(After travelling to the depths of the sanctum, we see an old man talking to a barrel filled with Chuckola Cola.)

???????: What do idiots drink? So-duhhhhh!

(The barrel shakes with laughter.)

???????: What do sodas call their dads? Pop!

(The barrel shakes with laughter again.)

???????: A hippie's favorite soda? Granola cola!

(The barrel shakes with laughter once more.)

Me: Vhat do you get vhen you cross a giant vith a skunk? A BIG STINK!

https://youtu.be/RgZZBwG7slY

(The barrel shakes with laughter once again as the four of us approach the old man.)

???????: The name's... Bubbles. And I am the ultimate comedian, with the laughing and the chortling and the har har har!

Me: Vee need the Chuckola Reserve, but vee need it for the sake of somevun else. You see, Queen Bean has been forced to digest a Belly Belch vorm and vee need to get it out of her.

Bubbles: Oui, monsieurs and madam. What you see before you is the fabled Chuckola Reserve. And I am pleased to say... The Chuckola Reserve... Is yours to enjoy! Majorly because I've been working on it for one millennium, telling joke after joke, giving some time for it to mature more as the days went by until it was finally ready for the reputation of "Greatest Soda Of All Time"!

Me: (Gets more irritated as the speech went on until...)

https://youtu.be/OVBGoETia0I

Cut the suspense, Gramps! Vhat's the catch of enjoying this soda?

Bubbles: Because it's a soda of such high caliber and repute... Rude guests meet this fate! Un... Deux... Trois!

(Popple and Rookie drop down, stuffed in barrels.)

Me:

https://youtu.be/9TjkAR2Sur4

Popple: That's no ordinary soda! It's sentient! We can't stand up to such a beverage!

(The barrel starts to shake.)

"Rookie": Look out, you four! It's going into battle mode!

Me: Bring it on!

Risky: We prefer a straight fight to all this sneaking around!

Mario: Let's-a GO!

Luigi: Okey-dokey!

(The Chuckolator puts up its barrel shield and soda sword as me and Risky set up the Chopper Couple attack. I hammer Risky into the ground and she jumps from it, spinning around like a top as she descends with her hammer. The barrel shield breaks, revealing a soda pistol as Mario and Luigi prepare the Super Knockback Bros. attack. The expertise and trust in the Bros. actually impresses me, and I attack with my hammer as the Chuckolator shrinks to a mouth instead of the menacing, weapon-wielding soda it was, causing it to go back to its barreled state.)

Bubbles: Nooo! But the jokes... The puns... The humor I've saved for 1,000 years! All wasted! (Destroys the floor we're under) Au revoir!

Me: (Turns into a bat) You sore loser...

https://youtu.be/afqtL5J8_So

(Something drops on my wing again)

https://youtu.be/TfYCfDDuNnc

Me:

https://youtu.be/eHSJeuD3HAM

Not again!

(We land in a tunnel, but apparently, Mario lands in the barrel. Luigi rolls the barrel to Beanbean Castle whilst Risky and I take the long route by going back up and fighting our way to the Chucklehuck Woods pipe. We meet up in front of the guards and they, unfortunately, don't have a single idea as to what's going on. Inside the castle...)

Lady Lima: Did you get the Chuckola Reserve?

Me: Of course vee got it... It's just that... It's in Mario's stomach... (Gags)

Luigi: (Jumps on Mario, the Chuckola Reserve flows into Queen Bean's mouth and the Belly Belch worm comes out as Risky slashes it in two, as to prevent others from being infected)

Me: And there's also no doubt about vhat Cackletta vants... The whole vorld. That's vhy she vanted the Beanstar and Peach's voice to begin vith. (Gets a phone call) Hello? Hmm... I'll put you on speaker, Prince Peasley. (Presses a button on my phone) All right, Fabio. You're on.

Prince Peasley: I have completed my mission, for I have found where Cackletta is hiding out: Woohoo Hooniversity!

Me: She must haff turned the scientists there into monsters... Vee must stop her!

(We travel to Woohoo Hooniversity and find a scientist.)

Random scientist: Cackletta attacked the university... She turned most of the professors into monsters... The horror... Ugh... Uggghhh... (Turns into a Laser Snifit before our eyes)

Luigi:

https://youtu.be/9TjkAR2Sur4

Me: I'm sorry... (Tears up) But I'm left vith no other choice... (Quickdraw slashes the poor former scientist in half horizontally with tears in my eyes as they sparkle amongst the light given off by the lanterns and I break down sobbing as Mario approaches me)

Mario: Antasma... You did-a the right thing... He was-a suffering.

Me: (Sniff) Thanks, Mario... But it still doesn't justify vhat I did... The lines of clarity are blurred vhen stopping somevun who just von't...

Mario: I understand your predicament and-a concern... All those-a bricks I bopped in "Super Mario Bros." were Toads, and I had-a no idea at the time.

Me: I get it... Thank you vunce again, Mario... (Hugs the plumber and dries my eyes) Let's continue, shall vee?

(TO BE CONTINUED...)