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In Space...

Nappa: Are we there yet?

Vegeta: No

Nappa: Are we there yet?

Vegeta: Yes

They crash landed in the middle of a city, scaring a few people that were around the crater. The Saiyans came out with smiles on their faces.

Citizen: So are you guys alie-

The taller and bald saiyan just put his index and middle finger up and turned the entire city into a glass floor

Nappa: Aaahh. I hate awkward silences...

Vegeta: Damn it, Nappa, think before you act! What if you had blown up one of the Dragon Balls?

Nappa: The what now, Vegeta?

Vegeta: The Dragon Balls, it's the whole reason we came here in the first place

Nappa: Yeah...

Vegeta: You know what Nappa? One of these days you're going to die...and then you'll be out of my hair forever.

EPIC FORESHADOWING

Vegeta: Now lets just go...

The two then started flying off to look for the dragon balls

Piccolo: Huh, They're coming right towards me. They're probably seeking to eliminate the strongest power level.

Mr. Popo: Ha!

And then the suicide squad-I mean the Z Fighters then landed next to Piccolo getting ready to fight the Saiyans.

Krillin: Hey Piccolo! Krillin's here!

Piccolo: Oh, I thought I sensed someone else coming. Good. It seems you've increased your power level since we last met.

Krillin: I know right? It's great! How'd your training go.

Piccolo: My training is the same as always. (Smirks) How'd your training go?

Krillin then thinks back of the training and starts crying remembering it.

Krillin: 1st r-rule of Popo's training! Don't talk about Popo's training! (Cries)

Piccolo: Huh, figures...(Looks up) ! The Saiyans!

Nappa: Hey Vegeta! Look, a Yoshi!

Vegeta: No Nappa it's a Namekian

Nappa: You call it whatever, it's a Yoshi

Vegeta: *sigh*

Then Tien and Chiaotzu then land next to the other two.

Tien: Hey guys, seems like the egg already cracked.

Krillin: Wow Tien, just wow

Nappa: Vegeta look, a cyclops and a Pokémon!

Chiaotzu: I'm not a Pokémon!

Nappa: I'm gonna catch it! Poké Ball go (throws it at Chiaotzu)

Chiaotzu: Ouch! My head!

Vegeta: Nappa you idiot (Smirks) you have to damage it first.

Everyone: !

Nappa: Alright! Time to get me a Pokémon!

Then helicopters then surrounded them.

Nappa: Oh no, I have to protect my image! (Fires blast to destroy all the helicopter)

The Z fighters were surprised and got ready to battle.

Nappa: I'm gonna read their power le-

Vegeta: It's useless, they can hide their power levels. However, I can test their levels another way. Plant the Saibamen.

Nappa: Yayyyy! (Plants Saibamen)

Saibamen grow up from the ground.

Piccolo: What the hell are those?

Vegeta: Think of them as a Raditz, each one of them with the same power of Raditz

Everyone was shocked, but then Yamcha arrived

Krillin: Guys, it's Yamcha

Yamcha: Don't worry guys, I'm here now. And we're going to take these guys dow-

And then Yamcha dies

Krillin: Yeah...uh...Don't worry Yamcha! I'll avenge you! Scatter Bullet!

Krillin then shoots a yellow beam only for the Saibamen to dodge it. Krillin then swerves the beam upwards and puts his hands down to destroy all the Saibamen.

Krillin: That...was for Yamcha

Vegeta: Oooh, you killed the Saibamen! I'm so scared!

Krillin: Really?

Vegeta: No you earthling, Nappa here is worth 5 Raditz, and I am worth 15

Everyone was shocked, but they weren't going to lose hope yet!

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The three Saiyans were sparring once more before they go off and face the other two. They were getting a whole lot stronger than what they were before.

King Kai: And that's enough for today!

(Y/N): Woo! That was fun right guys!

Raditz: You bet it was!

Goki: I feel so much stronger than before!

(Y/N): 'she looks adorable when she gets excited' Well, we better get going! I don't know how much longer those friends of yours Goki can handle them

Goki: Then what are we waiting  for? Let's go!

Raditz: I can't wait to beat Vegeta! He's gonna think that I'm still weak!

(Y/N): Alright then! Hang on to me. (Puts fingers to his forehead)

Raditz put his hand on your shoulder and Goki just put her arms around your waist, but you ignored it.

*POP*

*POP

Nappa: Vegeta look, the other survivors are here!

Vegeta: It's about damn time! I was literally going to kill Nappa just now!

Nappa: That's because you care about me

Vegeta: ...please kill him

Raditz: Alright then! I'll take care of this bowling pin. (Smirks)

Nappa: What did you say-ugh!

Raditz: And now you can't move (removes elbow)

Nappa: Well it cant get any worse than this right Vegeta? Vegeta? Vegeta? Vegeta? Vege-(gets blown by Vegeta)

George Takei: Oh my~

God damn it!

Vegeta: Finally...I'm...free. Free! YES!!!

Raditz: And now it's time to take care of you!

Goki: You...killed...Piccolo...Tien...wheres Chiaotzu

Vegeta: That pathetic moron blew himself to hits only to do no damage

Goki: Grr! (Glares at Vegeta) HaaaaaAAAHH!!!

Vegeta: (Smirks) Would you look at that? A woman with power

(Y/N): ?!

Raditz: Your fight is with me! (Lunges towards Vegeta)

Vegeta: Stay out of this (knocks out Raditz and walks towards Goki)

Goki: Huh? (Gets into stance)

Vegeta: Well aren't you a woman? Adorable face (puts hand on cheek), perfect body (runs hand to hips), and luscious lips

Goki: ?!

(Y/N): 'What is this feeling?' Grrrrrrrgh!!! (Yellow aura surrounds you and pupils disappear) GRAAAAA!!! (Charges up and lunges towards Vegeta)

Goki: 'I can't move!'

Vegeta: 'She's all mine~'

Shit is about to get brutal! You punch Vegeta's face to break his jaw.

Vegeta: AHHHH!!! (Holds his jaw)

Goki: 'W-Woah! I didn't think Y/N would do that!' (Gets worried)

Vegeta: Wai...wha are you doiiiiiii!!!!

(Y/N): Hiyah! (Slams Vegeta on the ground) Haaa!!! (throws a flurry of punches into Vegeta into the ground and throws him up in the air) grrr...HAAAAHHH!!! (Fires red beam)

Vegeta: 'This can't be!'

Explosion

(Y/N): *huff huff* grrr!!!

Then Vegeta was falling to the ground. He was surprised that he got tortured like that.

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(F/N): Hm? (Stands up)

Bardock: What's wrong?

(F/N): It's my son. I have to check it out

Bardock: Ok

(F/N): *Pop* *Pop* Y/N!!!

(Y/N): Huh? RRRRGH!!!

Goki: Y/N!

(Y/N): Huh? (Powers down and your eyes were back) Wha...what happened? Goki! (Runs up to her and hugs her) Are you ok?

(F/N): You...unlocked an unbelievable amount of power. We'll discuss it later, right now we need to take Raditz to a healing pod.

(Y/N): What about Vegeta?

(F/N): Let him go

(Y/N): ! (clenches fist) But he-!

(F/N): I said let him go! I'm sorry I have to be direct but I know what he did and I understand how you feel. But he's the son of my old friend. Remember?

(Y/N): That's him?! He acted the opposite!

(F/N): Because you let your anger blind you. If you could've talked with him. He wouldn't act that way with you.

(Y/N): Uh! Oh...you're right (looks down)

Goki: Hey...it's ok. I should've done something myself but I couldn't. (Pulls you into a tight embrace)

(Y/N): ...

(F/N): Hey, I know you love her very much. I get that. I would go crazy for your mother. I would KILL for your mother. But I would forgive them if they were my friend just confused with they were talking to.

(Y/N): ! (you blush when he said 'you love her very much') r-right...

(F/N): I'll meet you back in the house *POP

Silence took over...even I feel awkward just typing this while I'm thinking this

Goki: (was blushing because of your fathers words) Um...Y/N? We should probably head back now.

(Y/N): O-Oh Yeah! But what about your friends?

Goki: Oh...

Bulma: Hey guy!

Goki: Bulma! (Hugs her best friend) What are you doing.

Mr. Popo: She's going to help you maggots revive your friends. Especially the Namekian to bring back Kami.

Bulma: We can use his space ship to go to Namek because they have Dragon Balls there!

Goki: Wow really?

Bulma: Yeah! (Notices you Who's that?

(Y/N): An idiot that was blinded by rage...

Bulma: Oh, uh...

Goki: Sorry, he's...having a moment of what just happened

Bulma: Poor guy

(Y/N): Well, it's getting pretty dark...imma get going. Are you coming Goki?

Goki: I'm a second. [To bulma] we'll be back tomorrow

Bulma: Ok, bye!

Goki: Lets go Y/N (wraps arms around his waist to see if she would get a reaction, but nothing happened)

(Y/N): ... *pop*    *pop* 'I don't want to be seen like this so I just teleported us into our room. Thankfully everyone was asleep*

Goki: Y/N?

(Y/N): Hm?

Goki: Are you ok?

(Y/N): Yeah I'm just...processing on my actions. I know better than to just do that.

Goki: Hey, it's ok. We all get mad for a reason. Like yours *blushes lightly remembering*

(Y/N): In my point of view it was a good reason, but in other's it's just Stu-mph?!

Goki was kissing you with her eyes closed. This surprised you but were disappointed when she pulled away.

Goki: You're reason was like any other persons! In their point of view it's good too!

(Y/N): Goki...

Goki leaned in to kiss you again but more passionately. You put one of your hands behind Goki's head and the other on her waist to pull her closer. Goki then licked your lip for an entrance, you simply opened your mouth to let her tongue through. Her tongue explored your mouth as you were exploring hers. You both were getting more aroused by the second. You both began to kiss each other more rough and began to wrestle with your tongues. And while that was happening, your hands were moving all over her body until you reached under her shirt and started to caress her breasts. Then you both finally pulled away for same air. You just leaned in to kiss her neck.

Goki: *moan* Yes~ *moan* Yes~! You're the best Y/N! *moan*

You were too focused with your action until Goki takes your hands and pins them against the bed.

Goki: But don't think I won't pleasure you as well~

Goki then started kissing your neck as you were grunting and moaning at her action. And then you felt a hand go into your pants. She then grabbed your erection and started stroking you off again.

(Y/N): G-Goki~! This feels...

Those were the only you can make out. Goki heard this but only let go to your disappointment.

Goki: Don't you worry~. I'll do something even better~

She then got to your mid-section to pull off your pants only for your dick  to gently slap her face.

Goki: W-Wow! It's...bigger than I thought! *gulp* But I am going to enjoy this a lot more~

But before she could do anything, your mother checked on you to see if you were ok.

(M/N): Y/N I heard what happened and I- (stares at the situation she just walked into) Was i...interrupting you guys again?

Goki: *quickly pulls up your pants* N-No of course not! Hehehe!

(M/N): Oh come one now, I'm not an idiot. But I am sorry. I'll let you go to sleep because it's getting late, and Raditz is getting annoyed. Goodnight! (Closes door)

Goki: *phew* I'm just glad it wasn't my dad. But did that cheer you up?

(Y/N): Yeah actually, thanks a lot Goki

Goki: *blushes* You're welcome

And so the two laid down and cuddled up with one another to become comfortable

(Y/N): Love you

Goki: I love you too

And so, the two went too sleep

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(A/N): YOSHA!!! Don't worry! You'll get a lemon in the next chapter probably.

Anyway, see you next time on Chapter 6: Planet Namek! Part 1