I have decided that I will be posting the unfinished drafts that I had left as a bonus, despite this book being discontinued. Enjoy this old, crappy writing!

The next one will be what I had for the Aso Rito oneshot.

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you guys gonna get some Yoshi romance in this chappy hue hue hue.

You were having a partayyyyy at your place to celebrate Christmas, and legit all of your friends were coming. Okay, let's see... Aso, Amao, Kokona, Saki, Osorō, Yoshiko, Hanako, Mujo, Midori, Info-Kun, Nemesis-Kun, Kizano, Oko, Kasumi, Taro, Megamo, Osano, Sakyu, Inkyu, Yandere-Chan With Eyepatch, Riku, Yandere-Chan, Budo, and for some odd reason, Mido came as well. You didn't invite that perv because he was a pErVeRtEd PeDo but he told you he was coming anyways. You were afraid that he'd fuck one of your guests in your closet.

Currently, you were putting the finishing touches on a F/F (favorite flavor) cake, like adding more frosting or sprinkling some extra sprinkles on it. You had Christmas Demoliton playing, or it came on because you were listening to Xmas music and the Eddsworld song apparently was confirmed as a song for the season, and you were aggresively humming.

"AND WHAT'S LEFT OF YOU, THERE WILL BE NO TRACE!" you screamed, whipping your head down and then up aggressively. "IT'S A CHRISTMAS DEMOLITION!"

Then you heard a few knocks at your door.

"Jeezus, coming. Hold your horses, you want cake or not?" you replied to the continuous knocking. It stopped when you mentioned the cake.

You wiped your hands on a washcloth and hung up your apron that said, "Sorry, your opinion wasn't in the recipe.", paused the mewsic, and nyoomed to the door.

You opened it, and there stood a shivering shortie with hair in a green bob and a scarf around her neck. Standing behind her was a boy with cheeks as rosy as the roses in his hair and next to him was boy wih hair as blue as the sky.

The girl held out a round tin thing.

"I MADE COOKIES!" she shouted. "CHOCOLATE CHIP BECAUSE SUGAR COOKIES ARE GROSS." I hate sugar cookies lol.

You snorted and moved aside from the door. "Hello to you too, Yoshiko. Heya Kasumi. Kizano." You smiled.

"Heyyyyyy, Y/N." Kasumi greeted with a wave.

Kizano grinned arrogantly. "Hello, Y/N dear."

They entered your house and you found Yoshiko following her nose to the kitchen, it being lifted up in the air. She gasped once entering.

"Y/N, YOU MADE THESE!?" Yoshiko is iMpReSsEd.

The minute you were going to reply, there was another knock at the door. You rushed over to it and glomped the besties because they were b e a u t i f u l.

Kokona and Saki both made an 'oomf' noise when you did so, moving their gifts and food out of the way. You let them come in and zoomed over to the kitchen.

"YOSHIKO, NO. BAD YOSHIKO." you said right away.

The greenie was about to eat some of the brownies you made. You marched over there and slapped her hand. Yoshi snuck back into the shadows and stared at the treats right after you did so.

As time flew by, people came and greeted you at your door, you welcoming them in. Midori was talking nonstop to Sakyu and Inkyu, who seemed relieved that you let them in quickly, Asu and Osorō were arguing, Hanako and Taro seemed overjoyed to see you (especially Hanako), blah blah blah, usual friends.

Probably the most queer entrance was Yandere-Chan With Eyepatch's entrace. She had opened one of your windows and jumped through it. Hey look- she even brought scrUB-CHAN!!!

Once everyone was here, you stood in the middle of your living room and declared, "HEY EVERYONE! WE'RE PLAYING HIDE AND SEEK!" C'mon I know you guys are almost adults but I have the right to make this a vine.

EVERYONE CHEERED.

"I'LL COUNT FIRST!" you told them. "SCRAMBLE! RUN! VANISH!"

You ran into a wall and started counting as you heard a bunch of thumpety thump thumps. You decided to count to 35 because there were a lot of people. 

Once you finished, you spun back around. "I'M COMING FER YOU ALLLLLL-" and then began your search.

Your house was pretty big and had many available hiding spots, so it might be kinda hard.

You entered the kitchen and looked around, quiet af so you could try to hear anyone, or anything. You checked in some cabinets, and then in the cabinet under the sink. One dark grey eye stared back at you along with a pair of smol eyes.

"Haha, you lose." you told Yandere-Chan With Eyepatch, extending a hand to help pull her out. One she was on flat ground, she dusted herself off.

"yeAH! But it was fun anyways." Then she went off to find other people because that's how you play hide 'n' seek in ur house.

No one else was in the kitchen, so you back-pedaled into your living room once more. Noticing an unusual color of blue behind the decorated tree, you strode over to it and looked behind it.

"AHA! GOT CHUUUU!" you jabbed Kasumi hard in the side.

"O o f alright ow okay stahp-" Kasumi slithered out from behind the tree and ran off, probably to go look for Yoshiko or somethin'.

Awhile later, you and the others had found at least 6 more people. So that meant eight people were searching and 14 people were hiding.

You stepped into a little square area with doors on both the left and in front of you. You were going to go in the door in front of you, which was your garage, but you weRE SUDDENLY SNAGGED AND PULLED INTO THE CLOSET ON YOUR RIGHT.

YOU WERE PUSHED AGAINST THE WALL AND SOMEONE PRESSED THEIR SOFT LIPS TO YOURS.

YOU WERE SO IN SHOCK THAT YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHO WAS KISSING YOU UNTIL YOU BLINKED A FEW TIMES AND FOCUSED ON THE PERSON.

Holy shit it was Yoshiko.

You were the screaming man in that one painting.

YoU dIdN't KnOw WhAt To Do.

"Y/N? Yoshiko?" oh boi it was Kasumi.

"Hellllllooooo-" he poked his head inside the closet and his eyes widened. "Oh. OH. OH NO YOU DON'T!" He grabbed a surprised Yoshiko and pulled her away from you, giving you his death glare. Then the boi strode off.

You dragged your hands down your face. "Shit..." you muttered.

After the game was over, everyone dispersed and did their own things. You sat in the corner of one of your couches with some hot chocolate while Kasumi sat across from you on another couch. He had his arms crossed and was giving you the stink eye.

Yoshiko, fortunately, was in the kitchen and stuffing herself with food.

You wanted to explain to Kasumi that it wasn't your fault. You knew he had a huge crush on Yoshiko and seeing that scene really heart him, but you didn't know how to phrase it without pissing him off even more.

"Hiya, Y/N! Are you alright? You seem to be really tense."

You looked beside you to see Mujo.

"Yeah, I'm fine," you muttered. You really weren't.

Mujo frowned and narrowed his eyes at you.

"Are you sure?" he questioned with concern. "If you're not sure, is there anyhing I can do to help?"

You sipped your hot coco and sighed, leaning back against the couch cushion. Should you tell Mujo? This was an embarrassing topic... But he was trustworthy, so you decided to tell him.

"Okay, I'm not sure, but you promise you won't tell anyone?" you looked at him, seriousness in your gaze.

Mujo nodded. "I promise."

"Okay, so, it was an event that happened while we were playing hide 'n' seek. I was looking around for people when Yoshiko suddenly pulled me into a closet." You gazed at Mujo for a few moments to see if he was still listening.

"Go on." said the pinkette.

"Then... Then she just randomly kissed me. I didn't know what was happening, I was very confused, and then Kasumi walked in. He freaked out and pulled Yoshi away. I believe he thinks that it was my fault and that I set up the game just so I could do that. But I didn't set it up! I didn't do it in the first place. Now he's glaring at me and I just don't know what to do." you sounded very confused like whaaaaaaat.

Mujo thought for a moment before reaching out and spreading his arms to the sides. You knew what he was doing and what you were doing as you scooted over a little bit and rested your head on his chest. He let his arms fall around you and awwwww, cuddle time. He pet your hair a little as you two just sat there peacefully. It was pretty adorable if someone else was watching you two.

And someone else was.