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Bardock: Have you made your decision yet?

Gine: It's been weeks now.

(Y/N): Yeah, yeah, but I don't know if it's the right thing to do.

(F/N): Hey... (Puts hand on your shoulder) You got this.

(M/N): Yeah... (ruffles your hair) You Do.

Vegeta: I can't believe I'm letting you do this...

Raditz: You're REALLY doing this?!

Gohan: Dad...

Goten: ...

Goki: It'll be fine. (Kisses cheek)

Trunks: I don't get it.

(Y/N): (sighs) ...Fine, ill do it. (signs up for tournament) Alright I'm in!

Vegeta: Yes! I didn't have to do anything! I'm going to kick your ass Y/N!!

Raditz: Hey! Hold on! I want to fight him as much as you do Vegeta!!

Goten: Yay! Daddy is in the tournament!

Trunks: Dont get too excited Goten. I can still beat you before you even fight him.

Gine: I dunno, isn't this kind of unfair?

Goki: Nah, we're doing this for Gohan and his date~ (winks at Gohan)

Gohan: (blushes) Whatever... (looks away)

Bardock: Really? With who grandson?

(Y/N): Oh, his girlfriend Videl.

(F/N): Oh! No wonder you kept getting into the city.

Gohan: Grrrrr....

Timeskip to the day of the tournament.

(Y/N): Alright! Remember guys, lightly tap the machine ok?

Everyone: Got it!

Vegeta: Hmm...

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That guy who runs that punching machine: Alright! Step on up Champion!

Mr. Satan: (Chuckles) HAAAH!!! (Punches machine)

Punching Machine: 137

That guy who runs that punching machine: Is this a dream?! Can my eyes possibly see a score of 137?!

Crowd: Ooooo... (cheers for Mr. Satan)

Videl: Yeah! (Sees Gohan) Gohan! (Waves)

Gohan: Huh? Oh hey it's Videl!

Trunks: I don't get it, why can't we just fly?

(M/N): Because if we do, all of these people would see that and you'll never make friends.

(Y/N): Wow Mom.

Trunks: Ok!

Krillin: Hey guys!

Goki: Krillin! Wow...you have hair now

Krillin: Yeah, seems like love can...change you. (Android 18 walks past everyone)

(Y/N): Huh? 18? How's it going?

Android 18: (kept walking)

Krillin: Yeah, she only talks to me. Sorry about that.

Goki: No it's fine, I only talk with Y/N too.

(Y/N): What? No you do—

Goki: (whispers in your ear)

(Y/N): Oohh! Wait...(Blushes) Goki!

Goki: (giggles)

Bardock: Hey! It's time to choose our numbers.

Vegeta: I can't wait to fight Y/N

Raditz: I think we all want a piece of Y/N.

(Y/N): Remember! Don't use full strength.

Gine: How do we do that?

(Y/N): Hmm...Literally. Tap. It.

Android 18: Ok then. (Knocks on machine)

Punching Machine: 774!

The guy: W-WHAT THE?! She scored 774 points! I'm sorry ma'am, there seems to be some technical difficulties at the moment.

Krillin: 18! Try to be more gentle.

Android 18: More gentle then that? Fine. (Lightly taps the machine)

Punching Machine: 203!

The dude: ...203...

Then the line keeps going down with getting high results. Everyone was just shocked at how you guys were getting more points than Mr. Satan.

The guy: I think we need to get the other machine.

The other guy: Ok.

The guy: Ok, it's your turn sir.

Vegeta: Get out of my way! (Punches machine which breaks on the process)

Everyone just gasped and hung their jaws to the floor.

(Y/N): (sigh) You never change do you Vegeta?

Announcer: It's time for the tournament to BEGIN!!!

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(A/N): ALRIIIIGHT!!! Another one published. Sorry if this one's short though. SEE YA!