It's just a prank, bro/Really Death Battle?/Batman VS Captain America
Welcome back today we are going to be doing another dare. Let's hmmmmmm.
(Reads paper.)
Me: Mega Man.
Mega Man: Yes
Me: CharlieTheNekoSaiyan dares you to get a portal gun and prank Mario and Sonic with it.
Mega Man: oh okay.
(Mega Man grabs a portal and sees Mario and Sonic in a room as they're talking.
Mario: Hey Sonic do you think we should team up on Death Battle?
Sonic: Yep we'd make a great team. I'm tired of fighting you to the death.
Mario: Me too. Hey speaking of that Phoenix is planning on making us team up in a Death Battle in his vs series.
Sonic: Video Game Vs Battles? Yeah he is. I wonder who the two of us are gonna be fighting.
Mario: Me too. But I can tell we're gonna win. Hands down we will win.
Sonic: Yep with your strength and my speed and all of our power ups combined into we'll be unstoppable.
Mario: He never said anything about who were fighting. But with us as a team fighting us will be our opponent's last regret.
Sonic: Exactly dude I mean who's gonna stop us? Goku and Superman?
Mario: Pft those guys are a bunch of jokes.
Sonic: That's right, that's EXACTLY right.
(Mario and Sonic laugh at their jokes until.......)
Mega Man: (bangs on the door.) FBI OPEN UP! (Blasts the door open with Mega Buster.)
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Mario and Sonic: Whoa!
(Mega Man walks towards them with the portal gun and angrily approaches the Retro Rivals.)
Sonic: Uhhhhhhh....Mega Man what are you doing?
Mario: Yeah what's your probl—
(The gun clicks as the Blue Bomber points it at the Red Plumber and the Blue Blur.)
Mega Man: Sorry not sorry.
Mario: Dude what are you doing? Didn't you read Isaac Asimov's laws of robotics?
Sonic: Mega Man you my friend have some issues.
Mega Man: Shut up!
(Mega Man charges the portal gun much to Mario and Sonic's horror. But the moment he pulled the trigger a red "Prank" flag comes out much to Nintendo and SEGA's mascots surprise.)
Mario and Sonic: Huh?
(At this moment Mega Man smiles in tears and starts dying of laughter.)
Mega Man: 😂😂😂😂😂😂 You should've seen the looks on your faces.
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(Mario and Sonic looked at Mega Man)
Mega Man: Guys it's just a prank, bro. It's just a prank.
(Mario and Sonic then laughed and from that moment on Mega Man laughed too.)
Me: Okay gang that's enough laughing and pranking for today now let's do an interview on what's going on.
What's going on
Me: So incase if you guys aren't aware the upcoming is Captain Marvel VS Shazam is coming out this Wednesday. And to be honest I don't know if I'm excited for this.
Mario: Why?
Me: Because first it's another Marvel VS DC fight and yes I like Marvel and DC fights but after Thanos VS Darkseid I want a break from them. Especially considering we JUST HAD a Marvel vs DC fight like 3 episodes ago. Like come on Death Battle can't we get a break from this and try something new pul-lease? Second this is a weird matchup I mean the only connection Carol and Billy have is that they both used to have the same name and that the both of their respective movies come out on the same year....That's it. That's freakin' it. Really Death Battle? You couldn't just put Captain Marvel us against Supergirl because they both are blonde hair high flying women who have a similar personality like their both cocky and can be a little arrogant and like to be tough plus their both hot? You couldn't just put Shazam up against Thor who both have the power of godly lightning and gain abilities from Mjolnir and the Wizard Shazam? Like really Death Battle? What a waste of a fight.
Mario: I see what you mean Phoenix.
Mega Man: I HAVEN'T SEEN THE CAPTAIN MARVEL MOVIE NOR THE SHAZAM MOVIE YET SO DON'T SPOIL IT IN THE COMMENTS BELOW!!!!
Sonic: Didn't Captain Marvel get her powers from Marv-ell?
Me: Yeah.
Sonic: So that's another thing Captain Marvel and Shazam have in common: Both got powers from other beings.
Me: It's still weird. Their powers and skills aren't similar. Plus I can tell Death Battle already made Shazam won.
Sonic: True.
Mario: Definitely true
Mega Man: Since DC's winning nowadays (at least by their logic) then Shazam won.
Me: Even though it can go either way, I'm about to except the fact that my preferred character loses. Also I like Captain Marvel more than Shazam but knowing Death Battle Shazam wins.
Mario, Sonic, and Mega Man: Yep.
Me: hey let's watch the preview to see what it looks like.
Mario: Okay.
Sonic: Alright.
Mega Man: Let's see it.
Me: Make sure you skip to 6:05 and stop at 7:42.
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Mario: I just noticed that this fight happened over a stupid accident. Like why? Sure he was blasting things all over the place but it was all an accident.
Sonic: Like really Captain Marvel? Shazam was just jamming to some music and you're just gonna accuse him over an accident?
Mega Man: Shazam probably has headphones on because everyone wears those nowadays and just didn't notice his mistake. And what does Captain Marvel do? She attacks him for no reason. What an idiot she is I dare say.
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Me: Anyways guys lets take about who would win in a fight. So how this works is we ask you who would win and why and then I bring in two responses and then we share out thoughts. So let's begin.
Who would win: Batman VS Captain America
Me:Alright so first off we have a comment from Laura_Hollis and this is what she says
Batman. Better skills. Better weapons. Better armor. Cap stands no chance against.
Mega Man: Oh yeah I forgot Batman does use his gadgets in a fight.
Me: It basically helps him turn any favor.
Mario: I wish I had gadgets like those.
Sonic: Me too, their awesome.
Me: Okay back on topic is a response from KillerNerd007 and this is what he says
Cap wins because he has MUCH more physical abilities than Bats, he has actual combat experience, I mean he is a Captain.
Mario: Can some one remind me how long has he been fighting.
Me: Since World War 2.
Sonic: Oh yeah he got that awesome almost indestructible shield there.
Mega Man: Surprised he's still young after being frozen in that iceberg.
Me: But anyways guys who do you think will win?
Mario: I think Batman would win because he is smart he can think his way out of anything he has done that before. Plus the gadgets can make him turn the fight into his favor. Cap may be stronger but Bats has the edge in this.
Sonic: Ohhhhhh now this is a tough one I mean both have had impressive Martial Arts in their respective universes and I do agree that Batman's arsenal can turn the fight into his favor Cap is stronger and can somehow disarm him if his gadgets and it just be hand to hand. Even that's astray because with or without arsenals it can go either way. I can pick.
Mega Man: I think Captain America wins because not only is he stronger than Batman but he's also faster and tougher than him, Batman himself admits it.
Plus he fought Iron Man who has better gadgets then Batman. So if he Cap can hold his own against Iron Man than there's no reason to say he can do the same with Bats.
Me: I think Batman can win because he so smart he can disappear before Cap could even notice with and without his gadgets. I've seen him do it before so if he lands a hit on Cap by the time he throws his shield Batman would already be gone. But that's all for now thank you all so much for reading. Next time we'll debate on Link vs Sora
Mario: Yo I'm excited for that.
Sonic: Me too.
Mega Man: Me three.
Me: Let us know who you think will win and why and until then we will see you all next time. Peace out.
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