(At the Chucklehuck Entrance...)

Guard #1: Travel here is permitted only for select individuals in order to guard the ecology of Chucklehuck Woods. Wait... By any chance, do you have something that'll cause all four of you to enter?

(Mario shows the Beanbean Brooch.)

Guard #1: The Beanbean Brooch! A mark of special guests to Beanbean Castle!

(The gate is opened.)

Guard #2: We hope you enjoy the taste of Chuckola Cola whilst you're here.

Me: Thanks, you two! (Grabs Risky's hand) Let's go, Risky!

(We enter Chateau de Chucklehuck. I see a bunch of signs and bring out a pen and paper, writing down every step to making Chuckola Cola.)

Risky: Honey, what are you doing?

Me: I'm just writing down the steps to making Chuckola Cola. That vay, if vee vant any, vee can make our own. But NOT the Chuckola Reserve. According to my research, that legendary beverage is a millennium old!

Mario: You've been-a doing research on-a this entire kingdom, haven't-a you, Antasma?

Me: Yes, just in case me and Risky end up visiting here or, in this case, going on an adventure vith you two.

(After solving the maze of barrels, we see someone else following us I turn around and am startled to see the tagalong.)

Me:

https://youtu.be/gfV2hwvtxjc

Popple!

??????: How'd you know the name of the infamous Shadow Thief?! Wait... You was probably stalking me, see?!

Me: No. I simply did my research on the whole Beanbean Kingdom!

Popple: Well, you're still not ready! Rookie! Shake a leg, see?!

??????: Yes, Boss!

(We end up seeing this "Rookie" is an amnesiac Bowser. All of the four protagonists are either in shock [Mario and Luigi] or in a rage [me and Risky].)

Popple: You four ugly mugs came here for the same reason as us! You want the fabled Chuckola Reserve!

Me: At least vee vant it for a good cause! You just vant to make an ugly cash heap of it!

Popple: Shut it, Dracula!

Me: You don't realize you just made a huge mistake... (Ignites lightsaber)

Mario: Antasma, no! Don't-a kill him!

Me: (Deactivates my blade) You got lucky, Shadow CREEP!

Popple: You WHAT?!

Me: (Smirks) Did I stutter, or do you vant me to say it again?!

(One battle lay-tair...)

Popple: ROOKIE! YOU BLOATED IMBECILE! WHO TOOK YOU IN WHEN YOU WERE DAZED AND LOST ON THE MOUNTAIN?! ME, YOU WORTHLESS VERMIN! ME!

Rookie: I'm... So ashamed...

Popple: Meh, no matter! As long as we get the Chuckola Reserve, we're golden, see?! Let's not mess with these four knuckleheads. We'll scram and hurry on ahead! (Runs while Rookie follows)

Me: Vhat's that barrel doing there? (Pushes said barrel, two Beanbean members pop out, one looking like George Washington and the other looking like Thomas Jefferson, the first and third Presidents of the USA)

????: We 'ave been saved, Cask! And by four people, no less! 

Cask: Indeed we 'ave, Cork!

Me: If you're vundering, the four of us beat the two that stuffed you inside that barrel and sent them running. Unfortunately, they are after the Chuckola Reserve and plan to sell it for money. Vee are after it, too, but vee need it to make Queen Bean cough up a Belly Belch vorm that she vas forced to eat!

Cork: Now that we've 'eard the right side of things, would you like to learn some techniques in exchange for saving us?

Mario/Luigi:

https://youtu.be/-I50RSN8H1I

Me/Risky: We get to learn new moves!

Mordecai/Rigby (from out of nowhere):

https://youtu.be/sg7X-BMSe5c

Me: (sighs) I like those guys.

Cask:

https://youtu.be/IrCbRhAwSko

As I was saying, behind Chucklehuck Woods is a sanctuary where the Chuckola Reserve lies! Getting to it will not be easy.

Me: These two can jump on enemies and smash rocks to bits! Vee haff spare hammers made by Sledge and Mallet back at Hoohoo Mountain. (Me and Risky bring out two spare Hammers)

Mario: When did-a you get those?!

Me: Vee got them vhen you vere making your vay over to the Beanbean Castle Knight. Vee also had a spare Hoohoo Block as a souvenir from our vacation to this kingdom. Anyvays, our lightsabers can vait until the battle vith Cackletta. For now, it's...

https://youtu.be/l80_R2HvXIU

Mario and the other five:

https://youtu.be/0RAlPeBRS60

(After learning the moves and acquiring the Bros./Couple moves in battle...)

Me: (Sniffs the rich Chucklehuck air) Ah... Vhat beautiful scenery.

(Three Chuckola Fruits drop and reveals themselves as Pestnuts.)

Me: Alright, Risky. According to my research, if you hit them vith your hammer, vee get the first attack and their Speed stat vill decrease as vell... SKREEK!

Risky: Very well. (Hits a Pestnut with her hammer, a battle initiates)

Me: As you can see, the Speed stat has been lowered. (Hits a random rock after the battle, green and red scrolls appear out of the rubble)

https://youtu.be/0IfU2thyljA

I remember these scrolls! They're for the Swing Bros. and Cyclone Bros. techniques! Vith these, vee vill be able to turn it into the Swing Couple and Cyclone Couple! Let's show Mario and Luigi!

Mario: Show us-a what?!

Me: Check this out! (Holds up both scrolls)

Luigi: The Cyclone and Swing Bros. techniques! Where did-a you find-a that?!

Me: This rock here! (Reads the Cyclone Bros. scroll, hands it to Luigi)

Risky: (Reads the Swing Bros. scroll, hands it to Mario)

Mario: But I can't-a help but-a wonder one-a thing... Who put-a both these scrolls inside-a that rock-a?

Me: I know two people who helped out... For a price.

https://youtu.be/P8JWQLYu9xg

(Flashback of Wario and Waluigi placing the scrolls under the rock and me paying them in one sack of coins each for the good deed they did)

Me: Excellent. You placed the scrolls under the rock. Here is your payment: vun sack of gold coins... EACH.

Waluigi: We're-a rich, Bro!

Wario: Mineminemineminemineminemine!

Me: Now don't blow all those coins in vun place! You might vant to haff some left over! Just some financial advice!

(Flashback ends)

Risky: Antasma! You there?

Me:

https://youtu.be/ICAtmSeW_uY

Yeah... I'm here, sweetheart. Hold up... A huge tree?

???????????: (Awakens) Halt!

Me:

https://youtu.be/9TjkAR2Sur4

Chuckleroot: I am the Chuckleroot, guardian of Chucklehuck Woods. You four are after the Chuckola Reserve. To get access to the area where it lies, you must find all three Chuckola Fruit colors: Red, White and Purple.

Me: Mario Bros., you get the Red Chuckola Fruit. Me and Risky vill get the White and Purple variations!

(After Risky and I got the White and Purple Chuckola fruits...)

Me: Vhere are... (Sees a Wiggler running while crying) Here. Haff some fruit. (Pulls out an orange)

Wiggler: Thanks. Wiggler was beaten up by two men in overalls.

Me: You mean Mario and Luigi? They just needed to get the Red Chuckola Fruit.

Wiggler: Wiggler understands. Thanks for the orange, by the way. In fact, I feel like flying! (Starts glowing)

https://youtu.be/nsrR0oMY9Ws

Me/Risky: Holy... It's a Pokemon reference!

Mario: What are-a you two-- (Sees the scene going on in front of us) Wow! I've never seen this-a before!

Luigi: I've never seen-a this in the flesh!

???????: Yay! I'm a Flutter!

https://youtu.be/9FBNRgO3-30

Thanks, you guys! Now I can go to my family without having to walk!

Me: You're velcome, Flutter. Take care and stay safe. (sighs) *This reminds me of Ash's Caterpie emerging from its Metapod body and turning into Butterfree... Good times.*

Risky: Antasma! Antasma, are you there?

Me: Huh?

https://youtu.be/ICAtmSeW_uY

Yeah, I'm just reminiscing over some good times in the old Pokemon episodes...

??????: Yeah! We were waiting for a doof group to open the way! Thanks, suckers!

Me: You two! Alright, guys! Let's get after those fuckers!

(TO BE CONTINUED...)