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best bros

sena
so

sol(ar)
what now bitch

sleeping suga
you tell her sol!!

best boy
what

when did this happen

sleeping suga
#solforpresident

sol(ar)
since sena has jimin, i have suga

sena
ur weird

sol(ar)
ok

didn't ask

anyway bananas are gross and please help me i'm hanging out sena against my will

rap monsta
why?

sol(ar)
Hey

rap monsta
hey?

sol(ar)
How do you deal with Sena?

jungkook sucks
and the caps are back!

rap monsta
i just ignore her

sol(ar)
Omg, I should try that!

Thanks :)

rap monsta
you're welcome

sena
this bitch really just ran away from me

jungkook sucks
LOL

worldwide handsome (after me)
lots of love?

huh?

best boy
bitch you're dumb

worldwide handsome (after me)
doesnt LOL mean lots of love?

or does it mean something else??

is that why my friend stopped hanging out with me?

sol(ar)
wait

what

worldwide handsome (after me)
my friends dog died and i said LOL, meaning
lots of love and he just blocked me

what does LOL mean?

best boy
no one tell him

rap monsta
wasn't planning on it

sleeping suga
i will control my temptations

j-hope <3
jin is so dumb

how did you graduate school

sena
he bribed the teachers duh

hes rich famous and hot

worldwide handsome (after me)
worldwide handsome, you know?

rap monsta
yeah we know jin

besto friendo
guys i cant pass this level of mario kart

suga's constantly beating me

sleeping suga
hahahaha

besto friendo
why are you looking at me like that

please stop

no

im actually scared

worldwide handsome (after me)
who is playing that pretty woman song

jungkook sucks
me

worldwide handsome (after me)
what is the name of that song i forgot it

best boy
idk but it goes hard

j-hope <3
guys the toilet wont flush

what do i do

rap monsta
what the fuck

did you break the toilet again?

j-hope <3
no........

sena
get a bigger toilet

rap monsta
what a great idea, sena!

stupid bitch

sena
DONT STPUD BITCH ME RAP MONSTER

sol(ar)
ur all ugly

also i think im lost idk where i am

j-hope <3
help??

best boy
i am NOT going anywhere near the toilet

ur on ur own hobi

j-hope <3
i dont wanna fix the toilet

can we call for help

sol(ar)
nvm i know where i am

j-hope <3
wait the toilet is fixed nvm

rap monsta
everyone leave the toilet alone for a few moments

besto friendo
we do that anyways

j-hope <3
i want to get new friends

sena
j-hope u such at lying

u love us all

j-hope <3
the heart wants what it wants

or something like that

sol(ar)
the dumplings smell so good

i think i might have some

sena
can u buy me some?

sol(ar)
no fuck u

sleeping suga
im actually really hungry

sol(ar)
ill buy u as much as u want, suga

sleeping suga
cool

sol(ar)
ugh i love suga hes such an icon

jungkook sucks
what about me?

sol(ar)
ugh i guess

since ur so needy :|

jungkook sucks
ur the needy one

besto friendo
jungkook stop lying

you're the needy one

jungkook sucks
literally shut up

besto friendo
??

jungkook sucks
im sorry

please

besto friendo
i dont want to fight with you again

jungkook sucks
neither :(

besto friendo
wanna play mario kart?

jungkook sucks
i love you more than life, kim taehyung

rap monsta
i cannot stand anyone anymore

i hate everyone in the world

sol(ar)
even me?

rap monsta
yeah

sol(ar)
IM

sol(ar) left the conversation

rap monsta
NOT AGAIN

sena
its fine im with her right now

shes stuffing her face angrily

would send photo but sol would probably
cut me in half so maybe not, sorry!

jungkook sucks
damn i wanted some more blackmail material

sena
yeah im cutting off ur supply

ur too addicted

jungkook sucks
wth

sena
#sorrynotsorry

ok gonna pay attention to sol for once

sorry everyone

shes glaring at me

just threatened to kill me

oh no shes holding a knife

gtg

sleeping suga
i taught her well

best boy
suga's literally insane

j-hope <3
what was that loud bang

best boy
i think i shit my pants

idk

worldwide handsome (after me)
HELP

THE TOILET EXPLODED

I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO

IT SMELLS LIEK SHIT

j-hope <3
do u ever listen jin?

worldwide handsome (after me)
NO???

I WAS ABOUT TO PISS MY PANTS

I HAD TO GO

rap monsta
there's always the option of watering the plants, jin

worldwide handsome (after me)
LAST TIME THAT HAPPENED I GOT MOSQUITO BITES EVERYWHERE

j-hope <3
ur cleaning it up

worldwide handsome (after me)
THERES LITERALLY NO TOILET

WHAT DO YOU MEAN

besto friendo
im a furry

jungkook sucks
we know

besto friendo
jungkook is in love with me

jungkook sucks
we know

besto friendo
WOOF WOOF

rap monsta
i want food

sleeping suga
me too

best boy
wait let me finish this level

im almost there

SUGA WTF

sleeping suga
you're in my way

best boy
YOU CAN HAVE THE OTHER SIDE???

sleeping suga
no

this is my side

best boy
I JUST LOST THE BOSS LEVEL

WHAT THE FUCK

IM SO PISSED RN I COULD CRY

sleeping suga
ok

best boy
FUCK YOU

best boy left the conversation

worldwide handsome (after me)
GUYS THE TOILET IS STILL BROKEN??

j-hope <3
can we get chinese takeout tonight

so i can send a photo to sol

and tease her about rm

rap monsta
what about me?

and yes

j-hope <3
oh nothing

she liked ur math tutoring

rap monsta
oh yeah i had no idea what i was doing

j-hope <3
fuck i need to pee

jin is the toilet fixed

worldwide handsome (after me)
WE. HAVE. NO. TOILET.

j-hope <3
oh okay

the plants are looking dry anyways

no one look

jungkook sucks
guys taehyung is hissing and trying to bite me

what do i do

rap monsta
im ordering chinese takeout what do yall want

besto friendo
HISSS HISSS

WOOF WOOF

rap monsta
they don't have hamburgers, v

pick something else

besto friendo
HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

rap monsta
wtf......

sleeping suga
namjoon, hobi and jin are having a dance battle

rap monsta
ask them what they want for dinner

besto friendo
NEIGH

jungkook sucks
why is he galloping around the house