: Mega Man's right this is something new we're doing here.
Sonic: Oh forgot about that next time mention it when I'm moving too fast.
Mario: You always move to fast. Anyways guys come back next time where we go over Vader's opponent Obito Uchiha from Naruto.
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