(Me, Luigi, Mario, and Risky land in random places. Risky lands on her feet and I land in the above picture's pose. Luigi gets up and calls for Mario, only to find his brother is lodged in the ground. Luigi pulls Mario out, only to be stomped on accidentally. Mario doesn't know Luigi is under his feet until he pops out of the ground. After getting through border patrol, we get a Beanbean Map and find Bowser stuck inside a cannon, facedown. I start cracking up at the sight.)

Me: Heh-heh, serffs him right for his betrayal! (Gets punched by Risky) OW! Vhat vas that for?!

Risky: We have to get him out of there, Antasma! (Faces Mario) Mario! Can you try jumping?

Mario: It's-a worth a shot! (Jumps on Bowser, the cannon makes a perfect 180 turn)

Bowser: Hey, guys! Great timing! I could use a hand here! I'm kinda... Stuck.

Me: Vee can see that... Haff you considered losing veight? SKREEK!

Bowser: Keep your diet jokes to yourself, you flappy bat! Just get me outta here!

(Just then, something drops down and laughs. Enter Tolstar, the terror of Stardust Fields!)

Tolstar: Could it be that Bowser, the so-called Koopa King, has fallen into my cannon? How amusing! 

Bowser: Who DARES insult me so?!?

Tolstar: The name's Tolstar, and I am the king of Stardust Fields! I've heard about your fame, but now that I look at you, you're shorter than I expected! And fatter, too!

Bowser: (Thinks) When I get outta this cannon, you're DEAD!

Tolstar: You want me to get him out?! Then pay in all of your coins! And as an added bonus, I'll keep this incident a secret!

Me: You sunnuffa bitch!

Mario: Eh, all right-a! Here's all 116 of our-a coins-a!

Me: I bet you he's going to calculate it to just 10 coins, Mario! Vee are in the Beanbean Kingdom now! SKREEYEESH!

Mario: I'll take-a that-a bet! If he DOES calculate its currency to less, then-a you both will learn all of-a the techniques we two plumbers-a learn-a! 

Me: And if he calculates it to more, I vill pay for your stuff vith the money vee vill gain in this adventure! After all, I haff been money vise recently!

Tolstar: The exchange rate today for 116 Mushroom coins is... 10 Beanbean coins! Gather 100 more Beanbean coins from this area, and I'll keep this a secret, as well as help Bowser! (Jumps and activates a bridge)

Me: Vhat did I tell you, Mario? But, regardless if I lost or vun the bet, I vould haff STILL paid for the items! That's the kind of person I am now!

Luigi: You'll pay for our stuff?!

https://youtu.be/_4EKiLbdF0s

Risky: I'll help, as well!

Mario: Thank-a you both-a so much-a! I knew it-a was a good idea to-a bring you two along-a!

(After getting 3/4 of the coins required, we run into the Soldier Bros.!)

Red Soldier: Green Soldier, the shooting stars we just witnessed were possibly an alien bombardment! In the name of the Soldier Bros., we'll find this alien scum and make them rue the day!

(Mario stands on Luigi's shoulders, and Risky stands on mine.)

Green Soldier: (Takes out his telescope, sees me and Luigi) My red brother, I see two unknown entities! One is in green and the other has on a gray hoodie!

Red Soldier: (Takes out his telescope, sees Risky and Mario) Sighting confirmed! But I see not a green and hooded duo, but a red and hot duo! We must get visual contact, on the double!

https://youtu.be/yKZYFIwt6N8

Red Soldier: It's the Mario Bros! (Notices me and Risky) ...Wait, who are you two?

Green Soldier: Hold up! Tinkerbat Couple sighted!

Me: (Salutes) Sir, vee are vith Mario and Luigi, sir!

(One explanation lay-tair...)

Red Soldier: (To the Mario Bros.) Her Highness' voice was stolen?! We'll teach you how to perform Bros. Attacks! (Turns towards me and Risky) As for you two... Your time has come!

Mario: Hold-a up, both of-a you! We made a little bet, and we-a promised them they'd learn-a the moves-a we learned...

Green Soldier: Mario, I know about that little bet you made with Antasma. And I'm willing to let them learn the moves we are about to teach you. (Turns to his red-clad comrade) They made a bet, so let's honor the bet that they made, my red brother.

(160 coins later...)

Tolstar: You now have 235 Beanbean coins! I'll be taking 100 from that!

Bowser: Finally! Lemme outta here!

Tolstar: You want me to help you?! Who said I'd do THAT crap?!

Bowser: You swindling piece of shit!

Me/Risky: (Ignites both of our lightsabers) You son of a bitch!

Tolstar: You four immigrants! SCRAM!

(One battle lay-tair...)

Tolstar: (Lays there)

Green Soldier: You, sir, have been griping for quite some time! (Lights the cannon's fuse)

Bowser: Mario Bros! Antasma! Skull chick! You gotta get Princess Peach's voice back! It's up to you four now! (Gets launched)

(We exit Stardust Fields.)

Me: Finally, no more military stuff! I vas beginning to crack under the pressure! SKREEP!

Risky: I'm surprised they even taught both of us, sweetheart!

(We start to make our way through the Hoohoo Mountain, when...)

???:

https://youtu.be/m5Y2xx6sCJY

Me/Risky/Mario/Luigi:

https://youtu.be/9TjkAR2Sur4

(TO BE CONTINUED...)