Before ya'll think, this is not smut-

You can have pretty weird experiences as a babysitter that aren't inappropriate.

Like, suddenly the kid you're babysitting is on the ceiling fan or crawling towards a construction site with a cat and a mouse chasing after it while you're gossiping on the phone

That was a reference to Tom And Jerry if you readers didn't catch my drift ;)

Anyways, enjoy this chapter. I'll try to not make it like Amao's oneshot-

You were friends with Taro Yamada, and when he told you that he was going on a school trip for a few days and couldn't bring his little brother, he asked you if you could babysit that brother while he was away and until he returned. You happily obliged- you were quite curious of Taro's brother.

You were scribbling some notes on a piece of paper when the bell rang, signalling the end of the school day. After the teacher stopped her lesson, she told you guys that you may go to do club activities or after-school tutoring, or just to go home and relax. You gathered your things and stood up, marching out the door of the classroom with a slightly-excited smile on your diddly darn face.

"Y/NNNNN! Y/N WAIT UP!" someones shouted from behind you.

Before you could turn around and tell them that you needed to get to Taro's quickly, like Sonic, two blurs, one green and one blue raced up and linked arms with you on both sides. You were sh00k-

"aaaAAAH-" you blurted out.

"Ayyy, ello Y/N." Your friend and clubmate Yoshiko yawned.

"And hiya, Y/N!" the Photography President Kasumi chimed, catching his best friend's yawn and yawning too.

You yawned as well. Then all three of you yawned.

"Omg, guys, stop yawning or we'll get this whole school to yawn." you started. OMG I JUST CAUGHT THE YAWN THAT YOU THREE IN THE STORY DID-

"Pfff- whatever you say, Y/N." Kasumi rolled his eyes as you three followed the yellow brick road.

"So, where ya heading?" Kasumi asked.

"You buttface, she's the Gardening Club leader! So she's obviously heading towards the Gardening Club." Yoshiko snarked, leaning over to casually punch Kasumi in the face.

You grinned and shook your head. "Actually, I'm going over to Taro's."

Yoshiko wiggled her eyebrows. "Oooh, really~?"

You snorted. "To babysit Hanako because Taro and his parents are going to be out for a couple of days."

Kasumi quirked an eyebrow. "Isn't Hanako like, 16 or 17?"

You nodded.

"...Then why does he need a babysitter?"

You blinked. You didn't know-

"Uh, maybe he doesn't like to be alone...?" you suggested.

Kasumi and Yoshiko looked at each other. Then they looked at you.

"If you say so, Y/N~!" they said at the same time.

The two looked at each other again.

"HEY! Why did you saw the same thing that I said at the same time?" both of them shouted in perfect sync.

They both grOaNEd-

"Stop copying me! I don't like it-" again, they said the same thing at the same time. "OH MY GOSH, STOP- AAAAAH!" they unlinked arms with you to shout at each other, and you took that moment to sneak away.

As you strode towards the exit and entrance of the school, you swear you heard the two of them say some peculiar words...:

"I mean it's crazy..." -Kasumi

"What?" -Yoshiko.

"That we finish each other's-" -Kasumi.

"Sandwiches!" -Yoshiko.

"That's what I was gonna say!" -Kasumi.

You rolled your eyes at the memelords' words and walked out of the school building. Almost instantly, a Sakura peTAL FLEW INTO YOUR MOUTH. For a few moments, you let your brain process what just had happened. After your brain was done, you spit out the petal and continued walking.

Your arrived sooner than you thought and knocked on the door with a, "Hanako! It's Y/N!"

You heard a gasp from inside followed by a thump of a body and something dropping on the ground. Then you heard some footsteps leading to the door, the click of the lock and....

"Y/N-CHAAAAAN!" squealed the boy, squishing you in a tight hug.

"Hai hai hai, Hanako." you would pat his head but he was hugging your arms down.

The kid turned your body a couple times as he glomped you, and you smiled. Then he grabbed your hand and led you inside, all the way to the living room. He looked like he was bursting to tell you something, his face being red like you were holding your breath.

He shoved you onto the couch as he kicked something away with his foot.

"Y/N." he said.

"Hanako." you replied, smirking slightly because you felt savage af for saying that.

"No!!! Y/N!!! My Big Brother told me something!!!" he squealed.

"Uhm, okay. That's nice." you said with unease. "Nice to know."

The raven-haired kiddo just made an exaggerated groan noise.

"nO!!! Listen." and then the beano blurted, "Taro told me that you might have a crush on him. Is that true?! If it is, yoU GUYS WOULD BE SO CUTE TOGETHER!! But you better not let him forget about me. Please don't let him forget about me!!

You were sh00k. And embarrassed. You started to say something but Hanako interrupted you.

"Oh! I know!! Do you believe in the myth of the Sakura tree behind Akademi? That if you confess your love to your crush under it on any Friday, he or she will accept your feelings and you'll be together forever!?!?! I do!!! You should tell Big Brother your feelings on Friday beneath the cherry tree!! It'll be soooo romantic!"

You covered his mouth to shut him up. Your face was a blushing mess, and you were sweating nervously a little.

"Hanako, sweetie." you started, "I do not have romantic feelings for Taro. Only platonic feelings. I love him to the point that I'll babysit you for him or help him with homework or with stress by buying him a stuffed animal at Shisuta town. I will n-not confess to him Friday because there is no point."

He went silent, and you removed your hand from his mouth.

"Oh... Well, you can still confess to somebody on Friday! Even if it's not Taro." he suggested.

You sighed. "Hanako, I don't have a crush on anyone at school, and I'm pretty sure that nobody has a crush on me. No OnE wIlL lOvE mE-"

He paused and then glomped you again.

"If no one loves you, Y/N, then I will!!"

sup losers

like the chapter

it seems kinda short to me tbh even though it's 1000+ words long

also

the cherry tree thing

I had that idea in my head for months

let me show ya'll something

I wrote that down on a stickynote one night a week or so after the previous oneshot

I beliEVED that I was a geNIUS

lol I still think I am

The reason why it's kinda bent is because I lost it a couple times and it kinda got bent throughout those lost times and st u f f

another also

Do any of you guys watch The Big Bang Theory?

If you do, then I love you C':

I kinda referenced it in this chappy.

Ya'll know how before Penny tells Sheldon or Howard or someone that they're wrong, she's like, "Sheldon, sweetie."

"Hanako, sweetie."

BOOM, REFERENCES AW YE A H

I don't feel like italic-izing all of this btw lmao

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~Aso Rito

~Osōro Shidesu

~Oko Ruto x Demon! Reader

~Megamo Saiko

~Kiazano Sunobu

And you guys gotta remember, requests are closed because ya'll are requesting so much.

Requests will open back up when I get to Megamo, k?

K.

Hope ya'll liked the chappy-