Remus: Have you heard from Sirius?
Lily: I'm sure everything's fine. I left him with James.
Remus: No offense,Lily, but those two sentences don't go together.

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Remus: *on the Gryffindor table*
Where's Prongs?
Remus: *puts his hands as a microphone* SIRIUS BLACK IS A SNOBBISH AND COCKY PUREBLOOD AND IS THE WORST FRIEND EVER.
James and Regulus: *in sync, one on the other side of the gryffindor table, one on the slytherin one, standing up.* WHO THE HELL SAID THAT????!!!!
James and Regulus: *staring at each other*
Remus: That's not what I expected.