Okay so I recently promised (as in 20 seconds ago) that I'd post some pictures of my Vacation, so here they are, with commentary.

Cactice. Only one in the area. Much special. Yes, I know how to spell cactus.

TeeHee limes. Now that guy from the vine May not have enough money for chicky nuggies, but he's got enough for a lime.

Blue Ridge Mountains

Charleston, West Virginia's capitol.

Drip car. Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeesh.

For some reason there was a strip club

Okay so my very much redneck uncle named this mountain nipple mountain (but use the more inappropriate word).

Beach

We named this pier Pierre and every time we saw it we'd be like "AYO Pierre?"

Sandcastle. We named it LameCastle. After Darkstripe. Because Darkstripe is lame.

And fine, I guess I'll give a few pictures. It's been I think about 4 years since I joined, so all of you who've stuck with me deserve this.

Here are two photos of me from the vacation, again with commentary:

Okay but why do I look like a college junior.

I caught my dad taking pictures of me and I didn't appreciate it.

Yay now all of the ladies can dream up fantasies about me.

Do keep in mind that neither of these pictures show my smile that well, so you can't see how messed up my teeth are (Braces in a week).

And I think I've mentioned somewhere what color my eyes are, so I'll let y'all find that.