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Cell: So, my siblings. Why don't you come with me...and you'll be...in a world of truly pure perfection...

Android 18: Stop it!

Android 16: Seventeen! We need to go!

Android 17: No. I'm gonna play this one out.

Android 16: I believe this is a poor decision!

Android 17: Probably...But it's mine to make! (Lunges for Cell only to be pinned by Cell)

Cell: You know... (picks up seventeen) He wasn't wrong. (Opens tail and gets it closer to seventeen)

Android 17: This is...The...GROSSEST THING-..!!!

Cell: Aw, c'mon now. Don't be so scared. Once you are a part of me, you'll be reunited with our sister in...I dunno, give me five minutes. Ten, tops. And once I've achieved me perfection, I'll take my time killing every single person on this planet... Even the mighty Goki~~... (Maniacal laughter)

Android 16: (puts hand on shoulder)

Cell: Huh?

Android 16: Would you care to repeat that, YOU SON OF A BITCH? (Punches Cell as he drops seventeen)

Cell: GAH! (Wipes mouth) Got another one in ya?

Android 16: STOP...IT!!!

Android 17: Damn, sixteen! Where the HELL did that come from??? And WHAT TOOK YIU SO LONG?!?!

Android 16: I was waiting to see how things played out.

Android 17: Was that...sarcasm?

Android 16: I am not programmed for sarcasm...

Android 17: ...I'm proud of you

Android 16: Now if you'll excuse me, I will eliminate Cell.

Android 17: Ok, go ahead and kill him!

Cell: Ok so we're doing this now!

They both lunged at each other going in for a headbutt. Cell tried to suck Android 16's energy, But was useless and couldn't get a drop. Sixteen then grabs his tail and slams him to the ground. Sixteen then landed next to Cell and ripped of his tail, leaving Cell crying out in pain. But, a few seconds later he just regrew his tail. Cell then powered up and over powered sixteen punching him to the other side of the island only to be rocket punched by sixteen, and dug under ground.

Cell: Hagh, what is HAPPENING RIGHT NOW?!?! Where in the fuck am I?! Wait. What's that noise-? Hold on...Now I see a light..!!

Android 16: Walk towards it! (Fires blast)

Cell: WHAT IN THE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLllllloooaaooao...

As the blinding light fades away, we see the island completely flat with craters around as sixteen was reattaching his hands.

Android 18: ...Oh my God...He actually did it

Android 16: Why are you still here?!

Android 17; Oh, c'mon, we can't just leave you here! We're the Three Amigos!

Android 16: You do not understand, I'm not even sure if I can even get rid of this cell. And if absorbs both of you, everything will be destroyed

Android 17: ...shit

Android 18: What have we done?

Cell: You let me absorb my brother! (Sticks tail on 17 absorbing him)

Android 17: This is disgusting!!! Someone rip of his tail! I can't die like this! I'm too cool! I'M TOO CO-

And now, Cell has absorbed 17 and gained not just a new level of power, but a new form.

S-P Cell: Hmm...So this is what lips feel like? Bbbbbbalhbblahnbbbbbbbbbbb

Android 16: (punches face)

S-P Cell: ...bbbbb (blasts sixteen away)

Android 18: Sixteen! Are you OK?

Android 16: My cranial structure has received serious damage *zap* How are you?

S-P Cell: I'd concern yourself less with him, and start focusing on what's important...Meeee

Android 18: You! Give me back my brother you fish-lipped asshole!

S-P Cell: Now, now, being hurtful isn't going to bring him back.

Android 18: You are a monster!

S-P Cell: And he was delicious

Android 18: And you honestly think I'll let you do the same to me?

Tien: Hey!

S-P Cell: Oh my god, it's Tien! What, was Krillin busy?

Tien: (grunts as he puts his hands together)

S-P: Seriously? With your power level? You're no android, you're no Namekian, and you're obviously no Super Saiyan. You're just human

Tien: Yeah, well you know what?! Fuck power levels! (zoom in) Fuck Super Saiyans! (Zoom in) And more importantly, FUCK, YOU!!! (zoom in) SHIIIN...KIKOUUUHOUUU!!!!

S-P: Oh ho, that's adora-SHIIITTTT!!!! (Gets buried in ground)

Remember kids, triangles make squares.

Tien: YOU! Blow yourself up or leave, I don't care which!

Android 18: Yeah, ok. C'mon sixteen, we've got to go

Android 16: Where's seventeen?

Android 18: He's gone buddy.

Android 16: That is sad. I am sad.

Android 18: We both are

S-P Cell: NO! STOP IT! (Gets kikouhou'd) STOP IT!! (Gets kikouhou'd) ANGRYYYYY!!

Tien: KI!! KOU!! HOU!!

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Chiaotzu: Tien...

Master Roshi: Jeez, I think I can hear that.

Tien [far away]: KIKOUHOU!!

S-P Cell [with Tien]: Fuuuuck...!!

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Goki: Oh boy

Gohan: Is that Tienshinhan?

Goki: Yeah, and he is nettled. Super nettled

(Y/N): Uh...

Bardock: He's gonna die

(F/N): Probably

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Tien: KI! KOU! HOU!

Tien: KI! KOU! HOU!
S-P Cell: DUGH! UGH! UGGH!

Tien: KI! KOU! HOU!

S-P Cell: (panting) Are ya done?! Because I'm coming out...and I swear to god...if you do that AGAIN...I will be so freaking nettled! (Flies out of hole)

Tien: Kikouhou

Cell once again gets shoved into the ground by Tien's Kikouhou

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Yamcha: Man, He's really going all out!

Chiaotzu: His body won't last much longer. The Kikouhou- (shoots Kikouhou on accident)

Yamcha: AAAHHHH-

Cut! Chiaotzu What the hell?! Whatever, action!

Chiaotzu: His body won't last much longer. The ki...kou...hou just takes too much energy.

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Tien: (panting) 'Huh...not dead yet...that's wier-oh there we go...' (falls to ground) ugh...

S-P Cell: You know...Kikouhou is a poor choice of your last words. But to be fair, it's far from the worst decision you've made today.

Tien: Ki-kou-fuck yourself.

S-P Cell: Aww, see? That's the spirit!

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Mr. Popo: HE DEAD!

Bardock: Damn it!

Gohan: Can't you guys save them or something?!

(Y/N)/Goki: But we cant get them in time! There's no way we could move fast enough to grab them, get out, and...! (Look at eachother and laugh nervously) *pop*

(F/N): Did...they just remember they can do that

Mr. Popo: Your parents are idiots.

Bardock: Tch...only one of them

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*POP*

S-P Cell: Huh? Goki? And...you...?

(Y/N): My name is Y/N

Goki: Sorry! We're just going to grab our friends. We'll be gone in one second. Let you go back into your business.

(Y/N): ...I'm not going anywhere

Goki: Huh?

(Y/N): It's about time I get a chance to fight him. (Gets in stance)

S-P Cell: Oh ho ho! A new challenger approaches.

Goki: Y/N! What do you think your doing?!

(Y/N): I'm just getting excited is all. We are Saiyans after all. What do you say? Let me fight him?

Goki: Hmm...fine, but you better be careful (Grabs Tien and Piccolo) *pop*

S-P Cell: And the third wheel is gone

(Y/N): Dude, don't make it weird

S-P Cell: And how do you suppose you'll fight me?

(Y/N): Uh...by punching you? Maybe some kicks, and blasts, you know.

S-P Cell: I was-

(Y/N): Ooh! Maybe I'll see what that tail does! I might rip it off...

S-P Cell: ?! 'What is this feeling? Is this...fear?' Hahahaha! You really think that you can beat me?! You'll die trying!

(Y/N); I know, but I still want to punch you. (Goes Super Saiyan)

S-P Cell: Finally! A Super Saiyan comes my way~

(Y/N): Stop it!

They both then lunge at each other starting the duel. Y/N was maybe getting the advantage because Cell hasn't attacked yet. Actually, he can't attack because he's busy trying to dodge and block all of Y/N's hits and attacks. Cell then found an opening on your arm and grabbed it and slammed you to the ground. Y/N you did not see that coming. Cell then jumped on you several times while you were just screaming in pain. And then Cell approached you and stuck his tail in your leg, sucking all the energy.

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(F/N): No! He's dying

Gine: If only we had someone who can stop him...

Goki: Y/N!

Mr. Popo: Your worthless maggot friends are coming out now!

Gohan: Or do we!

Trunks came out first, not with his usual short bowl cut, but with long hair and a pony tail. Vegeta then came second. His armor was torn and his hair stayed the same. The only difference was their power was even greater than before.

Goki: Hey Trunks! Nice hair

Trunks: 'Oh my god. First actual compliment in over a year! Respond appropriately' Thanks. I uh, grew it myself 'Damn it!'

Goki: Heheh, that's funny

Trunks: 'Roll with it'

Vegeta: Alright no more wasting time!

Bulma: Hold On, you can't fight cell with that armor. So I brought one for everyone (throws capsule)

Vegeta: This is the greatest thing that you've produced

Trunks [baby]: wah...?

Vegeta: Yes, even you

Goki: Look Vegeta! I'm just like you now. Paragon 'till death!

Vegeta: You ruined it. You ruined it and I'm leaving.

Goki: Are you sure you don't want me to teleport you there buddy?

Vegeta: No. (Flies off)

Trunks [future]: I better go follow him...because he's my father (Follows Vegeta)

Goki: I hope Y/N makes it out alive

(F/N): *pop* He did...but he's no looking to well.

Tien: Yeah, he looks like the world's most skinny person on the planet

Goki: Y/N! (Runs over and sees you only to be shocked at the site) Why?!

Piccolo: Don't worry, we still have these left (hands Goki a Senzu)

Goki: Thanks Piccolo! Y/N, open wide

(Y/N): Thanks Goki (opens mouth) Uh...any day-mmph?!

Goki was kissing you to feed you the Senzu bean. You were just not expecting it to be fed to you in this way. Goki then finally parted the kiss from you as you chewed the bean and regained your health and energy.

(Y/N): *blushing dark red* G-G-Goki?! The hell was that for?!

Goki: Sorry, I just wanted to taste you again~. The other time was interrupted by Gohan earlier. And that wasn't fair. (Pouts)

(Y/N): Goki! We shouldn't talk about this in front of everyone!

Goki: I know something we're going to do when no one is watching~ (winks)

Bardock: WHAAAAA-

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A/N: ALRIGHT!!! I think that's a good note to end it on.

E is for what?