Sirius: (what James thinks he's doing) *trying to get James to kiss a pig*
Sirius: (what he's actually doing) *trying to get him one-on-one with Lily to get them to dance*

Sirius: *is teaching about the American civil war*
Sirius: *shows the Captain America: Civil War trailer*

Sirius: *figures out how to make knockout gas during health class*

Peter trips over so many things and is so clumsy that whenever someone in the group does something clumsy they refer to it as 'pulling a Peter.'

Remus:  *goes to bed early to get up early the next day*
Remus: *ends up staying up until midnight reading*
Remus: *wakes up early the next day anyway*

Sirius: *gets out of bed and runs up stairs because he heard bohemian rhapsody*

Remus: "Don't run down a slippery, muddy hill!  You'll fall!"
Sirius: *ignores him*
Sirius: *falls*

Sirius: Did it look cultish?
Peter: *nods vigorously*
Remus: Kind of.

James: I dissected an evil carrot today.
Remus: Why?
James: It was staring at me.