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Gohan: HI-YAH! (Punches Cell)

Perfect Cell: Gah! Tch...So tell me then, when you get mad, what happens?

Gohan: When I get mad, I...I lose control. Everything goes dark, and then goes red and my power skyrockets like never before. And all I see is the person I want to kill.

Perfect Cell: So like uh...what do you do to them?

Gohan: I want to dismantle them. Take every piece of them apart. Watch them suffer before their death comes around.

Perfect Cell: (Chuckles....then turns into a full maniac laugh) Wow! You have given me the chills that's for sure. (Bear Hugs Gohan) So you get angry I die right?

Gohan: That would be correct, yes.

Perfect Cell: Well let's see which breaks first (starts crushing Gohan)

Gine:  We need to help him!

Bardock: No! Everything will be fine.

Goki: (starts getting worried) Are you sure?

Bardock: (pets Goki's head) I know so.

(Y/N): 'That's adorable. But Gohan looks like he can't last long that much.'

Android 16: Enough! (Holds Cell)

Perfect Cell: Sixteen?! What are you doing?!

Android 16: I am here to finally end this, by self destructing myself and taking you out Cell. And I may kill everyone else as well. That is my B. And no one can destroy this peaceful planet with their people and birds.

Perfect Cell: Wait-!

Android 16: 10...9...8...

Gohan: *gasp*

(Y/N): Oh crap! Sixteen is not joking!

(F/N): Here! (Creates force field)

Goki: Wait...what about Gohan!!!

Android 16: 3...2...1...0!

Perfect Cell: Grrrgh!

Android 16: ...-1...-2...a critical error has occurred. Where's the Ka-boom? Where's the Cell shattering Ka-boom?!

Gohan: Oh...crap baskets...

Perfect Cell: Well, this position was not heart warming at all. And you said you were looking for a...(places hand on Sixteen)...ka-boom?

Android 16: If I said no, would you still-?

And so Cell destroyed 16 leaving nothing but his head. Gohan was shocked at this action and began to cry. Cell was annoyed by this and gave birth to Cell Jr's. to take care of you and the others. Krillin was getting beaten the shit out of him. And Yamcha's arm got broken, Tien...I don't know what happened to him. Vegeta was getting taunted and annoyed by one of the Cell Jr's. and just kept missing attacks. Goki was doing just fine as well as the other Saiyans. Gohan pleaded for Cell to stop, but this just made Cell more angry. Yajirobe came out of no where and tossed sixteen's head over to Cell and Gohan.

Android: So stop holding back. (Smiles) And Hey, when we make it out of this, please pick up my head, and take me to the top of-

Perfect Cell: (stomps on head) I think we've heard enough from you Sixteen.

Gohan: ! 'No...sixteen...he wanted peace. He...wanted to live a normal life. But...BUT!' (gives Cell a glare) You took him away when he wanted peace!

Gohan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!

Goki: What's going on?!

Piccolo: Gohan...

Perfect Cell: ...

Gohan: Cell...

Perfect Cell: ?!

Gohan: I'm coming...for you next (Flies over to you guys)

Gohan was going after the Cell Jr's. and killing them one by one. Cell was shocked and and excited for Gohan's newfound power.

Gohan: Remember you're half Vegeta and don't fuck it up.

Trunks: R-Right! (Gives everyone a Senzu Bean)

Perfect Cell: Gimme...gimmegimmegimmegimme!

Gohan: (faces Cell) ...

Perfect Cell: Well, I'm gonna calm you whooping cough because you just devastated my children! And for a second there, I thought that yarn you were spinning was going to turn up short. But here you are, my final challenge-

Gohan: (punches Cell in the gut because he's tired from him talking) You talk too much, you're Freeza's showing.

Perfect Cell: You know, you're not wrong (gets up but only falls again) Wow, nothing like a concussion to really get the blood flowing! (Cough)

Gohan: Cell...you don't get it. I hate you. Everything you've done n earth, who you've killed!

Perfect Cell: Huh?!

Gohan: And now...IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO SUFFER!!!

Perfect Cell: Grrrrgh!!! GAH?!

Gohan: (punches Cell sending him sliding)

Perfect Cell: *pant* *pant* Oh fuck this! (Flies up in the air) KA...ME...HA...MEEEE!!!! HAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

(Y/N): Oh shit! Here it comes!

Gohan: Ka...Me...Ha...Me...(puts hands together) HAAAAAA!!!!!

With the blast from Gohan, Cell was being over powered and blasted Cell. Once everything settled, the clouds were forming an "O" saying that the blast went through the sky. Cell came back and was in pain from how he looked like. Gohan was getting bored, and that made Cell even more angry.

Perfect Cell: WHAT DID YOU SAY YOU LITTLE SHIT?!?!

Gohan: I said I'm bored, you're boring me.

Perfect Cell: RAAAAAHH!!! (Slams ground to miss Gohan)

Gohan: (smirks and kicks Cell)

Perfect Cell: Gurk!

Gohan: MMMM!!! (Reels back fist and punches Cell's gut)

Perfect Cell: GUAH?!?! *gag* (covers mouth)

Bardock: What's going on?

Gine: He looks like he's in pain.

(Y/N): That's What he deserves after what he's done to earth.

Perfect Cell: (vomits Android 18 out)

Gohan: It's a girl. Mazel tov.

Krillin: Eighteen!

Piccolo: NO!

Krillin: But my bae-teen!

Piccolo: I will get a hose!

Goki: Alright Gohan! Finish him.

Gohan: Ok fine, if you want him dead kill him yourself. Pretty sure anyone with blonde hair could. (Walks towards Cell)

S.P. Cell: 'Kill me? No...it can't end like this. He's an 11 year-old throwing a tantrum! AND I'M THE PERFECT BEING! I was...and then he took everything from me!' And I'll take everything from you! Haaaaa! AAHHH! (Grows in size)

Gine: What is he doing?!

Bardock: Damn it! He's going to blow himself up taking the earth with him!

(Y/N): There's got to be something we can do!

Goki: ...(chuckles)

(Y/N): Huh? Goki?

Goki: Y/N...I'll see you later ok?

(Y/N): What are you-?

Goki: (Kisses you passionately But quickly)

(Y/N): *blushes* G-Goki?!

Goki: And the rest of you, take it easy. *POP*

(Y/N): GOKI!!!

Goki: *POP*

Gohan: Wha...Mom?! Hey Gohan...I'm sorry I couldn't be a better parent for you. But, just be sure, (smiles softly) that you're the best thing that has ever happened to my life being on earth.

Gohan: Wait! Are you-?!

Goki: I love you Gohan. (Places Hand On Cell)

S.P. Cell: NOOOOO-!

Goki: *POP*

Gohan/(Y/N): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

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King Kai: Goki...you have up your life, to save everyone else's. I'll see you soon...my friend.

Goki: *POP* Hey King Kai, Where should I put this?

King Kai: AAAAHHHH!!!!

Bubbles: AAAAHHHH!!!!

Gregory: AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

S.P. Cell: AAAAAHHHHHHH-!!!

{BOOOM!!!}

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Gohan: (Anguished cry)

Piccolo: Is it a bad time to point out that-

Raditz: (covers mouth) Don't...

Gohan: Stupid, selfish, impulsive hypocrite! You had one job! Get angry and kill Cell!!

(F/N): Hey now, Gohan-

Gohan: But you didn't just take a page from Vegeta, YOU WROTE A SEQUEL TO HIS FRICKIN' BOOK!!

(F/N): Gohan-

Gohan: Chapter 1: KILL YOUR OWN GOD DAMN MOM!!!

(F/N): Gohan!

Gohan: What?!

(F/N): (smiles)

Bardock: (pets Gohan's head) Dragon Balls.

Gohan: Oh...but...I still screwed up though.

Krillin: And now you're one of us. (Looks over at eighteen and Picks her up) Well...guess this gives a new meaning to picking up chicks.

Vegeta: What are you doing with that?

Krillin: I'm taking her to a...doctor? Mechanic? A Bulma, I'm taking her to a Bulma.

Raditz: You put that RealDoll down this instant!

Krillin: Yeah, how 'bout no?

Vegeta: (shoves Raditz our of the way) I can rip! You! IN! HALF!

Krillin: I know you can.

Vegeta: ...When did you get the balls?

Krillin: If I said it didn't have to do with anything with holding a beautiful woman in my arms, I'd be a liar.

Gohan: ...

{POP} {WOOSH}

(Y/N): Huh?!

Super P          Cell: P is for priceless...the look upon your faces...E is for extinction...all your puny races...R for revolution...which will be televised...F is for how fucked you are...(Charges beam) Now allow me to reprise~...(Fires Beam at Gohan)

Gohan: GAH?!?!

(Y/N): '...No...'

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(A/N): OH YEAH!!! THERE GOES ANOTHER ONE! SEE YALL IN THE FINALE!