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(Y/N): Ahh... (sits in bath)

Gohan: ahh... (sits in bath) You know, dad, It's honestly been kinda nice training with you.

(Y/N): Right? I like training too.

Gohan: Hm...

(Y/N): But even though we are relaxing, we still have to be training. Splash attack! (No affect)

Gohan: Hahaha! Splash attack (no affect)

(Y/N): Kamehame...

Gohan: Dad, no!

(Y/N): No holding back! HAA!

Gohan: AHH-

One Explosion later and cleaning up. They went to train again.

(Y/N):

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(Y/N): (places in bed)

Gohan: Zzz...Huh? I'LL WRECK YOUR HOMEWORL—

(Y/N): Hey son!

Gohan: Uh, uhh...? Were you...watching me sleep?

(Y/N): Yup! I do not want to miss the moment you turn Super Saiyan!

Gohan: Wow! It's been almost theee months in here, and...you still think I can do it?

(Y/N): I know so. Now get some sleep. Because tomorrow, imma get you Super Saiyan!

Gohan: Ok! (Yawns And Goes to sleep)

(Y/N): 'I hope'

///

Trunks: (still yelling No)

Krillin: 'Ok Krillin, pull yourself together. She's right over there...standing there like a...mechanical angel...and all I have to do is push this button and...watch her explode...! Everywhere...and then it's done! I m— I mean, she probably won't even feel it! Or even know what happened - just her life...ended in an instant...by me...with no Dragon Balls to bring her back when Cell dies...C'mon Krillin! Be strong for one second in your worthless life and push this button! If you don't, everyone will die! Including her!' Oh... (drops remote)

Trunks: AAAAAAAA-

Vegeta: Quiet boy!

Trunks: Hngh!

Vegeta: Now...continue.

S-P Cell: Thank you. You see, my dear Prince-

Vegeta: Don't push it.

S-P Cell: Uh, you see, Vegeta,this is only my second form. I am merely semi-perfect.

Vegeta: Wait, how can you be semi-perfect? You're either perfect or you're not me; there's no gray area.

S-P Cell: My point, is that this form was achieved by absorbing my brother, Android 17...and the only way I may obtain true perfection...

Vegeta: ...is absorb the other one. So in summation: You get the android, and I get a proper challenge.

S-P Cell: Oh, I promise you Vegeta...you're going to get what's coming to you.

Vegeta: Ohoho, ominous!

Android 18: He wouldn't...! Sixteen, he wouldn't, would he?!

Android 16: Wouldn't you?

Android 18: No!

Android 16: I'm sorry...what are we talking about again?

Krillin: Hey!

Android 18: Huh? (Looks over at Krillin) 'Woah, it's the cute one. Was he hiding there?  Wait, what's that thing on the grou' Oh my god

Krillin: H...Hi...!

Android 18: Uh, Hey...

Krillin: Look, I just...can I ask something of you?

Android 18: S-sure

Krillin: Un, g-g-gh-gh, please don't steal from or kill anyone!

Android 18: Wait are you?

Android 16: The duck is back!

Android 18: Sixteen!

Android 16: I'm sorry

Android 18: Okay, now listen: We weren't planning on doing any of that stuff. We haven't killed anyone thus far. The only thing we want dead is Cell.

Krillin: Oh...then this makes it much easier. (Crushes remote)

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Piccolo: HA! And you owe me some zeni!

Tien: Oh no...

Bulma: Alright What did Krillin do?

Piccolo: He smashed the remote.

Raditz/Tien: He did what?!

Bulma: That dick! That was twenty hours of my life!

Piccolo: And possibly the rest of it if Vegeta follows suit.

Tien: I don't understand! All he had to do was push the button and blow up the—

Raditz: ...the girl.

Goki: Oh, that makes sense.

Piccolo: I don't get it.

Raditz/Tien: He really did it...he actually risked every life on the planet just for...for cyber-sex!

Tien: I didn't Kikoho myself half to death so he could get laid!

Raditz/Piccolo: Oh...gross.

///

Android 18: Oh...oh wow...well, I mean, that was...really sweet and all, but...maybe you should've kept that around.

Krillin: What? Why?

S-P Cell: Vegeta, this is the only chance you'll ever get. If she gets away now, you'll never have a proper challenge. And I doubt Goki or Y/N will give you that challenge.

Vegeta: Ya know, the funny thing is, I know you're playing me...but you're right. She's all yours.

S-P Cell: Oh-ho, thank you Vegeta! Trust me - great things are about to happen...

///

Piccolo: Oh no, god damn him!

Goki: Ok, now what did Vegeta do?

Piccolo: He's letting Cell absorb Eighteen!

Tien: Well, looks like nobody wins...

Bulma: Well I technically do. 🎶 You guys owe me zeeeniii~ 🎶

Raditz: CELL IS GOING TO KILL US ALL!

Baby Trunks: (crying)

Mr. Popo: Jeez, bring down the whole mood, why don't you?

///

S-P Cell: (Flies up)

Vegeta: Make it snappy! The boy's gotta be in bed by seven or he gets cranky.

Trunks: (blocks Cell in Super Saiyan) Yeah, so I'm gonna be the only voice of reason and say absolutely not!

S-P Cell: Hrrgh!

Trunks: Don't you get it?! He's just been feeding you everything you want to hear! He's playing you!

S-P Cell: To be fair, I haven't lied since I got here.

Trunks: You're not involved in this anymore!

S-P Cell: I'm feeling pretty involved...

Vegeta: Boy, don't make me come up there and be a parent!

Trunks: First time for everything!

Vegeta: Ohoho!

S-P Cell: WOW, Vegeta, are you just going to stand there and take th— *gasp* (drooling in shock)

Trunks: 'Huh? Why is he doing th—...oh no...wait, but there's Krillin! Does he have the-...no...! But, why?! He...why?! But, the Android!' (Cell still drooling) 'Krillin...crushed remote!' (Cell drooling louder) 'But...could turn...perfect! Crushed! Why?! Kril—? But...twenty hours!' (Noises Cell shouldn't be making) WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!

Krillin: Oh Hey, it's Trunks!

S-P Cell: (flies for eighteen)

Trunks: (Follows in pursuit) I said absolutely NOT! (Kicks Cell)

S-P Cell: ARGH! 'Huh, Vegeta was right. He is almost as strong as—' AAUGH! (Smashes to the ground)

Vegeta: Look If this is about getting your own turn in, just wait until I'm done with him!

Trunks: Just ignore him. Krillin! Get the Androids out of here NOW!

Krillin: Font need to tell me twice! Or at all, actually... Let's go!

Android 18: Right! Sixteen, let's move!

Android 16: But I just got comfortable...

Android 18: Sixteen!

Android 16: More importantly, Cekl is only after you. I will slow you down. Now go!

Android 18: Fine (runs)

Krillin: You're doing a brave thing.

Android 16: So are you

Krillin: (Follows Eighteen)

Android 16: You are way out of your league Toni duck.

S-P Cell: (Fires blast to block them) There you are!

Trunks: No!

S-P Cell: Vegetaaaa! Trunks is picking on me!

Vegeta: Learn to share brat!

Trunks: Huh? (Gets kicked) D'AAGH! AUGH! Ah-Hah!

S-P Cell: That's better. Now, Eighteen...I'm not sure I like you hanging out with other men. Or in this case...half of one.

Krillin: Wow...

Android 16: How about you leave the girl alone?

S-P Cell: Aw don't be so jealous sixteen. She knows this was meant to be. I mean look at what she's wearing! She's practically asking to be absorbed.

Krillin: It doesn't matter. All I know is that I'm not going to let you achieve that form either. (Lunges for Cell only to be tail whipped to the wall)

S-P Cell: Who could've saw that one coming? (Gets rocket punched) Really?

Android 16: (sends a flurry of punches to Cell)

S-P Cell: Oh, you precious little cinnamon bun! Never change! (Elbows Sixteen)

Android 18: HAH! (Punches Cell)

S-P Cell: (Just dodges punches and blasts her to the side of the mountain)

Trunks: (gets out of rubble) Tgat is IT! I am stopping this now!

Vegeta: Oh?! What are you doin'?!

Trunks: What am I doing?!

Vegeta: Thwartin' my plans?!

Trunks: Thwarting your plans?!

Vegeta: Are you?!

Trunks: ...You know what?! Yes! (Blasts Vegeta)

Krillin: 'Oh god...If I had a nose, I'm pretty sure it'd be broken.' *gasp* (Sees Cell approaching Eighteen) Oh no...! You leave her alone or I SWEAR I'LL-

Android 16: No little duckling! It is not your time!

S-P Cell: (evil laughter)

Trunks: Future kick!

S-P Cell: Huh? D'ooargh!

Trunks; Blow yourself up or leave! I don't care which! (Follows Cell)

Android 18: Yeah ok!

Then Trunks proceeds to beat the living shit out of Cell

Android 18; C'mon Sixteen, move it!

Android 16: Why. Are you. Still here?!

Android 18: it's like seventeen said remember? The three amigos? Well now it's like Dos Compadres.

Krillin: Here, uh, I'll get him. I might not be good for much, but I can lift.

Android 18; 'I'm gonna rock his door foot world'

///

Vegeta: Huh...This is a new feeling. Pride in someone else. (Wipes blood from mouth) Unfortunately, it's overshadowed by this UNYIELDING RAGE!!! (Flies back to island)

///

Trunks continues to beat Cell

S-P Cell: 'Okay, THIS obviously isn't working! Waaiitt...Tenshinhan got me into this. And now...he's going to get me out. (Flies up)

Trunks: Hey!

S-P Cell: I've been so close for so long, and I can't take it anymore! EIGHTEEN! I'm coming!

Vegeta: (growls while flying towards then)

S-P Cell: SOLAAR FLAAARE!

Trunks: Ah-Ah-a-Uh...

Cell blinded everyone

S-P Cell: Now...for the climax. (Lands on ground)

Krillin: I won't let him touch you. Just stay behind m- (gets blasted)

S-P Cell: (Walks towards Eighteen opening his tail)

Android 18: Sixteen!

Android 16: ...Yes?

Android 18: Look after the little guy...

Android 16: Confirmed!

Cell absorbs Eighteen while she screams being absorbed.

Trunks: (Lands on ground and regains sight) Huh?

Cell was then transforming, having him glowing and changing figure.

Trunks: 'No!'

Android 16: 'No!'

Krillin: 'NO!'

Vegeta: 'YEEEESSSS!'

S-P Cell: AAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

///

Bulma: Hey, so, I cant sense power levels, but I can feel that. Does that mean anything?

Piccolo: We're fucked.

///

A beacon of light then shoots yo to the dark sky, and ended with a gleam to the spot Cell was.

[Orchestral theme]

Perfect Cell (with a refined voice): Singing ⬇️
"P" is for "Priceless", the look upon your faces

"E" is for "Extinction", all your puny races

"R" for "Revolution", which will be televised

"F" is for how "Fucked" you are, now allow me to reprise~

"E" is for "Eccentric", just listen to my song

"C" is for "Completion" Which I've waited for so long!

"T" is for the "Terror", upon you I'll bestow...

(Chuckling)

My name is Perfect Cell. And I'd like to say...

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