Hello folks, and welcome back to the recurring theme of Maple not posting anything because he's lazy!!

Except for this apparently lol.

Okay, so many of you are about to enter the wonderful world of driving, so I thought I'd give you a few tips. By tips I mean do what I fricking say because it's pissing me off when I'm driving.

1. Roundabouts
They really aren't that hard to do, people. Look to your left. See anyone coming? No? THEN GO. YOU'RE CAUSING TRAFFIC ON MY WAY TO SCHOOL.

2. Speed limits
A 40 mph or 50 kph or whatever units you use does not mean to go that speed. Any reasonable cop won't pull you over if you're doing 5 over.
Unless you live in Cali because y'all are a buncha freaks (love you Aunt Patti).

Also, just because the road isn't marked with a speed limit, does not mean it's A NEIGHBORHOOD AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO 30 F***ING MILES AN HOUR. SPECIFICALLY THISE OF YOU THAT LIVE BY ME. AN UNMARKED DIRT ROAD IS 45, AN UNMARKED PAVED ROAD IS 55

3. Getting pulled over/getting in a crash
1st of all, make sure everyone is okay.
2nd of all, NEVER ADMIT GUILT. There are some horrible people out there that will use that to sue you for hundreds of thousands of dollars.

4. Left lane
For those of you that don't know (City of Troy), the left lane is the fast lane. Don't go 10 under in the left lane.

5. Gas (or petrol for you posh Europeans)
I personally recommend filling your gas tank once it reaches below 50%. That makes sure you never run low.

Also, always fill your tires. It saves you so much gas mileage. 30-35 psi works for most cars.

6. Passing
If you ever pass someone going over the speed limit, I hope either someone is in Labor, or your grandpappy Gilbert is dying. Otherwise, disrespectfully rot in Hell.

7. Zip-Tie method
When getting out a crowded parking lot, take turns going. First one person from the left, then one from the right.

8. Don't die
This one's pretty self explanatory, but I know there's some "Tear my life into pieces" emos out there who would happily do it.

Okay bai for no one knows how long