Question:

"If I start my #NaNoWriMo2017 today, and write 5K words a day, I can still make it, can't I?"

Answer: YES, YOU CAN!!!

The compulsive 'git it done' voice in my head says:

Okay, so this is a little harsh but at least she baked for him... I have to bake for myself... Hmmm... Cookies? Cupcakes? Pie?

It is so hard to get going today, I just need a little kick-start. 

Maybe not...

Just trying to have a normal day here...

The voice quotes:

Sighhhhh....

Okay, confession time; my inner voice and I are having a bit of tiff today.  Here I am in the final 2K of my #NaNoWriMo AND I am exactly on schedule for my 2.5k to 3k/dayx20days plan.... AND I DON'T FEEL LIKE WRITING ANYTHING; NUTHIN', NADA, NILL. 

 What do I feel like doing? I dunno... Maybe math?

Uh, YEAaaaaHHH, Not Math... Something else... Let's check the Inspiration List.

1.  TDM though my coffee cup said "specialized wiener carrier" then we went outside to catch chickens.

2. I hit my head while chasing the aforementioned chickens.

3.  Ohhh research, my favorite way to waste time, erherm, I mean broaden my mind:

4. Stares at minionettes... they notice and stare back, then shrug and go back to YouTube. 

           Observation: Minionettes like fuzzy blankets and Do Not Laugh memes on the first day of holiday break. Thinks their mama is a weirdo, confirms life is normal in their world.

5. I have notebooks full... although I do like the word pumpernickel... and it taste good too.

6. Netflix needs to add more stuff...

7. Jennyni20 Epic Music, PandoraJourney, HDSounDI, and thePrimeChronus are on my youtube playlist.

8. I feel like I love my coffee... The warmth of the cup against my palm, the sweet and bitter taste, the seductive scent of vanilla and cream and the aesthetically pleasing color of golden taupe against the royal blue of my mug.

9. How I imagine the authors of writing trade books would see my scribbles:

10. Picks random book from WP werewolf list:

            "The alpha is my mate and he hates me and beats me and my siblings help him because my parents were killed when I was a baby and they blame me, so I am going to put on my MAC NY Red Lipstick, grab my YSL luggage, and run away in my Lamborghini with the half million dollars I have hidden under my bed.... Two months later: Oh no I'm pregnant with septuplets but that's okay I can do it on my own with my new hopelessly loyal friends; and in 5 years, my litter of pups and I are going to go back and kick my Alpha mate's" aaaaahhhh NOPE! I'm done! 

(Excuse the language but this is what happens whenever I end up reading a book set in Cliche-ville... please stop -you're killing my favorite genre!)

https://youtu.be/5FjWe31S_0g

11. Pulls Dr Seuss of the shelf... Classic books are the BEST!

12. My eyes connected with the endless dark eyes of Cooper the Hua-rus, he want my breakfast roll... I continue typing and eating because I HAVE NO SOUL....

13. this is new... I am writing something new...

14. Uhhhhh... Nothing good on the History Channel...

15. My inner voice snarks at me: HA, Karma! What if you actually quit procrastinating and finished your #NaNoWriMo ?

FINE! FINnnNEEEeeeee! I'll finish it just stop nagging me, you're worse than my mother...

Huffs and opens HH document to finish typing in the chapter I scribbled notes on last night.