hi, yes, I miss doing these & my head is full of Grossi.
so, this is me bringing back the ole incorrect quotes, and without further adieu

Abby: Hey, do you have a bag that I can borrow?
David: The only bags that I have are the ones under my eyes, and they're specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence.
Abby: Literally all you had to say was no.

Abby: *pulls the shower curtain back*
Abby: Are we— David, stop screaming, it's just me— are we out of Cheetos?

David: How do Morgan and Prentiss usually get out of these messes?
Abby: They don't. They just make a bigger mess that cancels out the first out.

Abby: Can you do me a favor?
David: I would literally cover up a murder you committed, plant my DNA at the scene, and take the blame for it if you asked me too.
Abby: . . . can you do the dishes?
David: No

Hotch: Dave, I don't know what's so interesting on your phone, but this is an important meeting and I need you to concentrate.
Abby, the one sending memes non stop through the meeting: Yeah, David, grow up.

Ryann: Is a four a lot?
David: Depends on the context. Dollars? No. Murders? Yes.

Abby: You're an idiot.
David: I'm your idiot *pointing to the wedding ring* FOREVER!

David: What are you doing right now?
Abby: Helping Pen look for the bag of M&Ms I ate an hour ago.

Abby: This food is too hot, I can't eat it.
David: You're hot, but I still eat you.
Ryann, slamming her textbook: ONE DINNER!
Hotch, across the table: ONE PEACEFUL DINNER IS ALL WE ASK FOR!

David, throwing his head into Abby's lap & looking up: Amore, tell me I'm pretty.
Abby, lovingly stroking his hair: You're pretty f*cking annoying, that's what you are.

Will, to JJ: I love laying my head on your chest when you're sleeping so I can hear you breathe.
Abby, to David: I recorded you snoring so you can hear how loud you are, and why I can't f*cking sleep.

in other news, Grossi is still extra as hell and I love that for them. thanks for coming to my TedTalk