Okay story time xD

So I was scrolling through Pinterest, and this came across meh feed

And I started laughing hysterically.

So I had to go show it to my mom, who reads the actual printed versions of said books (but not 50 shades thank god).

And we were talking about how the whole 'Book to Movie' thing had jumped from Twilight (Ewwww) to 50 Shades (double ewwww)

So we were sitting there, trying to figure out how we jumped from sparkly vampires who didn't want to hurt anyone (I don't actually know anything about Twilight so don't hate me please) to ... whatever the hell 50 Shades is.

'Scuse my French.

And I opened my mouth.

And I made a mistake.

I...

Might have possibly...

Called the vamps from Twilight...

The 21st Century's unicorns.

'Cause they sparkle.

And they only have one thing on their mind... I guess?

I don't know.

And yeah.

Okay, it's not as funny when I write it down, but it's still kinda funny, right?

Right?!?!