Once, there was a girl named Mariana. She had many friends, but she was very lonely. All her friends had crushes. Was she destined to be alone? Then- wait. What's that in the distance? That, light. It's so almighty. Mariana walks towards it, amazed. Then she sees it- A waffle iron. It's so beautiful, it's prescience makes her blush. She stares romantically into its eyes- wait, waffle irons don't have eyes..

*cough*
She stares at its shiny metal lid, and opens it only to find its gorgeous iron, ready for use. Mariana realizes it's love at first sight.

She looks romantically at it, and picks it up. She was finally not alone.

The end.