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Three years have passed since the message was said from...Bardock, because as you all know-

Kanassan: He can see the futurrrre!

Yeah...thanks you. Trunks was comfortable that somebody knew what was about to happen. And so everyone has been training non-stop. Soon enough everyone was just about to head to the location to South City.

(Y/N): Alright, here we are (Lands)

Krillin: Woohoo! We're gonna do this guys!

Piccolo: Like the sound of that, but can you prove it?

Tien: I hope we can

Goki: (Lands next to you) Let's just hope we do this

Gohan: I'm ready for whatever comes our way!

Goki: (smiles) Is that Yamcha and Bulma?

Bulma: Hey guys!

Yamcha: Sup Guys!

Goki: It's been so long! Who's that you're holding?

Bulma: This is my son Trunks

Yamcha: Yeah, And I bet you know who the father is

(Y/N): Vegeta

Goki: Vegeta

Gohan: Vegeta

Krillin: Vegeta

Tien: Dude are you kidding? Of course it's Vegeta

Yamcha: Well, it could've been me

Bulma: It's Vegeta

Yamcha: ...I'm just gonna walk over here...(walks away)

Goki: How'd it happen?

Bulma: Well...

(Y/N): (covers Gohan's ears)

Flashback

Bulma: Are you insane?!

Vegeta: (stops) No, but you're upside down (continues cartwheels) Now you're not

Bulma: You know, it would be easier to count the amount of your ribs that aren't broken!

Vegeta: Work through the pain...!

Bulma: And exactly how are you going to work when your body collapses?

Vegeta: Please, The Prince of all Saiyans does not colla-aaapse (collapses) IRGH-ir!

Bulma: Oh look at that! The Prince of eight Saiyans has collapsed!

Vegeta: Eight And a hal- shut up!

Bulma: Oh no! The prince is getting all huffy! What are you going to do? Try to blow up Earth again? Because because I have Y/N on speed dial.

Vegeta: You must be stupid if you think he knows how to use a phone!

Yeah, you don't because as we said from the beginning of this story, you're a saiyan whi didn't grow up on earth.

Bulma: Don't you call me stupid!

Vegeta: Ok, then how about bitch!

Bulma: Arrogant dick!

Vegeta: Spoiled Sow!

Bulma: Fuck you!

Vegeta: Fuck you!

Bardock: FUCK BOTH OF YOU!!!

Bulma: ...

Vegeta: ...

Bulma: Vegeta, my room ten minutes (ends call)

Vegeta: ... (turns towards Bardock)

Bardock: *sigh* You do you, I'm just going to keep training here

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Bulma: Hah~! Ah~! Yes~!

Vegeta: Galick Gun...FIRE!!!

Bulma: YES~! *pant* Wow...even with the broken ribs you really...wait a minute, where's your condom?

Vegeta: The fuck's a condom?

Flashback ends

Bulma: And then he just leaves

Bardock: Yeah I kind of already knew that was going to happen, but I wish I could've known the cause before I decided to train with Vegeta. You two are literally children in an adults body.

In the distance: Cat loves food yeah yeah yeah yeah! Cat loves food yeah yeeeaaahh!

Yamcha: 'Not my song!'

Yajirobe: Here you guys go (Throws them Senzu beans) Bean daddy out! (Music fades)

Krillin: ...So about that song?

Yamcha: Look I needed the money, and no it wasn't worth it

Yajirobe's Car explodes, and two figures fly into the city

(Y/N): That must be our cue! (Flies into city)

The rest fly into the city trying to look for the two figures, Which are probably the androids. So they looked into the city trying to look for the androids, but the only problem is they can't sense their energy.

(F/N): Well this is a drag. I can't believe we can't sense their energy

(M/N): Yeah, That is a problem. But it does make sense that we can't because they're technically not live creatures, just pure machines

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Goki: Do you think we'll do this?

(Y/N): Of course we are! Bardock can just tell us anyway

Gohan: Can I fight them?

(Y/N): I dunno Gohan. Trunks said they were stronger than the average saiyan warrior

Gohan: Oh! U-Uh, now I'm scared

Goki: Don't worry Gohan, everything will be just fine! Unlike Trunks' time, I should've been dying right now. And am I?

Gohan: No...your energy is not lowering so...

(Y/N): (pats Gohan's head) So that means she's fine, and you're almost as strong as Piccolo!

Gohan: *giggle* Yeah!

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Woman: (screams in terror)

Yamcha: God damnit! Why is nobody here?! (Runs around the corner) Oh...oh no...

Old-man: 19, identify!

Android 19: Scanning...Spiky hair, orange clothing, and higher than average power level. Chances of being Son Goki, 97%

Old-Man: I don't remember her having a scar...

Android 19: 92%

Old-Man: And isn't she a she?

Android 19: 79%

Old-Man: Oh, close enough!

Is it though?

Yamcha: Looks like they died before I got he-mmph!

Old-Man: Hello there! Are you ready to die?

In the gasoline truck: Cat loves yeah yeah yeah yeah!

Yamcha: 'Are you serious?!'

Truck Driver: Huh? ! (Swerves truck and explodes)

Old-Man: Now That that's passed (shoves fist through Yamcha)

Yamcha: MMMMPH!!!!

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Everyone: God damn it Yamcha!

(Y/N): What did he do?

Goki: I'm guessing-

Krillin: He's already dying

(Y/N): Uh oh (flies over to Yamcha)

Old-Man: Hm? (Turns around) Oh! Uh...who are you?

(Y/N): My name's Y/N, and I'm guessing you're an android

Old-Man: What?! How did you know?!

Everyone:

Old-Man: Oh...right. Well since this isn't Son Goki, I have no use for him anymore (drops Yamcha)

Goki: Krillin, take him to Bulma!

Krillin: Why? ...Oh right the Senzu beans! (Picks up Yamcha) Huh, I guess there's two types of fisting in this city. Eh? Eh?

(Y/N): I don't get it

I'm sure you do though

Krillin: Whatever, Bulma will get it (Flies off)

Old-Man: Well, now that I've destroyed this entire city, let's get to fighting

(Y/N): You didn't destroy-

Piccolo: Yes, the whole city

(Y/N): Oh...you are most unkind!

Tien: Well we can't fight here. Piccolo, you know any good spots?

Piccolo: Why are you asking me?

Tien: You know why

Piccolo: *sigh* Fine, there's a terrain over at 10 miles that way

Goki: Ok then let's go!

Piccolo: I could think of worse places. But there are nice places, neat cacti-

Everyone: (flies off)

Piccolo: Ok fine! (Follows them)

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Yamcha: Oh no! The Androids are following them!

Krillin: Yeah! We've got to warn them (follows them)

Yamcha: Imma just stay here

Krillin: Oh i understand, I don't have that much energy after a handjob. Badap-bap-badapbye! (Flies off)

Bulma: Well I sure hope you know how to do diapers

Yamcha: Wait up Krillin! (Flies off)

Bulma: Why don't you go Yajirobe?

Yajirobe: Why would I go?

Bulma: Is it because you're fat?

Yajirobe: Ye!

///

(Y/N): Alright, here we go!

???: Hold On!

Old-Man: Huh?

Vegeta: I just want to show you what I can do. But first I have a question. Can the android feel fear?

Android 19: Scanning...

Vegeta: (Charges up) hhhaaaaaa....(hair turns yellow and eyes turn emerald green) HAAAAAAHHH!!!

Old-Man: What the hell is this?!

Vegeta: This is your end Android, and it's just around the corner

Goki: *huff* He's really done it... *huff*

(Y/N): Are you ok?

Goki: Yeah... (falls to ground) NO! (clutches heart)

(Y/N): Goki?!

Krillin: Don't worry I got this! Senzu bean! (Throws Senzu bean)

Goki: (catches) Thanks Krillin... (eats Senzu bean) AHHH!!! It made it worse!

Gohan: Mom?

Bardock: Hm, well it's a good thing I got the medicine anyway (reaches in pocket) Y/N, catch (throws antidote)

(Y/N): (catches) Thanks Bardock! And now for us to go home. Gohan!

Gohan: Y-Yeah?

(Y/N): Stay strong here (picks up Goki and flies over to house)

Android 19: Threat moving away 3 miles...4 miles...

Vegeta: Sorry, But your current threat is right here

Android 19: 6 miles...

Vegeta: Well, I guess you activated your self-destruct sequence. I'll count you down. 10! (Kicks Android 19 sending him flying)

Android: Ow (punches Vegeta)

Vegeta: (dodges) You gotta be faster than that! 9! (Punches to ground)

Android 19: Ow (kicks Vegeta)

Vegeta: You're still too slow. Maybe it's because your fat.

Android 19: Grr...! (Punches Vegeta)

Vegeta: (dodges) 8! (Kicks Android 19)

Tien: So we're actually hoping for Vegeta to win?

Bardock: Face it, it's either this or they suck you dry

Everyone: ...

Bardock: I said that wrong

Gine: Yeah, you did

Bardock: Like you don't do something like that

Gine: *blushes* H-Hey!

Vegeta: 5! (Kicks again)

Android 19: Ow

Old-Man: Did I just see his foot?

Vegeta: Well, looks like I'm a size 19

Android 19: (lunges towards Vegeta)

Vegeta: 4! (Kicks him into air)

Android 19: Aagh!

Vegeta: So, have you rusted your pants?

Android: (shoots beams from eyes)

Vegeta: (Flies up) 3! (Spikes him)

Android 19: Ow...

Vegeta: (lands) Well, the end is near for you then huh?

Android 19: (quickly grabs Vegeta's arms)

Old-Man: Yes! That's it 19! Don't let go no matter what!

Android 19: Grip locked

Vegeta: Well, it looks like I'm not going anywhere for a while (puts feet in the Androids face) Mind if I get a workout in? (Starts pushing)

Android 19: Initiating...energy drain...

Vegeta: Aw! You want my energy? Tell you what. Take as much as you want! And in exchange for your hands! 2! (Pushes harder to take his hands off)

Android 19: ?!

Vegeta: Looks like your death is first. Do you feel fear?

Android 19: No! Please! Don't kill me! (Runs away)

Vegeta: All I needed to hear.

Android 19: No no no no no!

Vegeta: One...Bing Bang Attack! (Fires blue orb at the android, killing it)

Android 19 was then destroyed. Only his head remained rolling until it stopped. Ok guys! Go ahead!

Krillin: Senzu Bean! (Throws at 19)

Vegeta: (throws dog treat)

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A/N: YOSHA!!! Sorry for the late update but hey! I'm still here! See you in the next part but first...

P is for what?