"SHHHHH! She's coming! Everyone in position!" Cali whispered. Every single moment had to be perfect. Our special, tiny friend's birthday was the most exciting thing that had happened all year, and it was extremely important not to mess it up. The birthday girl was nearly here, and the only thing I had contributed, not because I forgot, I just had to grab the present last minute, was a Popit. Nothing could mess this up, not now that the birthday girl was on the other side of the gate...

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY KYA!" We screamed in unison before bursting into the worst choir performing the happy birthday song. I had summoned a LOT of flowers to make this day extra special. I pulled out my phone and started playing the adopt me day theme, it's amazing what my gen 6 phone can do. The Chaos unfolded. Evia, Josa, Cali, Alen, Ethan and Ikasi nearly got slapped when they came to school. It was a jumble of 'GO! QUICK!' and 'OMG! QUICK!' It all pulled together to create the chaos and destruction, a tangle of words that cannot be understood. I had already written part of her Wattpad birthday special event, when she came in and all the practice went down the storm drain. 7 thousand games of handball, thank goodness she had choir or something that day, or we'd be toast. No pun intended. Everyone was quaking, struggling to suppress the adrenaline in their veins.

The birthday went terribly. Everyone kinda forgot about it, until lunch, when Kya was handing out the many lollipops she had brought. That is when I was called into use. My book and I were the strongest duo, threatening spiders was the book's thing, and killing a mosquito by clapping was mine. We saved Kya from about 3 people who wanted another lollipop. Surprising that habits from year 4 can follow you to year 10, like the fact that Lollipops are gross and I would only eat one if I was given it. I'm always hungry. "Hey Kya, what did you get for your birthday?" I expected something strange. "I got older!" She said, then hunching her back pretending to be old.