zohaven says, "I HAVE BEEN NEGLECTING THIS. TO SIGNIFY MY RETURN, I HAVE A WHOLE LIST OF DARES!!
-Insert evil laughter here-
Okay, okay, you all must complete these dates in one day, or else. I have more people to work with, so the list will hopefully be longer.
Now! On to the actual dare part. *Rubs hands together with intense look of evil*
1. To REMUS. You must adopt a dozen kittens and tell Sirius that you favor kittens over dogs. Then let the kittens loose and have them 'attack' Sirius. Then tell him it was a dare.
2. To JAMES and LILY. Go to Hogsmeade. Together. On a date. Because Jily.
3. To REMUS and SIRIUS. You must follow Jily on their date, and take pictures.
4. To SNAPE. You must confess your eternal love to Sirius. Flirt with him. In front of Remus because reasons.
5. To LILY. Tell Sirius that James admitted he likes Sirius. Tell Remus that Sirius admitted he likes James. Do not say this is a dare, this will come into play later on.
6. To SIRIUS and JAMES. Go on a date.
7. To SIRIUS. After the date, go to confess your (actually real this time) eternal love for Moony. Tell him everything was a dare. (Because insane fangirl who loves Wolfstar hurt/comfort.)
8. To SIRIUS and REMUS. MAKE UP SNOGGING.
9. To JAMES. You must take pictures of them. Send the pictures to them, but make it look like they are from Snape.
Okay, now, besides the shipping dares, we have ACTUAL NORMAL DARES FOR ONCE.
10. To JAMES. Copy all of Remus's notes. Then burn the originals. Do not give him the copies, but do tell him it was a dare. Leave the copies on his bed for him to find later.
11. To LILY. Turn James's hair muliple neon colors.
12. To SIRIUS and JAMES. Just tell each other how much you appreciate each other in a very soppy way.
13.  To LILY and REMUS. Prank James and Sirius.
14. I SHALL BE BACK, SO BE WARY.
I think that's it. Please, please, /please/ do not ask me where did came from. I don't know."

Phoenix takes them each into a room privately and tells them their dares.

Remus: Do I Siriusly have to adopt a dozen kitties? But I like dogs better! *seeing that Phoenix's animagus form is a cat* No offense, Phoenix.

Phoenix: No offense taken.

Remus and Phoenix: *apparate back with a dozen kittens*

Phoenix: Come on, Rem, do it!

Remus: *rolls eyes* Fine. And only Sirius can call me that.

Remus walks into Sirius's room, holding tons of kittens in his hands.

Remus: *walks up to Sirius*

Sirius: WHAT THE F*CK??

Remus: Look who I just welcomed home!

Sirius: Then I'm moving- oh sh*t. We go to Hogwarts together. *rolls eyes* I'm moving to Hogsmeade.

Remus: Ooh! Cats are so much better than dogs, don't you think?

Sirius: *glares at Remus*

The kittens attack Sirius because Sirius smells like a dog.

Sirius: *screaming* REMUS JOHN LUPIN, GET THE F*CKING CATS OUT OF MY HAIR!

Remus: *laughing* It was a dare, Pads.

Sirius: Thank GOD. *hugs Remus* You're lucky, Moony, or else I'd murder you.

Remus: *laughing*

James and Lily to go Hogsmeade for their date, James excited and Lily hiding her excitement with a scowl. Remus and Sirius follow them on their date under the Invisibility cloak and take pictures.

James: *trying to grab Lily's hand*

Sirius: *takes a picture*

Lily: *slaps James*

James: You're finally going out with me!

Remus: *takes a picture*

James: *hears the camera noise* *takes the Invisibility cloak off of Sirius and Remus* D*MMIT, PADFOOT! And F*CK, MOONY!

Sirius: Not yet, James. Not yet.

James: *glares*

Lily: *laughs*

The date ends. Severus walks up to Sirius.

Severus: Sirius Orion Black, I have loved you since I first laid eyes on you—

Sirius: *slaps Severus* Shut up, Snivelly!

Severus: *rolls eyes*

Remus: *hides his smile*

Severus: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Remus: *clears his throat* Don't mess with my man, Severus, I'm sorry. He's taken.

Severus: That was a f*cking dare! *walks off*

Remus: Oh. Sorry, Severus!

Lily walks up to Sirius's dorm room, making sure James and Remus aren't there.

Sirius: Why are you in the boys' dorm?

Lily: Oh. James admitted that he likes you.

Sirius: *smiles* He's my best friend! Of course!

Lily: I mean like-like. *smirks*

Sirius: Oh. Okay?

Lily walks over to Remus in the library.

Remus: Hey, Lils.

Lily: Hey. I have something bad to tell you.

Remus: Sirius. Is he alright? *stands up*

Lily: *sadly* Sirius admitted he likes James.

Remus: *heart drops*

Lily: Sorry, Moony.

Remus: It's alright, Lils, thanks for telling me the truth. *wipes a couple tears from his eyes*

Remus and Lily hug for a long while, Remus not realizing this was a dare.

Remus: *pulling away* Thank you.

Lily: *hiding her smirk* That's what friends are for.

Sirius and James go on a date. Phoenix pushes them to Hogsmeade.

Sirius: Why are we doing this? This girl messes with my boyfriend and—

James: I like you, Sirius. *smirking*

Phoenix: This is just a dare, hold hands and sh*t.

James and Sirius have a "date" in the Three Broomsticks. Remus and Lily sit on the other end of the Three Broomsticks, talking stuff out. Remus's eyes land on Sirius.

Remus: *heartbroken* I better go. *leaves with Lily*

Remus camps out at Hagrid's place.

Hagrid: Wha you doin here, Remus?

Remus: My boyfriend loves someone else. I'm not weak, I promise. I just need a distraction. I can't face him.

Lily and Phoenix: *realize they've taken this too far*

Sirius and James both get up from the Three Broomsticks and run towards Hagrid's place.

Sirius: *heartbroken* *knocks on the door*

Hagrid: *answers* Er... no one here?

James: Let us in, Hagrid. We need to talk to our friend.

Hagrid: *gives up*

Remus: *wiping tears off his eyes*

Sirius: Moony.

Remus: *starts crying even more* We're done. I'm sorry, but I don't think we should be together if you cheated on me.

Sirius: *puckers his lips* *starts crying* Moony.

Remus: *crying* I can't face you, Sirius.

Sirius: Remus John Lupin, listen to me.

Remus: *stands still* *nods*

Sirius: Remus John Lupin, I have loved you since the moment I first met you. I will always love you, and let's not let our crazy dares get in the way of our relationship. This was all one huge dare.

Remus: *smiles*

Sirius: Moony, will you be my boyfriend?

Remus: *nods* Of course. Sorry, Padfoot. *hugs Sirius*

Sirius: *hugs back*

Remus: *kisses Sirius*

Sirius: *kisses back*

Hagrid and James: Awww! So sweet!

Phoenix: WOLFSTAR!

Lily: *smiles*

Wolfstar pulls away from their kiss.

Remus: I f*cking hate you, Lily.

Lily: *laughs*

Sirius: NO! HATE THE SCARY READER!

Remus: *nods*

Lily and Phoenix: Sorry, guys.

Phoenix: You have to make up snogging!

Remus and Sirius: *smile* *snog*

James: *takes pictures*

Remus and Sirius: *pulls away*

James's owl comes with the pictures that look like they're from Snape.

Sirius: STUPID SNIVELLY!

Remus: Sirius, don't call him that.

Sirius: *rolls eyes* Only for you.

They all walk back to the dorms. James makes copies of Remus's notes and burns the originals.

Remus: *walks over to James* YOU'RE BURNING MY NOTES! PRONGS!

James: *remembers he left the copies on Remus's bed* It was a dare: *smirks*

Remus: D*MMIT, PRONGS!

Lily turns James's hair into the LGBT+ flag.

James: I like the flag, just not on my hair.

Remus and Sirius: *cheering*

Lily: *smirking*

James: D*MMIT, EVANS!

Lily: *laughing*

Lily and Remus enter the library.

Lily: How should we prank James and Sirius?

Remus: *sees McGonnagal*

Lily: *smirks*

Phoenix: You know you could just use me, right?

Remus: *shakes head* Sirius's your twin. He recognizes your animagus form.

Phoenix: *nods*

Remus: Hey, Professor McGonnagal, will you help us in a prank?

McGonnagal: What type of foolish stuff do you plan?

Remus: Turn into a cat to prank Sirius!

McGonnagal: *smiles* Alright, Remus, Lily, Phoenix.

Remus and Lily: *smirk*

Phoenix: *smiles*

McGonnagal turns into a cat. Remus and Lily walk over to James and Sirius with McGonnagal in their arms.

Remus: GUESS WHAT, SIRIUS??

Sirius: NOT A CAT! *walks in and sees McGonnagal as a cat* *screams* NOOOO!

James: *groans* Not a cat.

Lily: Yes, Potter, it's a freaking cat.

James: *groans* Hey, Evans? I will allow you to keep the cat if you go out with me!

Lily: *rolls eyes* No.

The cat turns back into McGonnagal.

Sirius and James: *in shock*

Remus, Lily, and Phoenix: *laughing*

McGonnagal: Perfect prank, Remus, Lily. 20 points to Gryffindoor.

The Gryffindoors: *cheer*

Phoenix: *rolls eyes*

McGonnagal: And 20 points to Hufflepuff.

Phoenix: *cheers*

Have any more questions for us? Comment them here.

Have any more dares for us? Comment them here.

For the love of god, don't mess with Wolfstar any more! They've had enough of torture already!

Mischief Managed.
~Phoenix.