"Where is Mr.Potter, Miss Evans?"
"No idea but Professor but let's all take this time and hope to Merlin that the giant squid has eaten him when nobody was looking."
— Third year Lily Evans, owning everything.

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"I want lily to look at me the way Sirius looks at himself."
— James, probably

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Sirius Black trying to convince James Potter to name his firstborn child 'Bambi'

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If Remus and Sirius heard Harry when he was like, "My dad didn't strut." They would've doubled over laughing tbh.