Hai ...

Hello ...

Let's begin the story ..

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SPL agents were giving training to there cadets ,, as it was the break time ..

Faizi : toh kaise hai janaab ,, married life ..

Karan : confusing ..

Faizi : ( laughs ) kya ??

Karan : haa Jo maine bolna chahtha tha ,,woh khud bol padi ,,agar ayisa hai toh sab ke saath rishtha kyu bana rahi hai ,,jab woh chali jayegi ,,sab ka dil toot Jayega ,,mein toh kehtha hunn woh ek split personality hai ,,kab kaise behave Karthi hai kisi ko nahi patha ...

Faizi : fhilal mujhe tum hare batein samaj mein nahi aare ,, jara bhathayiye ,,kya hua hai ..

Karan explains everything .

Faizi : matlab woh bhi tumhare tarah majhboori mein bina marzi se shadhi ki ??

Karan nods in yes ..

Karan : aur mujhe yeh samaj mein nahi aara woh sab ke saath ithna Gul milke kaise reh lethi hai ..

Just then col batra comes there ..

Col batra : sherghil ,,aaj new employ aari hai ,,she appointed as doctor ,,chalo milwatha hunn usse ,,just then bala fells down and screams in pain and everyone take him to dispensary where new doctor was waiting. 

That doctor was giving treatment to bala and Karan was shocked to see her here ..

( me : humme patha hai sirji aap shock hone wala hai 😛😛)

Bala : doctor madam bahut dard hora hai ..

Dr : its ok kuch nahi hoga ,,bus ek din haath par zhor math padne do ,,Kal subha tak teek hojayegi ..waise tumhara naam kya hai ??

Bala : Mera naam bala hai ,,aur aapka naam ??

Dr : Dr Monami maha...

Someone : Dr Monami Karan sherghil ...

Everyone turns to the side and see param sherghil  in front of them ..

Bala : bade bhaiji aap jaanthey ho Dr madam ko ??

Param : haa bala ,,yeh aur koi nahi Balki tumhara Karan bhaiji ji ki pathni hai ..

All vanar Sena gets happy and  congratulates them ..

Col batra : waise chote sherghil kaise laga mere surprise ??

Karan : ( mutter under the breath ) yeh surprise nahi ,,mere zindagi sabsi badi blunder hai ..

Mrs batra : arey kya aap bhi ,, naya na vela dhulhan ko koi ayisa welcome Kartha hai kya ?? Chalo puttar mere saath ..

( they all went to reception area ,,were decorated for newly married couple's welcome )

Everyone claps and Moran  stood beside each other ..

Karan : ( in mind ) bus Yahi baaki reh gayi thi ghar par toh waise bhi Mann ki shanthi nahi ab yaha par bhi nahi milegi ..

Mo : ( in mind ) mein yaha kyu aayi hunn ,,aur kya Hora hai ,,yeh sab circus Abhi hona hai kya ??

Karan leans to monu and says " tum jaanthey ho na mein yahi par kaam Kartha hunn ,,ek minute tum mujhe follow kar rahi ho ?? kareeb aneki koshish kar rahi ho ??"

Mo : ( still they were close each other ) tum shakal dekha apni ,,mirror mein ,,kaash handsome toh hai nahi ,,shakal toh vampire ki tarah  hai ,,aur body toh hippopotamus ki tarah hai ,,ab koun si ladki tum par fida hojayegi bathav ?? "

Karan : mein hippopotamus hunn ,,tumhe patha hai tum kaisi dikh thi ho ,,raat mein grave yard mein tehalne chudail jaisi dikhthi ho ,, aadi Chehre pei Baal ko dekh kar koi bhi confuse hojayega ki yeh insaan hai ya chudail ..

Mo : mujhe chudail kaha ?? Khud ko dekha kabhi training dethey wakth ,, kuch dher pehle dekhi thi tumhe rope ko chad they huye ,,ek dum bander kaise lagre ho ,, aur jab param bhai ne punishment diya tha na ,,tab toh fhudaktha huva mendak lagraha tha tum .. Billouta kahika ..

Karan : ab ek aur nick name diya na ,,deolali me sabse badi wali kayi ke paas lekar dakka dedunga ,,aur bolunga ki pehle se hi paagal hai ,,amavasya ke din paagal pann dhoure padgeye they ,,aur khud gayi ,, badboli kahiki ,,mendaki ..khud Billi jaisi ho aur mujhe billouta bol rahi hai tu  ..

Param and Faizi who were very close to them who are hearing all this cursing there fate to hear all this .

Param to Faizi ( whispering ) : mujhe pehli baar patha chala ki Hindi mein itne sare gaaliya ho they hai ..

Faizi : humare toh halat karaab hori hai ,, kuch dher aur sunliya toh mere kaan se khoon nikal ayega ,,plz kuch kariye ..

Just then Mrs batra shouts ..Diskouw everyone sees her shockingly ..

Mrs batra : ab yeh math sochna ki mein ayisa kyu chillaya ..

Faizi : aaj pehli baar aapke chillane ki awaaz  mujhe violin ki tarah sunayi dera hai ..

Mrs batra : mein samja nahi ,,lekin yeh sab Chodo ,,hum pehle nayi couple ko congratulate karthey ,, happy married life to Mr and Mrs sherghil ..

Everyone starts clapping along with them Karan also starts clapping but Monami stops him ..

Mo : Paagal ho gaye ho ,,woh humare liye clap kar rahe hai ,, meri izzat ka faluda math banav ..

Karan : tum mere zindagi mein aake ek din hogayi hai toh mera yeh halat hogayi ,,patha nahi zindagi bhar kaise jhelunga ??

Mrs batra : arey tumhara hi biwi hai Karan ,, baad mein baath karlena ,,isliye khathey hai shadhi ke baad kuch din tak kaam pei nahi jana chahiye ,, ab dekho sare log tum dono disturb Karengey ..

Karan : kya farak padtha hai ma'am ,, ab toh har jagah isse ko dekna hai ghar mein academy mein  ,,( under the breath ) iski bus chale toh Sapna mein bhi bhoot banke ayegi bhuthni kahiki ...

Mrs batra : awwww ,, kithna pyaar Kartha hai apni biwi se ..

Mo : ( in mind ) pyaar aur mujse ?? Agar inke bus chale toh sab ke saamney mere gala dabakar maardega ,,woh toh param bhai se dartha hai isliye ,, chup hai varna mahadev ki tarah thandav karega yeh khadoos ..

Param : ok aaj lunch humare tharaf se ,,Dilbaghji sab ready hai ??

Dilbaghji  : haa sab ready hai puttar ..

Everyone eat the food ,, lekin Moran were shooting draggers on each other ..

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Evening

Monami completed her first day in SAF ,, Faizi comes to there  ..

Faizi : Bhabhi jaan ,,kaisa laga aapka first day ..

Mo : horrible ..

Faizi : ( laugh ) dono ek type ka hi hai .

Mo : hunn ??

Faizi : kuch nahi bhabhi jaan ..

Mo : Faizi ,,ek baath bolu ??

Faizi : haa boliye ..

Mo : mujhe na Monami hi bhulav ,,Bhabhi jaan toh ayisa lagra hai ki aunty types ladki hunn ..

Faizi : hahaha ok Monami tsunami ..

Everyone completes there day and went to there respective places ..

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Next days ..

As usual monu sleeps up on Karan shoulder ..

Karan : iski toh roj roj yahi hotha ,, mere kande takiya samaj kar rakha hai ( shouts ) rani Sahiba ...

Mo :( with a jerk ) kya hogaya ,,kya
hogaya ,, koi emergency case hai kya ??

Karan : haa emergency hai ,,agar roj roj ayisa chalthi naa ,, mere kandha tumhara permanent takiya hojayegi ..

Mo :( with puppy face )  sorry ,,actually mein aur koel room share karthey they ,,aur mein uske saath ayisa hi soya huva Karthi thi isliye aadat hogayi ..

Seeing her puppy face he didn't said anything and left to washroom ..

As like before day monu freshen up first and goes to kitchen and came back with coffee ,, but to her surprise door was slightly closed ,,she knocks the door ..from inside Karan ..

Karan : its ok ,, tumhe knock Kaneki koi jarurat nahi hai ,,mein hi washroom mein change karunga ..

She didnt say anything and put the cup on table ..

Karan : ( making faces ) fhirse coffee ..

He sips some of it. 

Karan : yeh toh Chai hai ..

( a small smile comes on his face but he immediately shrugged it off )

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dinning table. .

Param : chote ,,aaj se  Monami aur tum ek saath parakram ayenge ,,aur wapas Aathey wakth lekar aana. 

Karan : mein rani Sahiba ki personal driver nahi hunn ..

Param : ( raising eyebrows ) rani Sahiba ??

Monu didn't says anything and ran to kitchen. .

Karan : mera hogaya hai ,,mein jaraha hunn ..

He also escapes from there ..

Parkha ( param + bharkha ) smiles by seeing this ...

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Outside of house. .

Karan was waiting for Monami in jeep ..

Karan : yeh ladkiyon ko ithna time kyu lagti hai thayyar hone ,,aakhir dikhthey toh chudail jaisi hai naa ..

Just then monu comes there ..

Mo : tum sach mein mujhe lekar Jane wale ho ??

Karan : ( with extra sugary smile ) of course mere pass koi option bhi toh nahi hai ..

Mo : ( irritated face ) tum ithna smile kyu kar rahe ho ??

Karan : ( smile ) ek baar bina mudke upar dekho ,, samaj Javogi ..

She sees towards upside with corner of her eyes where parkha were seeing them happyly ,, Monami understand the situation and sat beside Karan ..

Karan points towards seat belt,, but she didn't understand it ,, irritatingly he puts seat belt to her and left to parakram ,, after some time Karan stops jeep and says Monami to get down .

Karan : yaha se taxi aur auto rickshaw milthey hai ,,academy Pahunch jana ,,aur haa batra sir ko late aane wale bilkul pasand nahi ..

Saying this he left from there ..

Monu : ( angryly ) khadoos sherghil iski badla nahi lungi naa meri naam Monami Karan sherghil nahi hai ,,( hits her fore head ) paagal kudh ka naam uske saath kyu jhod rahi hai ..

Seeing her antics in mirror Karan smiles to himself ...

So thats it for today ,, I hope you like it ,, so abhi bhi in dono ke beech mein hate chemistry chal raha hai ,,dekhne yeh pyaar mein kaise badal jaathi hai ..

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