The hottest chill dog known to man/Thoughts on DB/Link VS Sora
What's up guys and welcome back and today we have another dare. And this one's gonna get hot up in here anyways. Let's see.
(Reads paper.)
Me: Sonic.
Sonic: Hey Phoenix longtime no see. What's this dare that the Blue Blur can do?
Me: SamuelBempong dares you to eat the hottest chill dog known to man with a HUGE amount of chill.
Sonic: Oh man that's huge. (Speaks nervously) Uhhhh do I have to eat all of it?
Me: Yes. ALL OF IT.
Sonic: (Clears throat.) Ohhhhhhhhh Lord.
Me: Hey can someone get the chill dog ready.
(1 hour later, a nervous Sonic is seen siting at a table with the chill dog as Mario and Mega Man along with the rest of the audience watches.)
Mario: Come on, Sonic! You can do it!
Mega Man: Just do it, Sonic! Just do it!
Everyone: Do it Sonic! Do it Sonic! Do it Sonic! Do it Sonic!
Sonic: (sighs and takes a deep breath) Okay....Here goes nothing.
(Sonic grabs the chill dog and slowly opens his mouth then eats half of it. Than eats the other half and chews it.)
Sonic: (sighs in relief.) That wasn't so bad.
(Then Sonic's face turn red until....)
Sonic: HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTT!!!!! AAHHH MY TOUGH IT BURNS!!!!! IT BURNS SO MUCH!!!!
(Sonic starts running all over the place as the audience laughs.)
Sonic: WATER! WATER! WATER!
(Sonic drinks lots and lots of water from the sink.)
Sonic: MILK! MILK! MILK!
(He than drinks a cup of milk and clams down.)
Sonic: Finally.
(Mario and Mega Man started dying of laughter while in tears.)
Sonic: Hey what's so funny.
Mario: (laughing) You should've seen the look on your face!
Mega Man: (laughing) That was funny right there! I even recorded the entire thing
Sonic: You WHAT!? Hey delete that footage!
Me: Okay as soon as these guys get settled we're gonna be doing an interview of what's going.
Sonic: DELETE KNOW!!
Mario and Mega Man: No can do, baby doll.
(Sonic growls.)
Me: Yeeeahhh.... As soon as their done we'll do an interview.
What's going on
Me: And we're back ladies and gentlemen as you can see our mascots are finally calm and...
Sonic: I still want them to delete that footage!
Mega Man: Oh whatever.
Mario: Deal with Sonic.
Me: Anyways today we are gonna talk about the latest Death Battle and that is.....Captain Marvel VS Shazam. So if you haven't seen the fight yet watch it know and we'll talk the video is right here.
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Me: What did I tell you I knew it! I knew Shazam was gonna win!
Mario: Yeah it was pretty obvious.
Sonic: They were definitely gonna make Shazam win.
Mega Man: Yep we were right.
Me: The music of the fight is lame. I hope the music is better in the next one.
Mario: Yeah me too. But DC's on a winning streak, Marvel's been behind since Thanos VS Darkseid. And no Doctor Strange VS Doctor Fate and Nightwing VS Daredevil doesn't count because Marvel was on a winning streak at the time.
Sonic: I don't understand like I know their not DC fanboys but when is Marvel gonna have a win?
Mega Man: I'm pretty sure Marvel would have a win eventually we just don't know when.
Me: Plus if this fight was one-sided as DC fans say than why give them this request?
Me: For those of you Marvel fans like in the comments "Oh their just DC fanboys." That is a LIE and you know it! Want proof? Here. Skip to 5:10 and stop at 6:30.
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Me: See my point? Even the voice of Boomstick said he's a Marvel fan. To be honest I like Marvel more than DC in terms of movies, character personalities, and story telling. However it terms of one on one fights, power scaling, dark tones, and comics Marvel usually gets slapped by DC.
Mario: Well I like Marvel more because their red like me, and I just like their movies.
Sonic: Marvel has better movies especially nowadays but I guess in terms of comic books than Marvel is basically in DC's shadow. Especially in dark tones.
Mega Man: Well I'm not really interested in both but I do fine DC more interesting Marvel. I'm not really a fan of either.
Me: So Death Battle is not really fanboying DC if they feel that some of their characters win than that's what they think.
Mega Man: At least their not like DanCo who favors Marvel most of the time. And yes while their some matchups to where Marvel does win for the most part he's really biased towards Marvel.
Mario: Exactly. does the dude even know how to update his characters?
Sonic: Tell me about it. Look at this video.
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Me: I wouldn't say that he's the worst versus battle YouTuber I just disagree with some of his stuff and that's it. But anyways while we're on the subject of versus debating let's talk about Link VS Sora.
Link VS Sora
Me: So we don't really have any responses so Mario, Sonic, Mega Man who do you think will win and why.
Mario: I think Sora because he basically has more powerful and superior magic plus he's taken on foes more powerful than Link.
Sonic: Sora, Link may have had the advantage in experience, intelligence, and arsenal but he's no match for Sora's superior strength, speed, durability, magic, and power. It maybe close but Link just doesn't have the key to victory.
Mega Man: Sora because his attack potency is Galaxy level due to taking on foes like the Organization 13. Plus his Limit forms increases his power at a max. Plus Link has never been shown resistance to Time Manipulation powers. Also I forgot to mention that Xemnas weaponized a pocket dimension and Sora was able take a hit from him. Link doesn't stand a chance.
Me: Keep in mind that just because he beat someone who has the power of a pocket dimension doesn't mean he directly scales to him.
Mega Man: I see.
Me: But anyways guys that's all for now thank you all so much for reading and next we're gonna be introducing some new characters.
Mario: Now that's gonna be exciting.
Sonic: I can't wait for this.
Mega Man: Awesome. Now we're not the only ones here.
Me: If you have any character requests please let me know in the comments below and we will see you all later. Peace.
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